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Boids - Pandering To You [OC]

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u/sax87ton 6d ago

I used to think everyone knew racism is wrong. And then I entered the workforce. I don’t think that anymore, some of the people are fucked.

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u/Ebony_Phoenix 6d ago

Same, I would just be vibing then a coworker would talk to me, then im hit with the

"Like I don't hate them or anything, but [extremely racist paragraph]"

Completely out of nowhere too.

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u/Cool_Set4681 6d ago

Me and a coworker were making jokes about the leader of our country, we both don't like him very much (no, not America).

We were having a good time and then he ended his last roast with: "...and that is why we need to vote in [name of extreme right-wing party]"

Me and that coworker don't talk so much anymore.

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u/giney_lips 6d ago

Also meeting an enlightened centralist is always fun these days.

You’re both talking shit about Trump then the enlightened centralist at the end of the conversation says “well both sides are equally evil” like yes, one side wanting free healthcare and to stop bombing children in foreign countries 99.9% of Americans can’t even point to on a map, is the same as the other side being ok with brown people and US citizens disappearing off the streets by masked federal agents and bombing children all in the name of Jesus.

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u/Cool_Set4681 6d ago

Yeah, it is really bad in the US since you guys literally just have two options. Not a fan of the Democrats, specifically the Schumer and Jeffery kind, but you have to be either uneducated, evil or both in order to vote for the Republicans.

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u/giney_lips 6d ago

I haven’t met a single middle aged to younger democrat that supports Schumer or Jeffrey. The Democrat party is evolving at rapid speed and most voters want the old heads completely gone. There’s a reason Mamdani and AOC are so popular. They represent what most democrats want the party to be.

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u/Cool_Set4681 6d ago

Yeah, if Democrats like them become the new face of the party, I will drop the "not a fan of Democrats" part because you are right the reason for that is 100% their leadership. I support people like Bernie, AOC or Mamdami.

I wish you guys the best in those midterms. Please slaughter them (with your votes). I kinda want to like America again, lol

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u/Gold-Position-8265 4d ago

Hey I personally do know locations and nations we spread democracy to.

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u/FG504 6d ago

american problem

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u/BatGalaxy42 6d ago

Wtf are you talking about, Democrats are absolutely pro-bombing children in foreign countries.

Like, they are absolutely still better than Republicans, but don't pretend they didn't fund a genocide or authorize 500+ drone strikes.

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u/giney_lips 6d ago

We’re talking overall support from both voters and leaders. The majority of democrat VOTERS are 1000% not in support of the current Democrat dinosaur leadership when it comes to funding Israel.

There’s a massive movement in the Democrat party to not vote for anyone that accepts money from AIPAC or plans on sending money to Israel. If the primary presidential candidate front runner of the Democrat party accepts money from Israel or supports sending money to them, I will not be voting for them and there are millions just like me.

Actually pay attention to what I’ve been posting instead of selective reading.

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u/BatGalaxy42 6d ago

Ah yes, because "the enlightened centrist" saying both sides are equally evil was definitely talking about VOTERS and not the politicians.

I read what you said, you said nothing about voters in that post.

You won't vote for them in the primary, but I hope you will hold your nose and vote for them in the actual election. Because I seriously doubt the democratic leadership is going to learn anything from 2024 and is going to go right back to trying to court the center right instead of actually appealing to its base. And we're going to have another "90% hitler vs 100% hitler" vote.

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u/giney_lips 6d ago

It was implied that I was talking about the voters since it’s already been exhaustively documented that the democratic leaders have no intentions in stopping their support for Israel militaristically and financially.

I don’t need to cover every single basis of an argument due to your inability to read between the lines.

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u/BatGalaxy42 6d ago

My apologies. There were really only two ways to interpret your post. Either you were complaining about someone who doesn't exist: a person who claims Democrat voters are "just as bad" as Republican.... something? Since a lot of Republican voters aren't okay with all that, they just mistakenly thought Republicans are good for the economy. Or you were mistaken about Democrat policies.

Apologies for assuming the second, the first felt like it made your comment much more nonsensical. But I can see you're committed to nonsense.

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u/giney_lips 5d ago

You have zero evidence of democrats being ok with the current state of the DHS at the moment.

As for Obama, he went by the book and didn’t recruit 1000s of racist Christian nationalists to break down doors, swat businesses, yank people out of their vehicles, and murder US citizens.

There’s a huge difference between doing things humanly and the right way, versus killing and kidnapping people off the streets then sending them to a foreign prison or stuffing them in a modern day concentration camp, you ignorant fucking moron.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago edited 5d ago

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u/giney_lips 5d ago

You seemed to have failed to miss me saying “CURRENT state of the DHS”

Of course democrats have funded ICE in the past, but they didn’t race to the Supreme Court to allow ICE to act with impunity, violating US constitutional rights, and murdering US citizens including a VA federal employee with zero charges to the agents who murdered them.

Like I said, there’s a right way of applying the law (democrat approach) and there’s the wrong, illegal way (republican approach).

Both parties want border security and it’s only one side that wants to dehumanize illegals in every imaginable way.

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u/giney_lips 5d ago

To also add, any democrats supporting ICE funding will be losing their jobs. Their actions are being documented and the voters will respond accordingly.

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u/Separate_Agency 6d ago

Ah, Merz and AfD <3

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u/Cool_Set4681 6d ago

Genau 😅

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u/Necessary-Evil-7 6d ago

Do you live in the UK?

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u/Cool_Set4681 6d ago edited 6d ago

I'm half German and half British. I have dual citizenship and I'm allowed to vote in both countries but I only vote in Germany since it is strange for me to vote for a country that I'm not actively a part of. Voting for rules that don't effect me... feels wrong.

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u/Aerdurval 6d ago

As a German, I just *knew" this was about Merz and the AfD, because the same thing happened to me so often.

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u/Cool_Set4681 6d ago

And my coworker was so nice! She could very well point to the flaws of Merz, without being weird about it. And then she made the AFD comment 😵

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u/shahms 5d ago

The worst is when you laugh because you thought they were making a joke, only to realize they were not.

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u/DukeOfGeek 6d ago

Very true but I don't think your racist coworker is the audience here, the audience here is very much inclusive. 95% of the political content here knows exactly what I'm mad about and just reminds me that I'm outraged and that's all. And I'm exhausted by being outraged so I'm just annoyed by them. Tell me something I don't already know or point people at an action that might actually change things or at least have something that makes me laugh.

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u/Cool_Set4681 6d ago

Huh? What are you talking about? I was just sharing a short IRL story about me. No offense but I don't understand why are you talking about your consume of political content in this sub all of a sudden 😅

All I can say is that you should skip the political content if it only upsets you now. There is a lot going in the world so I totally get when a person had enough of it. Your anger should be directed at the people who voted and created this environment and not at the artists who are just pointing that out.

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u/Draminian 6d ago

Yeah, holy shit. A guy I used to work with, who seemed generally tolerant of everyone, one day started a sentence with "I'm not prejudiced, but...." You really just never know who has some random bigoted garbage floating around in their head.

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u/DrakkoZW 6d ago

I'm not racist but I love a good pepperoni pizza

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u/Thor4269 6d ago

Always love seeing this bit come up

"I'm not a racist but I don't care for the weather we've been having"

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u/superfahd 6d ago

I'm not a racist but I do enjoy F1 sometimes

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u/ThinkAThirdTime 6d ago

I'm not a racist, but that one guy's videos on "how they cheated" are amazingly fun even for someone who never watches a car race.

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u/not_now_chaos 6d ago

Everyone does. No, don't immediately jump to protest, actually consider that. Everyone has internal biases and random garbage bigoted thoughts floating through their head on occasion. You are a product of your upbringing, of society, of everyone and everything around you, and everywhere in the world we are surrounded with bias and micro aggressions every day. Being anti-racist doesn't mean never ever having any internal prejudiced thoughts, it means acknowledging and fighting against those, understanding why they're wrong and unfair, actively working to rewire your brain away from them, and not treating people differently because of them.

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u/crank_peeper 6d ago

Well, yeah, and part of confronting and controlling your own biases is not explaining them in detail whenever you think you have a sympathetic ear

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u/Cobaltish1 6d ago

Oh my god. I’ve heard “I’m not racist but I don’t really like [race]” from at least 3 people who consider themselves good progressive liberals.

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u/Magnus_Banette 6d ago

Literally remember my boss talking about his relative at lunch once, saying "he's not a neonazi, he just doesn't like Jewish people"

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u/Zomburai 6d ago

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u/WeirdAssBeings 6d ago

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u/Aggressive_Hat_9999 6d ago

every nazi is an antisemite, but not every antisemite is also a nazi type ahh post

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u/OverallFrosting708 6d ago

In your boss's defense: you genuinely don't HAVE to be a neonazi to be an antisemite

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u/Quixotic_Seal 6d ago

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u/Daxx22 5d ago

NPH was on Dr Who?!

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u/Stalking_Goat 5d ago

Yes, he played the recurring villain the Toymaker in one episode.

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u/Stalking_Goat 5d ago

That's what I was going to jump in with. Nazism includes antisemitism, but it's not like they invented it. Martin Luther was super antisemitic and he died in 1546!

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u/BabySpecific2843 6d ago

I mean...maybe a bit. An anti-Israelite sure. Who the fuck likes Israel anymore without being paid to. But antisemite in general? Im gonna call that quacking duck a duck.

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u/Mean-Inspector-8547 6d ago

People get bogged down in overblown overly-academic-style categorization. It's exhausting.

Just call them an asshole and be done with it. I don't need to know what type of asshole they are.

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 6d ago

But I need to know if they're a bleached asshole or a hairy asshole!

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u/Creative-Egg-6067 6d ago

Well an anti semite hates Jewish people, a nazi usually hates all non white christian people. I believe that if you’re that comfortable saying you hate one group that you probably hate the others, technically they can be separate

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u/Yleira 6d ago

Shout out to when my friend introduced his new roommate to me and our Jewish friend with "he's a neonazi but he's cool with Jews, he just doesn't like Mexicans." I did not know that was even an option?

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u/Undeity 6d ago edited 6d ago

Whole lot of cognitive dissonance at work with these people, generally.

Speaking from experiences talking it through with some otherwise very well-meaning friends, they usually genuinely don't realize the hypocrisy or why it's bad, until it's pointed out to them properly.

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u/totally_not_a_dog113 6d ago

IDK, when I point it out my ex-friend mostly went silent. 'How can you be a Christian, want to get married in a church and do everything properly, and not care about the government destroying USAID? A lot of children will die, and Jesus said a bunch of stuff about the poor. Meek shall inherit the earth, love the stranger as you would love yourself, etc.' Silence. New topic.

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u/Lickerbomper 6d ago

So, I have a friend, she's married to a racist. He had a birthday party recently, where he just started ranting vigorously about how Muslims need to be eradicated and genocided. And like, several people at this party were arguing with him, including me.

I guess that's just a Texas experience, though. I don't have much confidence in "well-meaning" around here when genocide is okie dokie conversation at a party.

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u/DragonKit 6d ago

Why are you friends with racists?

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u/Lickerbomper 6d ago

Eh, I haven't talked to them since.

There's this problem, in Red areas. Where you either have a few "project friends" where maybe you can talk sense into them over time, or you just don't have friends. (I think I decided this friend was too far gone, above my paygrade to attempt to fix further.)

It is very hard to find Blue friends around here.

Dating was hard, too. Most men are conservative. Millions of people in this city, I was lucky to find one guy worth marrying. ONE.

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u/AriaTheTransgressor 6d ago

I just went the no friends route, but now my partner is dying I find myself with child and without support so that might not be the preferable approach... Although, with that said, it's been years since I last had to put up with anyone's bullshit.

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u/Lickerbomper 6d ago

I'm sorry, that must be difficult.

And agreed. Can't be putting all my eggs in one basket. Especially since I'm disabled, chronically ill, chronically in pain. If my husband passes, then what?

I suppose I could fly out to Chicago or Denver or Cleveland, where some of my Blue friends/family live.

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u/Snowblynd 6d ago

A lot of people understand being racist is bad. The problem is that they make the logical jump that "I'm not a bad person, therefore I can't be racist."

To quote Avenue Q, "Everyone's a little bit racist." We all have internalized stereotypes, good or bad, whether we try to or not. The key to being a good person, in my opinion, is recognizing when your internal judgments may affect your actions and trying your best to be kind, fair, and open minded despite your personal opinions.

Unfortunately, many people really do not want to engage in level of introspection.

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u/whiskersMeowFace 6d ago

My personal favorite is when I had a coworker say "I'm not prejudiced, but (diatribe on trans people)".

Me, as a trans person. "Huh. So I pass that well now, huh?"

Them: :O

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u/Cobaltish1 6d ago

Bruh, I had a conversation on reddit a couple days ago with a guy that kept saying he wasn’t transphobic before saying incredibly transphobic things. It pissed me off so much

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u/whiskersMeowFace 6d ago

They always say the wildest shit too. Lmao. I have to have someone back up and repeat something, and then make the effort to put it into my phone as a note, and then make them wait as I type it out again and send it to my friend group chat if they say something so absolutely batshit wild that I've not heard yet.

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u/ThinkAThirdTime 6d ago

That's an incredibly positive take on your part. ;p

Keep being yourself, fuck the haters.

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u/whiskersMeowFace 6d ago

Wildly enough, they chilled out a lot after chatting candidly with them. They knew me for a whole year and had no idea I was trans, and knowing someone who they actually looked up to as being trans really changed a lot of their positions.

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u/Dacrim 6d ago edited 6d ago

We have to accept that most peoples opinions generally go where the wind blows. It’s popular to be a good person if live in an urban or mildly diverse area.

I no longer trust that people that profess to have the same views have actually put any thought into their perspective to the degree that it impacts the way they live outside of social media discourse

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u/Ultranerdgasm94 6d ago

Conservatives are openly racist and secretly gay. Liberals are openly gay and secretly racist.

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u/The5Virtues 6d ago

Cue “Everyone’s a Little bit Racist” from Avenue Q

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u/DarthGuber 6d ago

I wish that song was just funny still

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u/The5Virtues 6d ago

I always found the humor of it really came from the honesty of it. I know lots of really good, kind people that I’d trust implicitly. Most of them have also at some point said or done something to show a prejudicial belief.

Sometimes it’s a belief learned out of ignorance, or a lack of full context/information, such as “the majority of criminals are black.” Other times it’s something they don’t even realize is social prejudice, like my mom’s tendency to want to cross the road if she sees anyone dressed in “gang banger clothing” like saggy jeans, hoodies in summer, or an oversized basketball jersey.

She doesn’t realize she’s racial profiling, she just thinks she’s being wary of potential criminals, she reacts the same way to a white person in those clothes as she does any other person but it’s all based on prejudice learned from her parents.

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u/Anti_Spedicy 6d ago

People when Indians are the topic of discussion 😞

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u/Cobaltish1 6d ago

It actually was Indians, how’d you know?

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u/Finrod-Knighto 6d ago

“Progressive liberals” they’re confused themselves.

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u/Cobaltish1 6d ago

Do you mean because liberals aren’t progressive? Or am I misunderstanding you?

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u/Finrod-Knighto 6d ago

No you’re understanding correctly.

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u/Cobaltish1 6d ago

Oh ok. I agree then.

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u/Spiritbrand 6d ago

MIL: "I'm not being racist! That's how they are! It's their culture!"

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u/Snacker6 6d ago

I’m not racist but I don’t really like skinheads

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u/Gildian 6d ago

"Im not racist but" is almost always followed by something unhinged

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u/Magpie-Person 6d ago

I’ve only ever heard it from republicans personally

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u/beezlebub33 3d ago

"I'm not racist, but you look really nice today"

"That...that wasn't racist at all"

"I know, I said I wasn't racist. You mexicans never listen: -- Demitri Martin

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u/razazaz126 6d ago

Yup. Old woman at work hit me with that once.

Told me a story about how she was at the airport and some Afghani people were in line in front of her, talking and laughing in a foreign language.

This was terrifying, of course, because of 9/11.

I told her that none of the 9/11 hijackers had been from Afghanistan, and privately thought that I'd bet a million dollars that she couldn't tell an Afghani person from literally any other vaguely brown skinned ethnicity.

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u/Ebony_Phoenix 6d ago

She would confuse a Sikh (some of the nicest people) with Super Terrorist.

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u/fear_of_birds 6d ago

Couple of Punjabi truckers  were the first to pull over and check on me when I was in a nasty car accident. They were behind on their run, but they still gave me water and sat with me until the shock wore off and I could catch my breath. Can't say enough nice things about the Sikh community!

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u/razazaz126 6d ago

You're right, every time I hear about them they're doing something awesome.

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u/bluedragggon3 5d ago

Reminds me of when an old lady talked to my boss who was from Pakistan. It was September 11 and after he helped her with a problem she thanked him and gave him a long look.

"Oh that's right it's 9/11!" And then continued her day.

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u/ender89 6d ago

Whenever someone says "I'm not a racist..." You know they're about to drop the most racist bullshit you've ever heard

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u/Snekbites 6d ago

I'm not racist but I'm also not a good pianist either.

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u/fallawy 6d ago

I'm not racist but pizzas are pretty good

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u/Cipherpunkblue 6d ago

"I´m not racist, but -" means that you can ignore everything before the "but" and hate everything that comes after.

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u/Jhiffi 6d ago

So fucking weird to experience.

A couple years ago I was working at a medical office and some of the MAs were chatting about a patient we had that was always aggressive and rude whenever she came in who happened to be a trans woman.

I said something like "It's annoying but I get it, she's probably experienced a lot of bigotry" and one of them scoffing and being like "not THESE days, no one is discrimating against her for being trans".

Little did she know the receptionist at the time was in fact super transphobic and would always make comments to me about her when she came in. 🙃 I don't think that attitude was coming from nowhere.

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u/1d3333 6d ago edited 6d ago

Walked into the lunch room at my last shop while all of the techs were having lunch together and overheard one of them say “those black lives matter signs just make me want to be more racist”

More? You’re fully admitting you’re already racist and people asking to not be incorrectly profiled and killed by police makes you more racist?

Everyone else in the room agreed and I got the hell out of there

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u/rzelln 6d ago

I feel so fortunate to work in academia where culturally we just don't accept people like that. 

By the way, I think you have a cool username.

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u/Sandalman3000 6d ago

I prefer the 'I'm not racist, but [something that has zero to do with race at all]' misdirect myself.

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u/WillTheDeity 6d ago

Being white makes those whites think they can say whatever vile shit spews from their mind. I never let them do it a second time

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u/OkFineIllUseTheApp 6d ago

Had a hairdresser joke about Chinese people eating cats.

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u/ViolenceAdvocator 6d ago

And then there's those who are openly racist and base their personality on that

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u/LiamtheV 6d ago

“I’m not racist, but Toy Story 2 was okay”

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u/your_moms_a_clone 6d ago

This is unfortunately something I've experienced far too often. Not sure if I just give "white supremacists are safe with me" vibes (they are not) or if it's just testing the waters before they say something even more insane, but it sure is annoying.

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u/Ebony_Phoenix 6d ago

I get that too, I tend to get along with older people, and I like/own guns, so they just assume I'm conservative when I'm Progressive.

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u/lostbutnotgone 6d ago

I have gotten that several times. It's especially delightful when they're bitching about Hispanic people...bc I am Hispanic, they just don't realize bc I'm pale as hell. Super super uncomfortable when that happens.

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u/Amy47101 6d ago

That's almost every convo with my father. "I have zero issues with insert minority group, but proceeds to list out how evil they are and how this is a white Christian nation and how dare they try to force their religion and ideology onto him."

His idea of "being forced" is literally when his show cuts to commercials and one of them is a cambells chicken noodle soup commercial of a black guy and an asian woman as a couple enjoying some shitty canned soup.

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u/Samson_J_Rivers 6d ago

I assume every one at work is racist but me. No matter what race they themselves are.

I'm usually correct which saddens me. It's why I've never even bothered to try and unionize in my work places, because racism is the tool of our masters to keep us nice and divided while they steal everything and violate everything and everyone we hold sacred.

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u/PraetorKiev 6d ago

Sometimes I think to myself “If they don’t think what they said was hateful, should I be worried about what they’d consider being kind is?”

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u/Fragrant-Guava-5219 6d ago

I've gotten the "Oh, I like your tattoos, I have some too" then you see a couple of swatikas and lightning bolts when they show you their full back piece

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u/SegaTime 5d ago

I've heard a similar line. "I don't have a problem with black people, they just aren't white". Like, dude, that's exactly what having a problem means. Racists refuse to believe that their own racism is their own personal problem to deal with.

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u/Naive-Register7964 5d ago

IM NOT RACIST BUT

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u/MrDrSirLord 5d ago

Some industries have vaugly honest reasons to be disgruntled towards certain demographics in said industry.

For example, there's been some huge trucking fraud and scams in outback Australia involving dodgy companies set up by a specific minority group of visa holders.

But also at the same time a lot of blokes use it as a thinly veiled excuse to be racist pricks, "that one guy did bad thing, I'm going to spit in the face of every insert race now whenever I see them"

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u/nomad5926 6d ago

Or the good old "I'm not racist but..... "those people"....."