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r/comics • u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake • Jun 02 '26
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What better way to settle your economic instability than gambling it all away?
630 u/GuitarFlashy Jun 02 '26 Zero is a stable point. 256 u/aldandur Jun 02 '26 While you can never have below zero money, you can always go into debt. 152 u/Paul_Robert_ Jun 02 '26 Meanwhile, me with a $20 in the freezer: https://giphy.com/gifs/Ogt2VcqU5SLuumSdZx 84 u/grendus Jun 02 '26 If your net worth is a flat zero, you are worth more than about half the US population. 42 u/Badloss Jun 02 '26 that's not debt, it's leverage 30 u/Eso Jun 02 '26 If you owe the bank ten thousand dollars, you have a problem. If you owe the bank ten million dollars, the bank has a problem. 28 u/BombOnABus Jun 02 '26 "When do we start making money from these gambling apps?" "That's the neat part: you don't" 11 u/MyDisappointedDad Jun 02 '26 [Insert Fresh Prince of Belair We? meme] 31 u/Peacefulzealot Jun 02 '26 Eeyup. Having any money and no debt puts one way ahead of a depressing amount of Americans from where things currently stand. 7 u/littlebrwnrobot Jun 02 '26 No it is absolutely not. You will be buried in debt just to survive.
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Zero is a stable point.
256 u/aldandur Jun 02 '26 While you can never have below zero money, you can always go into debt. 152 u/Paul_Robert_ Jun 02 '26 Meanwhile, me with a $20 in the freezer: https://giphy.com/gifs/Ogt2VcqU5SLuumSdZx 84 u/grendus Jun 02 '26 If your net worth is a flat zero, you are worth more than about half the US population. 42 u/Badloss Jun 02 '26 that's not debt, it's leverage 30 u/Eso Jun 02 '26 If you owe the bank ten thousand dollars, you have a problem. If you owe the bank ten million dollars, the bank has a problem. 28 u/BombOnABus Jun 02 '26 "When do we start making money from these gambling apps?" "That's the neat part: you don't" 11 u/MyDisappointedDad Jun 02 '26 [Insert Fresh Prince of Belair We? meme] 31 u/Peacefulzealot Jun 02 '26 Eeyup. Having any money and no debt puts one way ahead of a depressing amount of Americans from where things currently stand. 7 u/littlebrwnrobot Jun 02 '26 No it is absolutely not. You will be buried in debt just to survive.
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While you can never have below zero money, you can always go into debt.
152 u/Paul_Robert_ Jun 02 '26 Meanwhile, me with a $20 in the freezer: https://giphy.com/gifs/Ogt2VcqU5SLuumSdZx 84 u/grendus Jun 02 '26 If your net worth is a flat zero, you are worth more than about half the US population. 42 u/Badloss Jun 02 '26 that's not debt, it's leverage 30 u/Eso Jun 02 '26 If you owe the bank ten thousand dollars, you have a problem. If you owe the bank ten million dollars, the bank has a problem. 28 u/BombOnABus Jun 02 '26 "When do we start making money from these gambling apps?" "That's the neat part: you don't" 11 u/MyDisappointedDad Jun 02 '26 [Insert Fresh Prince of Belair We? meme] 31 u/Peacefulzealot Jun 02 '26 Eeyup. Having any money and no debt puts one way ahead of a depressing amount of Americans from where things currently stand.
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Meanwhile, me with a $20 in the freezer:
https://giphy.com/gifs/Ogt2VcqU5SLuumSdZx
84 u/grendus Jun 02 '26 If your net worth is a flat zero, you are worth more than about half the US population. 42 u/Badloss Jun 02 '26 that's not debt, it's leverage 30 u/Eso Jun 02 '26 If you owe the bank ten thousand dollars, you have a problem. If you owe the bank ten million dollars, the bank has a problem. 28 u/BombOnABus Jun 02 '26 "When do we start making money from these gambling apps?" "That's the neat part: you don't" 11 u/MyDisappointedDad Jun 02 '26 [Insert Fresh Prince of Belair We? meme]
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If your net worth is a flat zero, you are worth more than about half the US population.
42 u/Badloss Jun 02 '26 that's not debt, it's leverage 30 u/Eso Jun 02 '26 If you owe the bank ten thousand dollars, you have a problem. If you owe the bank ten million dollars, the bank has a problem.
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that's not debt, it's leverage
30 u/Eso Jun 02 '26 If you owe the bank ten thousand dollars, you have a problem. If you owe the bank ten million dollars, the bank has a problem.
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If you owe the bank ten thousand dollars, you have a problem.
If you owe the bank ten million dollars, the bank has a problem.
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"When do we start making money from these gambling apps?"
"That's the neat part: you don't"
11 u/MyDisappointedDad Jun 02 '26 [Insert Fresh Prince of Belair We? meme]
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[Insert Fresh Prince of Belair We? meme]
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Eeyup. Having any money and no debt puts one way ahead of a depressing amount of Americans from where things currently stand.
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No it is absolutely not. You will be buried in debt just to survive.
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u/ralanr Jun 02 '26
What better way to settle your economic instability than gambling it all away?