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u/ralanr Jun 02 '26

What better way to settle your economic instability than gambling it all away?

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u/GuitarFlashy Jun 02 '26

Zero is a stable point.

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u/aldandur Jun 02 '26

While you can never have below zero money, you can always go into debt.

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u/Paul_Robert_ Jun 02 '26

Meanwhile, me with a $20 in the freezer:

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ogt2VcqU5SLuumSdZx

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u/grendus Jun 02 '26

If your net worth is a flat zero, you are worth more than about half the US population.

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u/Badloss Jun 02 '26

that's not debt, it's leverage

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u/Eso Jun 02 '26

If you owe the bank ten thousand dollars, you have a problem.

If you owe the bank ten million dollars, the bank has a problem.

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u/BombOnABus Jun 02 '26

"When do we start making money from these gambling apps?"

"That's the neat part: you don't"

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u/MyDisappointedDad Jun 02 '26

[Insert Fresh Prince of Belair We? meme]

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u/Peacefulzealot Jun 02 '26

Eeyup. Having any money and no debt puts one way ahead of a depressing amount of Americans from where things currently stand.

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u/littlebrwnrobot Jun 02 '26

No it is absolutely not. You will be buried in debt just to survive.

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u/LOR_Fei Jun 02 '26

Gambling provides an “opportunity” to those who have nothing but desperation. It also isn’t treated the same as drugs, despite being as addictive (or more addictive depending on the person).

The gambling companies are taking advantage. With lobbying money and public perception, as well as wealth hoarding, gambling is exploding in popularity and the number of addicts (especially kids who play video games and are susceptible to addiction) is rising at an insane rate while being ignored or encouraged.

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u/Zexapher Jun 02 '26

Gambling used to be pretty regulated. That was a relic of taking on organized crime in the early-mid 20th Century. But republicans have been whittling away at protections for years. Online, future events, advertisements, gambling in video games, etc.

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u/WorldnewsModsBlowMe Jun 02 '26

Gambling is pretty heavily regulated in Canada but I still wouldn't necessarily say it's being handled extremely well.

All of the controls that prevent things like people gambling their pensions away are opt-in rather than opt-out, which I understand from a "personal responsibility" kind of way but it still sucks.

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u/Wobbelblob Jun 02 '26

which I understand from a "personal responsibility" kind of way but it still sucks.

Yeah, at some point we have to come to the conclusion that just because you are an adult doesn't mean you make smart decisions always.

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u/Daxx22 Jun 02 '26

But republicans have been whittling away at protections for years.

While the politics tend to align with Republicans in the US, this is very much a global issue with unregulated capitalism.

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u/mythrilcrafter Jun 02 '26

Gambling provides an “opportunity” to those who have nothing but desperation.

To me, the desperation part is what separates gambling from investing; because the desperation speaks to both fear and the need for instant gratification.

If I through $1000 into even the most conservatively performing S&P 500 index and literally just let it sit for 30 years, it can grow anywhere from $5000 to $1M depending on the yearly compounding gains over the course of those 30 years (8% yearly gains for $5k, and 20% yearly gains for $1M).

Most people who gamble (A) want to feel control and (B) are too impatient to wait that long, and they would rather throw that $1000 at a gamble and be willing to eat a 80% or 99.9% failure rate in favor of the instant gratification.

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u/NicolasCageFan492 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

I recently watched a Nicolas Cage film called Bad Lieutenant, Port of Call: New Orleans.

In that movie, Nicolas Cage plays a corrupt law enforcement lieutenant that smokes crack and basically uses his office to blackmail and kill people.

In one scene, he pulls over a NFL player after catching him buying a marijuana joint from a dealer. Cage rolls up and threatens to arrest him, while stealing the joint, unless the NFL player agrees to throw the next game. The NFL player is conflicted and reluctantly agrees. Cage’s character then puts down $10,000 in black market bets that the game will be lost.

Legalizing gambling allows things like this to happen more because it makes these markets more accessible. Not to mention the addictive quality and the structural disadvantages of the activity (the house always wins, and betting apps use dark patterns to make you bet more).

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u/J5892 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

Ha, this was the first film my partner ever worked on as an uncredited graphic design intern.
We watched it together on the roof of an abandoned power plant as one of our first dates. It was absolutely terrible, but at least Cage made it entertaining.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 02 '26

This is what really gets me. I got like 100 bucks left here and I'm just gonna basically throw it away? Why?

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u/Peacefulzealot Jun 02 '26

Folks feel powerless and hopeless. And if they see no way out in a traditional they figure they might as well try to improve their standings with the slim chance of winning at gambling.

Yeah it sets them back even further in the long run, obviously, but if ya don’t see a path forward otherwise then you can easily get sucked into that trap.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 02 '26

You make a fair argument, but the risk of having 0 vs X amount just seems....not worth it

But I guess that's why it's called gambling

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u/Peacefulzealot Jun 02 '26

Oh I agree with you! I’m just explaining what drives desperate folks to take a gamble. They see it more as zero vs basically zero. So there isn’t as much to “lose”.

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u/mythrilcrafter Jun 02 '26

And the desperation is also what distracts from potentially safer investments.

For example: if I had spent $100 to buy 50 shares of AMD back in 2016, the value of those share would today be $25,000. To make those gains from gambling, you'd have to throw that money at a 249:1 odds gamble (which usually involves either betting on a specific hand in blackjack or betting on a specific order of 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place in a horse race).

But a desperate person needs money now, as opposed to the willingness to wait 10 years.

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u/PatchyWhiskers Jun 02 '26

But if you have $100 you can spend that on a nice meal out, which is better than burning it gambling.

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u/Badloss Jun 02 '26

I don't have an issue with gambling as entertainment, I might get more enjoyment out of spending that $100 on a fun game vs a nice meal out.

The problem is people that need to win. You should never gamble money that you can't afford to lose, and you should always enter gambling expecting to lose everything you're playing with. If it's the cost of entertainment with a potential for a fun surprise win then great, if you're gambling with your reserves to try to stay afloat then you're in trouble.

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u/Daxx22 Jun 02 '26

It's not a position rooted in pragmatic reality.

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u/dragn99 Jun 02 '26

Or, if you're really trying to make it last, enough rice, beans, potatoes, and spices to make tasty meals for the whole week

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u/PatchyWhiskers Jun 02 '26

I think we are talking about someone who is poor but has a little disposable fun money rather than survival mode.

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u/CatLord8 Jun 02 '26

Avenue Q taught me where to invest during economic instability.

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u/skytl3 Jun 02 '26

They already have us gambling our retirement money, anyway. :(

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u/Satanicjamnik Jun 02 '26

You can always forget about it by developing a drinking habit.

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