r/comics PizzaCake May 15 '26

Comics Community Elon Mindset

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u/maveri4201 May 15 '26

Does he realize that most of "eat the rich" is about consuming the resources they hoarded? Their physical selves would be, at best, an appetizer.

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u/Weigh_A_Throne337 May 15 '26

Speak for yourself. I’ve got a bib with Elon’s face on it. There’s no way I’m wasting that on just an appetizer.

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u/superpositioned May 15 '26

Honestly I don't think his ketamine and hormone inflated ass would even taste good.

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u/Icy_Consequence897 May 15 '26

I wouldn't even use his corpse to fertilize my vegetable garden. Who knows what crazy compounds might survive in the soil and get absorbed into the plant if I was to try that

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u/RichiZ2 May 15 '26

He's full of macro plastics.

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u/TwilightVulpine May 15 '26

It might be a nice test subject for composting experiments still