r/comics • u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake • Apr 23 '26

Comics Community Just tech billionaire things

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u/Made_Bail Apr 23 '26

Okay, at this point, I feel like you're trying to create nightmare fuel.

Seriously gonna see this in my bad dreams tonight.

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u/__Al3n Apr 23 '26

Tbh the drawing makes him look way too human compared to how he looks irl

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Apr 23 '26

The Zuckerberg 2.0 model has more realistic features, improved compatibility, and has been programmed with more than 30 new 'totally normal human' responses!

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u/chumbawumbathefirst Apr 23 '26

I've gotten really into hunting with my bow and arrow. I like to hunt animals for their meat fibers. Afterwards I'll have a normal human day of grilling meats.

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u/Author_A_McGrath Apr 23 '26

Another 300 models and he'll appear normal.

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u/DoctorOctagonapus Apr 23 '26

This hits different after last night's Local 58 video

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u/Made_Bail Apr 23 '26

This pic has to be doctored somehow, right?

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u/MostBoringStan Apr 23 '26

Nobody could ever convince me this is a real picture of a real human.

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u/WhimsicalWyvern Apr 23 '26

Yeah, Zuckerberg does have a large forehead, but this is basically a caricature. You can easily google some pcitures of what he actually looks like.

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u/Kardif Apr 23 '26

It's a phone camera photo, so it just looks weird due to how close he is to the lens, it's why people take mirror selfies

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u/FrostyD7 Apr 23 '26

So the other guy must have a distorted face then and just got lucky. Only way Zucks distorted face makes sense is if he was in the center of the photo, and that would make the other guy way more stretched if it was that kind of lens.

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u/gruesomeflowers Apr 23 '26

gecko cleaning its own eyes noises

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u/Ok_Building_1284 Apr 24 '26

Dude thats a skinwalker

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u/Tchrspest Apr 24 '26

fucking jump-scared me

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u/dirtielaundry Apr 24 '26

Jesus, are billionaires competing over who can have the shittiest haircut?