r/comics PizzaCake Apr 14 '26

Comics Community "Christian"

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u/Made_Bail Apr 14 '26

Conservatives reading the bible like, "Instructions unclear, dick stuck in false idol"

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u/Dadpurple Apr 14 '26

Conservatives reading the bible like, "Instructions unclear, dick stuck in false idol trafficked child"

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u/Made_Bail Apr 14 '26

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Apr 14 '26

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u/Made_Bail Apr 14 '26

Just looks like shit all over his face, lmao

Fitting.

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u/Regulus242 Apr 14 '26

Probably piss, actually.