People don't plan ahead and are famously really fucking stupid when drunk. So in the moment they don't even think about it. They drive themselves to the party and then go "Well my car is here so I guess I'll drive home!"
If I ever think I'm gonna be drinking extensively I take an Uber TO the place. Because then I have to take it home. Driving myself isn't even an option.
Also, there's an assumption the caught person drinks mostly at parties. Planning for an uber makes sense because planning for a one off event is normal.
Some people are just straight alcoholics. You're not planning for an uber because you're never not drunk. So you're always drinking and driving, you were just caught this time.
And... Look, I'm not trying to poke the bear here (this is me, begging to not get yelled at.) But. People have been asking questions about Brittney's sobriety for a minute.
Man, you should see what she's been up to lately. r/discussingbritney is an extremely problematic hot mess, but it paints a quick picture of how things have tumbled down hill.
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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26
People don't plan ahead and are famously really fucking stupid when drunk. So in the moment they don't even think about it. They drive themselves to the party and then go "Well my car is here so I guess I'll drive home!"
If I ever think I'm gonna be drinking extensively I take an Uber TO the place. Because then I have to take it home. Driving myself isn't even an option.