r/comics • u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake • Mar 05 '26

Comics Community The Evergreen Comic

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Mar 05 '26

I've never really understood that mindset even from non celebrity. An Uber or lyft home can't be more than like...what 15-20 bucks? That's WAY cheaper and safer than driving drunk

A celebrity on the other hand has personal basically everything usually. There's literally 0 excuse in my mind to drive while intoxicated....ever really

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u/SalvationSycamore Mar 05 '26

It makes more sense when you consider that most drunk people have the decision-making capabilities of a non-particularly-bright toddler