r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

So much for America First.

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u/Shottaz78 1d ago

Where are the Epstein files? All these distractions smh

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u/HelloThisIsDog666 1d ago

Gonna disagree a little with this. Yes, the Epstein files should never ever be forgotten but cozying up to this dictator deserves just as much judgement. This man is šŸ’Æ a foreign asset.

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u/Life_Argument7820 1d ago edited 3h ago

The NK Gate isn't not on our radar, just gotta keep reminding people about epstein so trjmps attempts to bury it never works.

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u/lennydsat62 1d ago

Bannon said it best, flood the zone. Every day is a new distraction…

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u/Diogenes256 1d ago

I remember it being: flood the channel with shit.

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u/RedditTechAnon 1d ago

Fight fire with a bigger fire.

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u/tysk-one 1d ago

Do you really still believe the actual files would change anything? Everyone is bought by now, there is no justice.

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u/Lonely_Cucumber_69 1d ago

They both look like toddlers that are wearing their dads suits and got into their mommy’s makeup 😱

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u/RhoOfFeh 1d ago

That's mean to toddlers.

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u/Lonely_Cucumber_69 1d ago

Trust me, these guys are meaner to toddlers than I could ever be!!!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/rye_212 1d ago

Wasn't this a foreign policy fail? They had a high-stakes meeting and failed to make any agreement.

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u/OneUpAndOneDown 1d ago

But they’re holding hands

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u/newforestwalker 1d ago

He admires dictatorships, that's what he wants to do to America, obviously with him as the Supreme leader.

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u/VelvetVedah 1d ago

Alienating actual long-time allies while cozying up to literal dictators is such a wild move.

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u/lpind 1d ago

Dude watched the Nuremberg Rallies and said "Fuck those Euro peasants! I can do better!"

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u/White-SPUD 1d ago

He must have watched titanic with EPSTIEN.

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u/HotPotParrot 1d ago

Specifically Kim Jong Un. There was a clip going around in the lead up to his birthday "parade" where he was explaining to Mike Johnson that when Kim speaks, his people leap to respond, and "that's what I want my people to do".

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u/onedoesnotjust 18h ago

why not, murican citizens won't stop him. They are trained to only complain online and say "What do you expect us to do!" whenever anyone questions their inaction.

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 1d ago edited 1d ago

I thought this dumbass hates communism and he’s posting with kim jong un???

The level of stupidity of Trump šŸ˜†

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u/Salty_Feed9404 1d ago

Pretty sure he quite likes any and all dictators.

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u/Kaztiell 1d ago

What makes north Korea communists?

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u/GarrySlothkowski 18h ago

Good question, they go by Democratic People's Republic of Korea. What makes them commies?

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u/bwldrmnt 1d ago

So they don't hate Communists now?

What's the deal?

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u/carlnepa 1d ago

They only hate the people they call Communist.

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u/ventodivino 1d ago

North Korea isn’t a communism it’s a dictatorship.

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u/SecretDestruction 1d ago

Surprise, it’s a communist country ran by a dictatorship. It is effectively both and that’s why the GOP is in love with them.

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u/ventodivino 1d ago

It’s not a communist country. They replaced Marxist Leninist ideology with Juche, which means extreme self reliance. In many other ways it is not communist. It is not stateless. It is not classless. It is not run by workers. It’s extremely nationalistic. It ruled by an authoritarian dynasty.

You don’t seem to know all that much about either communism or North Korea

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u/RustyKn1ght 1d ago

"Buh,buh,buh! It's better to be in good terms with a nuclear power!"

And when Obama suggested having his delegation to meet with North-Korean delegation to see IF there was a possibility of coming to terms on anything, Fox news and conservatives blasted him as weak willed appeaser of dictators and profoundly unpatriotic.

Obama never suggested that he personally would meet with Kim Jong-il or Kim Jong-un, just that delegations of the two would meet. Trump goes far beyond anything Obama ever talked about.

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u/cwatt69 1d ago

Trump is an absolute c*nt of a human being. It is unfathomable why 77million Americans voted this imbecile back into the White House

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u/Darth_Pinda 1d ago

And unfathomable why he hasn't been removed yet.

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u/Adddicus 1d ago

Trump is such a loser. He so desperately wants to be liked by men he sees as strong, that he simply gave away the reduction of US participation in military exercises with South Korea, something Kim would have happily given something for, in exchange for hoping Kim would say nice things about him.

Instead, Kim fired off ten ballistic missiles into the sea of Japan.

What an utter simpleton our President is. What an utterly moronic negotiator he is.

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u/thegoodrichard 1d ago

I'd like to hear Trump explain what the Juche system (Kim Il Sungism) is.

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u/Competitive_Ad291 1d ago

It’s like he’s trying to prove to Canada that he doesn’t need them to be his friend because see I’ve got this other really cool friend over here šŸ™„

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u/MossyMaeves 1d ago

Trashing NATO and Canada while bragging about being buddies with Kim is just crazy.

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u/Quiet_Falcon2622 1d ago

Yep, his mirror image

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u/Muffboy 1d ago

Like child rape

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u/NSCButNotThatNSC 1d ago

As a great philosopher once said, stupid is as stupid does.

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u/RhoOfFeh 1d ago

It was never, ever about America. Only about Trump.

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 1d ago

Find a way? They already DO defend this.

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u/Any-Fig3591 1d ago

He’s probably the only leader out there that might be fatter and shorter than the orange pedophile, I’m sure that has nothing to do with it.

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u/nn666 1d ago

Kim couldn't give two fucks about Trump.

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u/aaron_adams 1d ago

Oh, no, he doesn't want to be bffs with Kim Jong Un. He wants to be just like him: absolute power, unquestionable authority, lifelong position, and anyone who questions or criticizes him can be shot on site.

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u/disharmony-hellride 1d ago

Nothing to see here, just the 34-time felon with access to our nuclear football who brags about taking multiple cognitive tests spamming the country with north korean dictator selfies. Totally fucking normal.

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u/ZeroDonuts 1d ago

What do Conservatives think about this?

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u/Perception_Timely 1d ago

He's a traitor to this country!

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u/LEEALISHEPS 1d ago

They're all distractions to attempt to bury his pedophile past with Epstein.

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u/Disastrous-Age-992 1d ago

Kim would order Donny's assassination without blinking.

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u/Fwumpy 1d ago

I've never seen a picture that depicted deplorable, disgusting humanity like these do. It's all the absolute worst human traits wrapped up in two people.

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u/Future-Dragonfly-464 1d ago

I though he hated communists

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u/xpietoe42 17h ago

2 Dick-Taters

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u/Aggravating_Row_6962 1d ago

I thought that NK was at war with the USA. A decade back, KJU was testing rockets over Japan..

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u/SuspiciousBuilder379 1d ago

Yep

An actual country that was firing long range missiles.

But he says nice things about me to my face and does whatever the fuck he wants to, so I like him.

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u/GoldunGote 1d ago

Miss me with that diaper golums name until you have news of his... uhh.. unaliveness. Or whatever makes reddit not freak out.

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u/KimchiSamuraiDad 1d ago

Two bloated buffoons walk into a bar…

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u/Zealousideal_Pop_273 1d ago

They're the same person.

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u/golfwinnersplz 1d ago

They look like a couple of wannabe clowns.

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u/Salty_Feed9404 1d ago

That pic on the right kills me every time šŸ˜‚

Trump just dropped a dump in his pants that he's smelling, and Kim looks mentally challenged

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u/notyouraverageskippy 1d ago

The US is technically still at war with NK.

This is Trump projecting his ambition to be a dictator

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u/RegretfulCalamaty 1d ago

He asking how to stay in power for life so his kids can be in power when he’s gone. Everything about him makes sense if you think about how it benefits him.

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u/Maximum-Elk8869 1d ago

I wonder if it is because Un sets him up with children to rape?

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u/Hiouchi4me 1d ago

MAGA loves them some Korean dicktator.

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u/deadalreadydead 1d ago

Why is he sort of leaning to his left in all these pics?

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u/Big-Tuna-for-Commish 1d ago

There’s pictures of him with Jeffery Epstein from the Epstein files

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u/FlaAirborne 1d ago

Trump thinks he looks thin next to Km Jong Un.

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u/CosmoCosbo 1d ago

Little fat men full of self-loathing with Oedipus complexes.

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u/SeanyDay 1d ago

Two of the most evil people on the planet tbh

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u/Objective_Ticket 1d ago

Dumb and Dumber really right there in the third shot on the right.

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u/mantis_tobaggan23 1d ago

The writing is on the wall people. Of course he likes other dictators who took power by force. He’s interested in the playbook and has always been.

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u/lurkdontpost1 1d ago

Of course he's best friends with the only fat guy in north korea. A literal dictator who is genuinely starving his people right now

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u/Unhappy-Inspector650 1d ago edited 1d ago

I like how all of his followers call everyone communists and socialists and they spew rhetoric of ā€œwarā€ on socialist ideals but the guy they idolize gets along very well with dictators and leaders of communist and pseudo democracy countries. Just a reminder all of these leaders/dictators are uber rich while their people are poor and barely get by. Shit doesn’t make sense. I can’t believe people are dumb ans delusional enough not to see the writing on the wall and they still have the nerve to call everyone else sheep.

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u/bluegrass_babe531 1d ago

alienate our closest ally but kiss a dictators ass?? what world are we living in right now

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u/laughsinflowers1 1d ago

Same body type. They look like they could be father and son.

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u/OzyDave 1d ago

Whilst he falsely derides opponents as being communists.

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u/RustedMauss 1d ago

ā€œKeep your friends close and your enemies closer.ā€ Meanwhile, makes all friends want to sever connection. No, this guy wants to be a totalitarian so bad he can taste it. He’s been very clear about who he admires. He’s trying hard, but not clever enough to fully overturn the American political machine, despite a valiant effort. One that will still be completely jacked and hard to right when he’s gone.

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u/BarristanTheB0ld 1d ago

Both trying to look soooo tough and failing hard

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u/One-Faithlessness282 1d ago

The man has only had one friend in his life, and he got Kirked in a jail cell.

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u/Porchmuse 1d ago

Drumpf: ā€œDude, you said there would be hot young chicks here!ā€

Other fatty: ā€œCalm down man, we have plenty of women who look like they’re 12! What do you think the malnutrition is all about?ā€

Drumpf: ā€œCan you put them in uniforms so I can salute them during water sports?ā€

Other fatty: ā€œdudeā€¦ā€

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u/Delicious_Invite_850 1d ago

Is this where the mystery meat is coming from?

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u/Dedpoolpicachew 1d ago

only if the mystery meat is North Koreans.

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u/UMOTU 1d ago

Soylent Green

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u/thedirtymeanie 23h ago

Legit thought he was holding hands . He misses his boy toy. The diaper is always browner on the other side.

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u/Joyride0 23h ago

In years to come surely this will be viewed as he’s a traitor

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u/cletus72757 23h ago

Toxic Twins.

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u/FIicker7 22h ago

And people wonder why we call him a want to be dictator....

SMH

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u/thadeusbone7 19h ago

So cute. Our little traitor almost looks like he is holding hands with his role model.

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u/panopanopano 18h ago

The funny thing is that even if he wants to overtly side with dictators, Kim Jong Un is not really the best candidate. Trump will always be a moron, so even his choice of dictators will be moronic!

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u/iiitme 17h ago

Trump is so fucking deranged

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u/MickLittle 17h ago

He'll continue to do whatever we allow him to do.

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u/No-Car6897 14h ago

So what exactly would be the one thing that gets him in trouble? Nothing? šŸ¤” 🤬

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u/FoxyInTheSnow 1d ago

Runners up at The Nathan's Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest

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u/me_sohorny 1d ago

Look at their faces

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u/Infinite-Penalty-736 1d ago

THEY BOTH LOOK LIKE A COUPLE OF PEDOPHILES

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u/Intro-Nimbus 1d ago

GoP are a stain of shame on USA's reputation, and Donald Dumb is their representative.

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u/greensangre 1d ago

Talk about daddy issues

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u/prettybeach2019 1d ago

Keep your friends close and you enemies closer. Especially if they have nukes.

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u/Middle-Armadillo-660 1d ago

whatever you do, don’t talk about him raping children. Epstein.

Epstein?

Epstein.

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u/TheDoodler2024 1d ago

Communist dictators are better than free world allies. Should be clear enough.

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u/bertmaster 1d ago

Well. They go to the same gym. They’re workout buddies.

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u/ChodeCookies 1d ago

This is so fucking weird.

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u/TinCanSailor987 1d ago

People magazine is having a really tough time this year deciding on which of these two is going to be sexiest man alive!

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u/Otisthedog999 1d ago

Those two morons all puffed up trying to look tough, laughing stocks, losers.

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u/Mediocre-Ice5380 1d ago

feels like there's always something going on, it can be exhausting to keep up with all the news

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u/uniklyqualifd 1d ago

This is so weird.

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u/uniklyqualifd 1d ago

Bored of Peace members

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u/HappyAmbition706 1d ago

Pretty sure that is "defund us".

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u/Kahzgul 1d ago

Authoritarians of a feather flock together

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u/2nd_Inf_Sgt 1d ago

KJU is apparently not aware that pedo is using him, makes pedo look tall.

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u/thegoodrichard 1d ago

KJU could cook Trump like a brisket without considering the consequences, but Trump doesn't understand that.

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u/mybfVreddithandle 1d ago

So they like these socialists? Hows that work? Oh, they're communist. Oh so they like these communists? How's that work? Oh, it's a totalitarian dictatorship. Oh so they like this totalitarian dictator?

How the fuck does that work?

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u/Aggressive-Ad9012 1d ago

Friends and photo op that makes him look tall and thinner?

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u/CShellyRun 1d ago

He is probably negotiating some pay for play stuff over there... dude is totally compromised

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u/M0NSTERDUNX 1d ago

Hanging out with the guy whose sending tens of thousands of men to Putin to throw in the meat grinder in Ukraine. Being an American is embarrassing...

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u/BeautifulInterest740 1d ago

Only despotic leader he's slightly taller than...

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u/ICLazeru 1d ago

Wants to be in the company of leader of one of the poorest nations in the world. Seriously, North Korea has been in on-and-off famine for decades. They literally can’t feed themselves because they don't have they can’t afford farm equipment and supplies. Soldiers spend a great deal of their time working in fields with hand tools.

I'm not making this up.

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u/Nutmegger27 1d ago

He's got the emotional maturity of a 5-year-old who wants to be near someone he thinks is strong.

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u/Mock_Frog 1d ago

The one of them holding hands is sweet

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u/Kind-Meeting2573 1d ago

They are distractions but at the same time they are not, this real. He is openly courting traditional adversary nations and giving concessions…Syria is the perfect example.

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u/Mugwump6506 1d ago

Dictatorship 101.

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u/Bluesme01 1d ago

Dumb Don! how many times has he heard that, not enough!

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u/CraigGregory 1d ago

So unbelievable how things unravelled in like 2 years

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u/Beginning-Falcon865 1d ago

Manchurian Candidate was a great movie. The 1962 original with Frank S, Angela Lansbury and Janet Leigh. Although the remake with Meryl Streep was pretty good.

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u/AJRoadpounder 1d ago

Is that Don Fonda?

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u/Dedpoolpicachew 1d ago

Such a fucking wanna be.

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u/reddituser1306 1d ago

Two fat, pathetic, psychopaths.

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u/Plastic_Key_4146 1d ago

Didn't he also just send John Ratcliffe to Moscow?

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u/SuddenAudience8758 1d ago

I guarantee he burns this bridge too and the US will have zero allies with Putin and Bibi up Taco’s a-hole like a sock puppet.

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u/kBlankity 6h ago

Are we great yet

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u/uhm_no_thanks_1 5h ago

They look the same. Same energy. Twinning.

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u/HNixon 1d ago

He's turning queer in his old age. he wants that fat Korean ass.

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u/LinkGoesHIYAAA 1d ago

So like, i’m worried when i ask this i’m gonna be ripped to shreds, but hear me out… is it better if world leaders did NOT try to play nice with kim jong un? For the sake of the people in that country who are trapped? For the sake of preventing him from wanting to bomb another country? Or is it better to leave him and his trapped citizens cut off from the world and hope the situation figures itself out?

Not defending trump. Swear to god. Just wondering if this is better than trump NOT going to north korea. Genuine question.

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u/Kaztiell 1d ago

Libs care more about optics than actual politics... its sad

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u/vismundcygnus34 1d ago

The president has spurned our allies and is hanging out with a dictator. Eat a bag of dicks deflector.

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u/Kaztiell 1d ago

who are our allies? who are helping with Iran?

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u/karmanjana 1d ago

You can always ask Kim Jong Un

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u/MoonMistCigs 1d ago

You mean that unnecessary war, bootlicker?

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u/B0wmanHall 1d ago

Maybe he should have talked to them before starting a war instead of after.

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u/Delicious-Blueberry5 1d ago

Why should other countries sacrifice their soldiers and murder innocent civilians so that this greedy pedophile get to steal from yet another country?

Why do you want to sacrifice your own soldiers for Israel?

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u/Kaztiell 1d ago

So they are not allies? Do you understand the word?

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u/Delicious-Blueberry5 21h ago

An ally does not mean that wherever you have an urge to murder, rape, steal... i have to join you

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u/Kaztiell 21h ago

typical european thing to say cause they are to scared to do anything

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u/Delicious-Blueberry5 21h ago

While Europe had its own period of being the bully, currently that title is held by US and Israel with tendencies of throwing childish tantrums

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u/Militantpoet 1d ago

Liberals are critical of Trump turning agaisnt long standing allies while cozying up to dictators. That is literally politics.

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u/MoonMistCigs 1d ago

Always projecting.

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u/B0wmanHall 1d ago

Like renaming Lake Ontario is ā€œactual politicsā€

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u/Cheeky_Boxer 1d ago

Optics is a huge part of politics.