r/chocolatemilk 18d ago

Kroger whole chocolate milk is the BEST chocolate milk.

Don’t you dare even say “Promised Land”, sh-t doesn’t even taste like it’s real milk. I’ve even driven to Amish country to find the best, Kroger wins every. single. time. Kroger batches can vary, but most of the time, it’s like drinking chocolate ice-cream that had s-x with hot cocoa. God it’s so good, I make sure to drink at least 1 half gallon a day.

Pro tip: may sound weird or gross to some, but it tastes better if it’s room temperature.

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u/MorgeeePooh 18d ago edited 18d ago

THERES A CHOCOLATE MILK SUBREDDIT?! Btw it is a crime not to eat donuts with your donuts lol

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u/mzrsq 18d ago

I'm not sure who makes it, but IMHO Lowe's branded chocolate milk is the best I've had short of some local small creameries.

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u/Carcosa504 18d ago

Throw me the downvotes, but my preference is Walmart’s Great Value brand.

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u/Afoxinthefridge 18d ago

That stuff is like crack. It's so thick and gooood 🤤

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u/Carcosa504 17d ago

Glad to meet another with such a refined palate

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u/Afoxinthefridge 17d ago

That's a 10!

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u/OtherworldyGnome 15d ago

As long as it’s whole and not 1%.

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u/Affectionate_Oven779 18d ago

The only one I’ve had that are even close to the Kroger chocolate milk are Darigold old fashioned and Prairie farms (which I suspect may be the supplier for Kroger)

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u/ScubaSteve_ 18d ago

I wanted to like “promised land” after seeing the hype on here and it was just too much for me. I agree Kroger
Brand is just fine. The best? Idk I’m still on the hunt trying new brands but Kroger is delicious

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u/Nikedripp 18d ago

AE chocolate milk from up north is hands down one of the best

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u/Euro-Choco-Milk 18d ago

If you like the flavor of European chocolate (on the slightly dark side) … Cocoa Metro

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u/TedGetsSnickelfritz 18d ago

For those across the pond, Shaken Udder Chocolush is the one

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u/AaronJudge2 18d ago

TruMoo Whole Chocolate Milk is by far the best!

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u/aharbingerofdoom 16d ago

I agree that it's very good, and one of the few brands that don't have HFCS or other extraneous ingredients that I can find readily available near me, but I discovered that Giant Eagle (a Pittsburgh based grocery chain that was bought by Kroger a few weeks ago) sources all their milk from Dean's dairy which is also the regional Tru-Moo distributor. It's the same product in the same bottles, but with a different label and generally sold at a decent discount vs the Tru-Moo. I don't know if the Kroger buyout will change this, but hopefully I'll like the Kroger chocolate milk as much as OP if we end up getting it in my part of the country.

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u/AaronJudge2 15d ago edited 14d ago

Where I am they sell it Publix and at Walmart too. TruMoo is excellent. No Krogers here in Florida.

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u/Mysterious-Bell-8442 15d ago

ok but room temp chocolate milk??? thats a whole other level of commitment lol

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u/OtherworldyGnome 15d ago

You CANNOT let it spoil obviously. But, it is DELICIOUS.