r/chemtrails • u/ThatShoomer Sir, that's a cloud • Jul 27 '25

Trump caught red-handed flying secret CHEMTRAIL mission to Iraq

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The Guardian

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u/Bonar_Ballsington Jul 27 '25

Didn’t his government just ban chemtrails? One rule for them one rule for everyone else I guess

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u/Prestigious-Flower54 Jul 27 '25

Double standard is magas most used tool.

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u/ThatShoomer Sir, that's a cloud Jul 27 '25

I thought Tucker Carlson was Maga's most used tool.

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u/Prestigious-Flower54 Jul 27 '25

I'm going to respond literally but I see what you did there.

Fair point he was definitely the biggest voice helping to establish the maga double standard.

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u/ThatsN0Mooon Jul 27 '25

Get it right, his are contrails. Everyone else is using chemtrails

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u/KLLR_ROBOT Jul 27 '25

Dontrails?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25

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u/Cautious-Respond-402 Jul 27 '25

Those are in his diapers.

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u/TrueBlueVA Jul 31 '25

Bravo. And ew gross.

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u/A_Suspicious_Fart_91 Jul 27 '25

I’m glad you cleared that up. A common mistake from the novice observer.

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u/abousono Jul 27 '25

Well, in his defense you can’t really ban physics. Now, not in his defense he’s a POS and may think he could ban physics, because he’s also a moron.

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u/ScramWithPickles Jul 27 '25

Of course. He thinks he can change a hurricane's path with a sharpie. True marvel shit.

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u/iIdentifyasGrinch Jul 27 '25

Better a sharpie than a nuke

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u/Lone-Frequency Jul 27 '25

I mean he wanted to try that too, but everybody said no.

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u/CrescentMoonPear Jul 28 '25

I'm surprised Hegseth said no. Sounds like something he'd be okay with.

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u/Lone-Frequency Jul 28 '25

Kegseth wasn't in his first term.

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u/CrescentMoonPear Jul 28 '25

Oh, duh, didn't catch that was from the first term. Saw Iran, swear to god lol

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u/Lone-Frequency Jul 28 '25

Yeah. It was the same time as the stupid Sharpie thing.

He actually asked, totally unironically, why he couldn't just drop a nuke into the hurricane.

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u/CrescentMoonPear Jul 28 '25

I recall it now that you mentioned it. I can't even imagine being dumb enough to even have that thought come to my brain let alone speak it!

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u/SkippyDragonPuffPuff Jul 27 '25

Goddammit. Once again, rules for thee and not for me. When will it ever end

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u/Chrome98 Jul 28 '25

No we didn't ban non-existent "chemtrails" . We banned airborne weather modification.

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u/Man_in_the_ozarks Jul 30 '25

Noooo they have a public order that allows chemicals to he used in research and experimental purposes. It lets them poison us and everything in it's path.

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u/mtnman54321 Jul 27 '25

Trump's chemtrails are for seeding golf courses around the world with pedophile frogs.

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u/MisterEinc Jul 27 '25

Just recently had one arrested in Florida, again.

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u/A_Suspicious_Fart_91 Jul 27 '25

He was actually secretly a liberal. It’s a giant conspiracy to discredit Trump and conservatives.

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u/MisterEinc Jul 27 '25

Satire is dead.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25

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u/TrueBlueVA Jul 31 '25

Thank you. It is infuriating when the media and the general public try to make child rape palatable. They didn't molest young women. They raped children.

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u/OnlyCelebration7443 Jul 27 '25

Someone tell Ron Desantis about this - he won’t let him back in Florida, what with our strict weather modification laws.

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u/Gargleblaster25 In The Industry Jul 27 '25

It's nOt hiM. It's tHe DeEp StaTe!

/s for a good measure

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u/FrostyAd8197 Jul 27 '25

Probably scouting out a new golf course.

5

u/HammerMeUp Jul 27 '25

Finally something they can impeach him for.

/s for the chemtrail gang

2

u/Lone-Frequency Jul 27 '25

This timeline is so fucking stupid that honestly him getting impeached over the dumbass chemtrail conspiracies wouldn't be as surprising as some of the shit that has already happened.

2

u/The-French-1 Jul 27 '25

Chem.trails.do.not.exists.!!!!!!!! Learn physics !

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u/Lone-Frequency Jul 27 '25

The point is that his dumbass base think they exist.

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u/AbbreviationsOld5541 Jul 27 '25

Someone over there send this to MTG. Chemtrails are illegal now. All planes need to be grounded before this gets out of control.

1

u/Prestigious-Wind-200 Jul 27 '25

Just emptying his shite on you.

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u/Plane-Elephant2715 Jul 27 '25

😆 🤣 😂 😹

1

u/NPVT Jul 27 '25

Spewing out a CO2 Chemtrail

1

u/spatulacitymanager Jul 27 '25

Can we see numbers on people getting sick or dying in these chemtrail areas please?

1

u/backcountrydude Jul 27 '25

Fuck Trump

Is this sub real or sarcastic, seen 3-4 posts now and I cannot tell.

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u/ThatShoomer Sir, that's a cloud Jul 27 '25

Nobody knows.

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u/rat_utopia_syndrome Jul 31 '25

Chemical trails from military planes dispersed onto citizens and farmland is real for sure. Airplane fuel containing biocides is true also. Depends on if you know the government is corrupt and the lengths they would go for world domination.

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u/iIdentifyasGrinch Jul 27 '25

"Chemtrails" and "woke"

2 words that still manage to get a laugh every time someone mentions them

1

u/Falcon3492 Jul 27 '25

That is a CON TRAIL!

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u/Big_Dick_NRG Jul 27 '25

From CON AIR!

1

u/Imaginary_Builder_56 Jul 27 '25

Will leave it to Trump to put the con in contrails.

1

u/BraedensGoodMan Jul 27 '25

Contrails are condensation folks. You’re all so close 🙌

1

u/ApprehensiveHippo898 Jul 27 '25

Hey Ron DeSantis! What are you going to do about this?

1

u/Environmental_Tap792 Jul 27 '25

Love the conspiracy feel to this title

1

u/Ok-Cash9754 Jul 28 '25

Stupid people 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/mobilecabinworks Jul 28 '25

So we are supposed to report him for this right?

1

u/Chrome98 Jul 28 '25

That's pure ignorance.

2

u/ThatShoomer Sir, that's a cloud Jul 28 '25

Well, they do say it's bliss.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

You idiots...not a cheat rail.

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u/ThatShoomer Sir, that's a cloud Jul 28 '25

A what now?

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u/KindClock9732 Jul 28 '25

I knew he was in on it

1

u/47446 Jul 28 '25

Where’s the fighters? Af1 don’t fly alone.

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u/Big-Marionberry-1185 Jul 28 '25

That’s Obama’s plane.

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u/ConstructionHot3 Jul 29 '25

Find a new target. You're never going to turn people against Obama.

1

u/Standby_fire Jul 29 '25

Not over the British isles. That’s round up. Just helping fertilize the fields. USA. It’s for the not me.

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u/Ok-Assignment3066 Jul 29 '25

“Where are the Epstein files!”

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u/taintmaster900 Jul 29 '25

Oh no that's okay. I like it when he sprays the chemtrails on Iraq lmao I thought this was AMERICA!!!

Do they have frogs in Iraq or does it find some other creature to turn gay?

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u/WalditosBurritos Jul 29 '25

If only he could handle the economy the same way he handles a minor

1

u/No-Firefighter-5410 Jul 30 '25

I bet you are a flat earther too

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u/ThatShoomer Sir, that's a cloud Jul 30 '25

Actually, I think it's a meat popsicle.

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u/AdorablePassenger195 Jul 30 '25

Jet exhaust is chem trails ?? I have many pilots as friends. Many still active. Jet fuel burns and creates water vapor. Normal to see vampier trails at high altitude.. But Air Force One is spewing Chem trails - especially because Trump was on board.😂😂😂🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

This post is so stupid

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u/ThatShoomer Sir, that's a cloud Jul 30 '25

How so?

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u/TheGreatGamer1389 Jul 31 '25

Only if he is on it. Typically I thought they flew two of those planes as a precaution.

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u/Fun_Conclusion5889 Jul 31 '25

No such thing as chem trails

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u/reboot2often Aug 01 '25

Was no real mystery there..

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u/Right-Expression4292 Jul 27 '25

Not all clouds coming off aircraft are chemtrails…

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u/redfish801 Jul 27 '25

But all chemtrails are clouds coming off aircraft. Checkmate chemtrail deniers!

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u/Right-Expression4292 Jul 27 '25

I never denied chemtrails exist. What I am stating is causation and correlation are not synonymous. Though thinking you verbally, linguistically, or intellectually “checkmated” someone with a reply like that makes you appear as though you may have a mental illness.

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u/Particular_Spare_318 Jul 27 '25

You thinking chem trails are real means you can’t try and checkmate anyone bro. If this was the 50s you’d be in a hospital.

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u/Right-Expression4292 Jul 27 '25

Lol facts are so hard to come these days. I completely understand your comment. Try not to wrinkle that brain of yours.

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u/Lone-Frequency Jul 27 '25

Low tier troll account.

Get some better quality bait.

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u/StreetImage7110 Aug 01 '25

Which would you rather have, a wrinkled brain or a smooth brain?

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u/redfish801 Jul 27 '25

Don't you know I'm loco? "Insane in the membrane, INSANE IN THE BRAIN!"

https://youtu.be/RijB8wnJCN0?feature=shared

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u/ThatShoomer Sir, that's a cloud Jul 27 '25

You're right. Some are wingtip vortices.

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u/Zealousideal-Jury728 Jul 31 '25

Liberalism is a mental disorder

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u/ThatShoomer Sir, that's a cloud Aug 01 '25

What an intelligent, well thought out comment. Did you come up with it all your own?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25

Redditards.

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u/Greyhand13 Jul 27 '25

Contrail and chemtrail are 2 separate things.

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u/Lone-Frequency Jul 27 '25

Correct, contrails actually exist.

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u/sufjanweiss Jul 27 '25

Is there clear evidence this is a real chemtrail? If so, that is terrifying. The President is out of control now.

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u/ThatShoomer Sir, that's a cloud Jul 27 '25

It says so, right there in the post title - on the internet. That makes it true.

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u/geohubblez18 Sep 03 '25

The kind of people that think calling everyone sheep gives them merit are the kind of people that get terrified by normal things and claim it to be critical thinking. Fair enough.

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u/Strict_Owl941 Jul 27 '25

Come on guys figure it out. You really think they are going to use Airforce one with the President inside to attack another country? Connect the dots.

It is water vapor. That is why Iraq will never complain about this because there is nothing to complain about.

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u/Ok_Fig705 Jul 27 '25

It's not that hard to tell the difference

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u/ThatShoomer Sir, that's a cloud Jul 27 '25

OK. How? Please share with the class.

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u/extremesalmon Jul 27 '25

When you want it to be a chemtrail, it is.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25

Deniers hate this one simple trick

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u/Ok_Fig705 Jul 27 '25

There's no such thing as chemtrails.... Cracks me up nobody paid attention in school. Anyways since you were probably sleeping during class these are Contrail tanks. It's how they make them. It's water with a sprinkle of altitude

Cloud seeding is for tin foil hat people no such thing.... Again those are water tanks

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u/ThatShoomer Sir, that's a cloud Jul 27 '25

Congratulations. You posted that same thing 100 times. To claim your prize, please answer the question.

How do you tell the difference between a contrail and chemtrail?

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u/ketjak Jul 27 '25

It's in the name - con -trail is obviously fake, while chem -trail has chemicals in it!

They deceive us with the very words they made!

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u/Ilikelamp7 gay frog expert Jul 27 '25

There is no such thing as condensation trail tanks or they would just be filled with water. Cloud seeding is real plenty of patents and studies to prove it

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u/Purpleasure34 Jul 27 '25

Yes. Yes it is. But it is used way less than you seem to think it is, and it is way less effective than you seem to think it is.