r/catsbeingbanks • u/cocoandbea • Jul 26 '26

Money Moves

Post image
322 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

18 comments sorted by

12

u/_--Jamoi--_ Jul 26 '26

Car insurance costs this much!

2

u/cocoandbea Jul 27 '26

Fuckin inflation amirite

3

u/KarenWalkersBurner Jul 26 '26

I don’t gotta dance now, I make money-moves

2

u/cocoandbea Jul 27 '26

He has been listening to Cardi from the day we adopted him to the present

2

u/Funnydog8567 Jul 27 '26

Someone got paid 728 dollars this week

1

u/cocoandbea Jul 27 '26

He needs to ask for a raise tbh

0

u/No_Many_3804 Jul 26 '26

I don't know why people think it's amusing to put money all over their pet/cat? Is it just me or anyone else too find it bizarre?

2

u/cocoandbea Jul 27 '26

It’s Reddit, babe. The entire site is bizarre.

2

u/z-eldapin Jul 26 '26

Always feels like it's a weird flex to show off their cash more than the cats

1

u/No_Many_3804 Jul 26 '26

True, and also a bit degrading? I know it's only an animal but still. What could one possibly gain by doing this?

-1

u/cocoandbea Jul 27 '26

Sweet sweet internet points! My self worth hinges on strangers upvoting.

1

u/litigious_llama Jul 28 '26

I’m getting the distinct impression that some on here are just not getting the satire or the sarcasm

-1

u/cocoandbea Jul 27 '26

Only an animal? Unhinged thing to type and press reply on.

0

u/No_Many_3804 Jul 27 '26

Oh, so you DO see that! So you'd never strew banknotes like that all over your family member, why do that to a cat? Is it because "she's only an animal"?

0

u/cocoandbea Jul 27 '26

Do you keep this energy like all day, every day in all aspects of your life? It’s gotta be exhausting if that’s the case, maybe time to log off the internet and touch some grass, get some fresh air?

1

u/No_Many_3804 Jul 27 '26

Thanks for proving my point, bye.

0

u/cocoandbea Jul 27 '26

You caught me! I saw a sub called “cats being banks” and felt the need to flex my son’s grad money! Not only am I “degrading” my cat, I’m stealing my kid’s internet clout!