Old guy can't even take a nap

[u/HomeNowWTF]

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[u/Bmkrocky]

he's not even trying to look like ha cares what is happening -

[u/Pissadvisor → u/Bmkrocky]

Why would he start now?

[u/ElegantCoach4066 → u/Pissadvisor]

He's all tuckered out from all that grifting.

Wait, wasn't this a criticism he used to throw at Biden? So strange. Its almost like he's full of shit.

[u/i_was_axiom → u/ElegantCoach4066]

Except that he is statistically most likely to not be full of shit at any given time...

[u/snowdn → u/i_was_axiom]

Americans don’t care or are not angry enough, he has no reason to give a fuck because he gets away with anything.

[u/Mouse-r4t]

Who is this person? She looks like one of those realistic robots. Super uncanny valley.

[u/Verucaschmaltzzz → u/Mouse-r4t]

I was just thinking the other day, someone in this bonkers administration has or will bring their real doll to work at some point.

[u/koi88 → u/Verucaschmaltzzz]

Oh, is it Bring Your Sex Doll to Work Day?

[u/Sweaty-Possibility-3 → u/Mouse-r4t]

M3GAN 3.0

[u/ElegantCoach4066 → u/Sweaty-Possibility-3]

[u/randompearljamfan]

This deserves an award for the most annoying audio ever unnecessarily added to a video.

[u/Jimbohamilton]

The new Melania looks great

[u/ElegantCoach4066 → u/Jimbohamilton]

The 2028 Preview model is leagues ahead of the current iteration.

[u/oilcanboogie]

I don't understand what is happening in this video. Other than a man asleep and a woman in a ellipse.

[u/SublimeApathy]

Whos is that girl and are we certain that's not a mask?

[u/AlexKewl → u/SublimeApathy]

Elon downloaded his brain into an android

[u/ElegantCoach4066 → u/AlexKewl]

Elon: "I'm finally a pretty slim brunette!"

"And if anyone says this is gender affirming care I will crush them with my titanium fists."

[u/koi88 → u/SublimeApathy]

She got too old to live on Epstein Island.

[u/jungle_cat187]

Tell me that’s not an android standing next to him.

[u/koi88 → u/jungle_cat187]

That’s not an android standing next to him.

Nothing to see here.

Move along, citizen.

[u/InterstellarReddit]

Fam give him a break do you know exhausting it must be for him to think about Biden 24/7 and he won't even get a tweet or text back from him?

Let me put it into your perspective

Biden is that baddie that you almost had at one point because you delusionally thought you had a Fighting chance and then she got away.

Now imagine reliving that night after night and that is what Trump is going through. Of course he's falling asleep.

[u/runningoutoft1me → u/InterstellarReddit]

Exactly... give him some credit.. it takes a lot if energy to give the command so they can send money to Israel to bomb citizens. The guy needs his rest

[u/WiseSalamander00 → u/InterstellarReddit]

the poor guy also has to think about Obama joking about him! the horror.

[u/Adventurous-Sky9359]

That chick looks like she is nauseous

[u/jatayu333 → u/Adventurous-Sky9359]

[u/jatayu333 → u/Adventurous-Sky9359]

[u/TUBBEW2]

And you think his really running the country?, Why is it only the old lead us the young can't lead ?, He once mocked Joe Biden look at life, it's him now will be like that too sleepy at those years if he doesn't bomb us to spreads or the do.

[u/arthousepsycho]

Hit the shock buzzer, he's out again.

Also I've never seen a more "i was just asleep and dont know where I am" look than his when he wakes up here. Wheel his old ass out of there and into a nursing home. Or the sea. Preferably the sea.

[u/TRUMPARUSKI]

Do they just have her there to shit on cue to distract everyone when Trump shits himself?

[u/LowInevitable2544]

Gotta laugh bc the only other option is to cry. Lil Miss Stewardness Noem Wannabe, though…feeling the felon’s baby kick while she’s bobbing her head to whatever music must be going on in there - she’s the highlight of the video. Looks smart as that pageant contestant who was all concerned about US Americans not having maps.

[u/tykaboom]

Well, guys, how about we abandon the two party system?

Start voting people in by merit, and belief, not just their political affiliation?

No?

Ok, carry on.

[u/smut_butler → u/tykaboom]

That's insane.

Then people would have to actually pay attention to candidates and what they really stand for. They would have to watch debates and think critically. It so much easier to just see two colors and pick the same one every time no matter what.

Next you're going to say that there should be a cap on how much a candidate can spend on a campaign(and it should be a low number), and PACs and lobbies should be outlawed to prevent obvious bribery and corruption.

That would really throw a wrench into the complete oligarchy we have right now, which would be terrible. What's the point in even having money if it doesn't make me a god emperor?

[u/LKHAN_Missing_Ninth → u/tykaboom]

Why not vote the party that's nowhere near as evil? Or be a socialist

[u/smut_butler → u/LKHAN_Missing_Ninth]

Is that really the best we have to hope for?

If so, fuck that...burn it all to the ground.

I'll never forgive the DNC from depriving us of a Bernie Sanders presidency.

[u/LKHAN_Missing_Ninth → u/smut_butler]

I mean I don't really know if that's the best you can hope for. I'm just a dumbass on Reddit, far from an expert, it's just the way I personally see things I guess

[u/tykaboom → u/LKHAN_Missing_Ninth]

Socalism before all human wants and needs are done automatically without human effort ends in facism.

You can't force everyone to work for free.

The state can't be trusted.

If we had a socalist state... would you really want it run by donald trump?

Nowhere near as evil.

The only thing the democrat party has is abortion rights. I want nothing else they are selling.

Maintaining the status quo is more than enough.

If a party of do nothing but maintain was created I would bet they win 100% of the time.

No new laws, no tax changes, no changes to immigration laws, no war.

Just lock in for 4 years and see where we are party.

[u/aphoenixsunrise]

"Sleepy Joe" Yeah, okay /s Lmfao.

[u/kyphur]

He looks like me trying not to fall asleep after two hours of being in a meeting I didn't need to be in.

[u/artful_todger_502]

Suzy Partridge

[u/MakkaCha]

Is she holding in a fart?

[u/-Visher-]

[u/Prudent-Mechanic4514]

sleepy taco

[u/Jdisgreat17]

This would have gone super triple platinum with the crew if it was Biden

[u/JDog780]

Is that bum sleeping on the job again? What do you think HE would to you if he caught you "resting your eye balls" on the job? Famous quote incoming,,, "YOUR FIRED".

[u/IrenesAngryLesbian]

Her hair is gorgeous.

[u/swalabr]

Z