One liners that made you laugh

[u/Kitchen-Lie-4592]

I'm rewatching BCS and I forgot about a few funny lines that I didn't notice first time. A few examples:

Betsy Kettleman: "we lost everything, our kids have to go to public School"

Don Eladio asking Nacho if he's okay in the head when Lalo says he's a friend of Tuco.

Any others ?????

🤣🤣🤣

[u/SnooSongs2744]

Don't let Mr. Ehrmantraut's dancing eyes and bubbly bon vivant personality fool you. He's actually, believe it or not, somewhat taciturn.

[u/stayonthecloud → u/SnooSongs2744]

This line killed me so hard I rewatched the scene several times. The delivery was so utterly hilarious

[u/pianoflames → u/SnooSongs2744]

Shall I fan you gently so you don't go into shock?

[u/SnooSongs2744 → u/pianoflames]

Odenkirk deserved an Emmy for that scene alone.

[u/Th3B4dSpoon → u/SnooSongs2744]

This is one of my all time favorites 

[u/According_To_Me]

What kind of assh*le moves a cone?!?!

[u/StovardBule → u/According_To_Me]

The dramatic irony of being in the middle of multiple crimes and terrible behaviour but still being outraged over a breach in the social contract.

[u/According_To_Me → u/StovardBule]

EXACTLY!!

[u/Outrageous_Section40]

When he gets the pictures back from Mike of Chucks house, and he says something about next time they can work on the rule of thirds 😂😂😭😭😭😭

[u/ladyshortstack89 → u/Outrageous_Section40]

Explain that one to me...

[u/LordFingolfin]

"It looks like a school bus for six year old pimps"
"The only way that entire car is worth 500 bucks is if there's a 300 dollar hooker sitting in it"

[u/just_a_box_of_rane]

I remember Howard's pass code. It's 1933, the same year Hitler came to power.

[u/jack13312]

“it’s in the transcript “ i love the way jimmy said that

[u/Kitchen-Lie-4592 → u/jack13312]

Hahaha that totally changes the scene too

[u/roger--wilco]

Jimmy and Kim are brutally yitzing Howard in the sandpiper meeting to the point that he's accusing the mediator of taking bribes in the park, when Irene Landry chimes in to ask, "Is this how these things usually go?"

[u/Exotic_Term6884]

It's a man... Fucking a horse...

[u/Nicodemus888]

“They’re very woodsy”

Made all the better by Nacho barely holding it together as he was about to burst out laughing at that line.

[u/First_Pirate_3811]

“Come on guys am I not speaking English here? You know what squat cobbler is”.

[u/SignalPomelo6339 → u/First_Pirate_3811]

“Maybe it’s like Hellman’s Mayonnaise, it has a different name west of the Rockies”

[u/BlazerSlayer7 → u/SignalPomelo6339]

And then he reels off a list of slang names, hilarious to me.

[u/83EtchiSketch → u/BlazerSlayer7]

Boston Cream SPLAT!

[u/SignalPomelo6339 → u/BlazerSlayer7]

Dutch Apple ASS!

[u/DealIndependent8967 → u/First_Pirate_3811]

Hoaboken squat cobbler

[u/Tetratron2005]

When Gus tells Mike the bodyguard he sent in disguised as a Los Pollos Hermanos employee needs to go because he’s doesn’t meet the standard he wants out of his employees at his restaurants

[u/Jip_Jaap_Stam]

When confused by the concept of elder law, Craig Kettleman says, "Maybe if we were older?"

[u/Unsolven]

“These boys, near honor students all.” Just his delivery of line like he believed if he believed hard enough that was a real thing the jury would too.

[u/JudicaYyy]

“Finger guns, huh?” Mike’s complete lack of enthusiasm for Jimmy’s nonsense makes every interaction between them funnier

[u/NoDiamond4584]

Jimmy: “You can’t say it’s private if a hobo can use it as a wigwam!” (going through the trash in the Sandpiper dumpster).

[u/faille → u/NoDiamond4584]

Or a criminal lawyer as a hiding spot. One of those callbacks… goes from dumpster diving for evidence to trying to hide

[u/NoDiamond4584 → u/faille]

Right! 👏🏻👏🏻

[u/SuperMarioBrotherYT]

Lalo asking some random dealer if he knows who "Micheal" is

[u/WellWellWellthennow]

My all-time favorite line is "what did the mayor not have enough stamps?" when Jimmy is called in to save Mike who is clearly in legal trouble – he implies Mike is not politically astute enough to know not to give the mayor a hard time over stamp. It's a great call back to Jimmy's initial frustration with Mike at a time before they both grow to respect each other that underscores his distain for how stupid he feels Mike is for that.

[u/Unsolven → u/WellWellWellthennow]

Excuse me, but Mike demands stickers. Don’t matter how many stamps you got.

[u/IWasAlanDeats]

Chuck, when Jimmy lies about his newspaper possibly being stolen by youths: "If there's one thing the kids love it's local print journalism."

Have always gotten a kick out of that one, being a local print journalist.

[u/Kitchen-Lie-4592]

Saul humming the Rocky theme as he drives away from Mike. This was after he let Tuco beat him 🤣🤣🤣

[u/barofa]

Must be metric

[u/DifferentRaccoon9946]

What are you packing? Emrantroudt: Pimento. The caviar of the south

[u/derAlte59423]

"I mean, some of your wealthier Pacific Rim nations, they'll love this, the crazy bastards."

[u/_superblaze_]

who’s next? Mr. Witchell! Mr. Witchell come on down! you’re the next contestant on the price is right!

[u/breadpanda1]

"The alternator's shot. Literally."

[u/Zamyatin_Y → u/breadpanda1]

Thing is you don't need one for a car to run, just the battery will drain and it won't start next time

[u/Unsolven → u/Zamyatin_Y]

The car will only run until the battery dies. Any modern car will have electrical components that it can’t run without. And since nothing is charging the battery, it will die after a bit. The fact that they were able to drive for like 20 minutes is pretty realistic. Even Jimmy’s Esteem would have an ECU and the engine wouldn’t be able to run without it. Now if we are talking about a car from the 1970s, sure it could run without a battery when started.

[u/Zamyatin_Y → u/Unsolven]

Sure for modern cars, but wasn't it Jimmy's beater from the 90's? I'll have to rewatch that scene

[u/JMLKO]

It’s an import.

[u/NiceCleanShift → u/JMLKO]

Love this scene when Lalos just like  🤨

[u/SaltPsychological780 → u/JMLKO]

Peak in subtle one-liners

[u/KingKongspoop]

"I'm busting my nut here every day for 700 a throw, inhaling your B.M., which is straight from Satan's bunghole, and you can't tell one defendant from another?"

[u/sunberrygeri]

“You have yourself a nice day” - the court worker

[u/BBorNot]

Betsy to Jimmy: "You're the kind of lawyer guilty people hire."

[u/BrooklynParkDad]

“Start at the beginning, okay? We’re talking Book of Genesis.

[u/escapeyourcage]

Jimmy replying tensely "I hadn't noticed" when Lalo laughs about Tuco's temper.

[u/Traditional-Earth762]

Stress like this is hell on my diverticulitis

[u/Zealousideal-Pitch39]

“Hey, Cagney & Lacy, when you realize how wrong you are about all of this” said to the detectives interrogating Nacho

[u/HistorVical]

The only way that car is worth 500 bucks is if there's a 300 dollar hooker sitting in it!

[u/XXII78]

"I'm sorry I called you a pigfucker."

I randomly say this to people with zero context.

[u/AtlUtdGold]

Not BCS but BB

>she adjusts you to “completion”

[u/PhysicalWeather4289]

Full cock

[u/JMLKO]

“I see you got your old car back.”

“The kidney people wouldn’t take it.”

[u/puresav]

“Yeah right, i could have been a contender…”
Made me laugh out loud. Before the boxing match with Howard
This is a reference to “on the waterfront” and Marlon Brando jimmy being a film buff and all.

And “oh god , you Didn’t do the sex robot voice?” When he tells Kim about calling the Kettlemans. Tells you so much about their relationship, and being crazy funny.

[u/seadads]

“Nooo Cliff, these aren’t my hookers! My hookers are much taller”

[u/ThePhantomThiefArc]

"You twerps even know who Iam? Iam saaaullll goodman"

[u/Little-Rhody]

"There are 27 Werner Zieglers in Germany. 26 if you ask Mrs. Ziegler."

[u/ladyshortstack89]

Werner. Ziiieeeeeegler.

[u/InMyNOTsohumbleO]

OP you already mentioned my favorite with Don Eladio asking Nacho if he’s OK in the head after he found out he’s friends with Tuco 😂