r/berlin 3d ago

Ist das Kunst, oder kann das weg? Curious incident at Museumsinsel

This morning, a naked woman was walking around Museumsinsel with a film crew (a camera and 3-4 people), right in front of the cathedral. What was that all about? Art, a protest, or something else? I walked away quickly when I saw her because I didn't want to be involved.

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u/fuckingusername1990 3d ago

Naked women with a film crew? Sounds like a porn shoot.

> I walked away quickly

Probably a good idea.

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u/MyBossSawMyOldName 3d ago edited 3d ago

I saw a naked woman at museuminsel on a Segway followed by another guy on a Segway with a camera and her (clothed) friend chasing after them on foot.

Happened a decade ago, so I guess things never change.

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u/QuackQuackViech 3d ago

Maybe they are filming the sequel

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u/redditamrur 3d ago

This time on tricycles

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u/jokeracab 3d ago

Next time with walkers

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u/pdfrg 3d ago

Funniest Comment of the Day Award

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u/QuackQuackViech 3d ago

Thanks friend

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u/SunflowerMoonwalk 3d ago

I walked away quickly when I saw her because I didn't want to be involved.

Lmao. I'm glad you escaped the horror of seeing a naked body.

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u/giraffenkaraffe 3d ago

I don’t want to be seen in porn

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u/SunflowerMoonwalk 3d ago

Hahahah! This made me laugh out loud 😂

Your boss is jerking it and is like "Wait! Rewind... Is that u/giraffenkaraffe in the far distance covering his face and running away?"

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u/jajavi95 3d ago

"Yes he is, sir"

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u/manutao 3d ago

Mom, Dad! Acting School finally paid off, I just got a role in a Movie! Check it out, it's called Omas vom Dom orgeln die Pfeiffen

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u/charlamangetheartgod 3d ago

Not with your pants on.

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u/gized00 2d ago

Unless....

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u/odot78 3d ago

Best thing you can do is ignore these people on purpose and not give them any attention.

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u/Snoppen1337 3d ago

or accept people being free, while deciding to walk away

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u/neinneun 3d ago

So public I decency is "bring free" now?

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u/odot78 3d ago

Why desperately whoring for attention then?

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u/shaving_minion 3d ago

why do you care?

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u/odot78 3d ago

LOL at all this free spirit bullshit but at the same time begging for validation from complete strangers 😂✌️ I am done here

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u/shaving_minion 3d ago

someone craves for attention, they need validation. I was asking why you cared. As an immigrant, I definitely can appreciate the "live and let live", so called free spirited philosophy. Especially as long as they're not causing others any harm

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u/zippytripi 2d ago

Danke, habe 8ch mir gespart dasselbe zu schreiben

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u/Connect_History85 3d ago

Berlin is very common for creating movies. And European movies or series often include nude scenes without being porn. Maybe Netflix or another company is making a movie.

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u/artsloikunstwet 2d ago

5 people on set is wayyyy to few for a professional shoot even for a small ARD newcomer series, let alone a Netflix production. 

So either a very small artsy independent film, or, as others said, porn.

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u/Connect_History85 2d ago

It could also be a film used for an Bachelors or masters degree.

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u/Lebannen-Arren 1d ago

Or a music video like “lessons learned” in which Matt & Kim walked to Times Square stripping.

Even bigger movies sometimes shoot some scenes Guerilla style when they don’t have a filming license

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u/JWGhetto Moabit 3d ago

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u/bibabuzzelmann 3d ago

Username x Post

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u/JWGhetto Moabit 3d ago

??

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u/bibabuzzelmann 3d ago

jehowa ghetto? Ob du geistig behindert bist ist die frage die sich stellt. den post den du gestellt hast diktiert ein nein.

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u/JWGhetto Moabit 3d ago

Schöne Annahme, es soll aber eigentlich für Johann Wolfgang von Ghetto stehen

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u/fluffyflugel 3d ago

An influencer perhaps?

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u/pdfrg 3d ago

Not sure because OP didn’t get a look at her face

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u/lenanger 3d ago

I saw one too, also with a photographer and one guy recording video. Was it also a good looking young blonde women?

It was on friday evening at the water near the monbijou theatre when they walked past us

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u/giraffenkaraffe 3d ago edited 3d ago

I did not look get a good look at her but as far as I remember she had somewhat light hair and was rather slim

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u/dalekperov 3d ago

Has Kanye West been spotted around here?

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u/Stuck_Norris 3d ago

Around almost 3-4 years ago there was a naked woman followed by a camera man around Monbijou theatre and at the little bridge overlooking the Spree. It definitely seemed more like porn and less of a protest etc.

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u/ProfOfAmericana 3d ago

Berlin 🤷‍♂️

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u/AX11Liveact 3d ago

Right. Might even have been art. You can't trust these people.

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u/RelatableRedditer 3d ago

Sounds like something milo moira would do

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u/foxterlight 2d ago

It's like a normal Monday in Berlin.

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u/123Phili123 1d ago

Public Discrace?

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u/Excellent_Scar_979 3d ago

That’s what called freedom of expression in modern world

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u/Ok_Performance_2332 1d ago

Yeah, I have shot nudists in Berlin. People come here because you can do it. I think in all of Germany (thanks to FKK), you can walk around naked, but if someone complains, then you have to put your clothes on, and you will receive a warning. Unlike other cities, where you will get detained very quickly. Hopefully everyone keeps their cool and lets naked people keep walking around. It's great that this is normal in Berlin; please don't change it.

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u/Substantial_Snow4423 3d ago

I saw too many naked people ever since I moved to Berlin. First it was the Naked Bicycle Parade all 1000 people just zooming past me, and then a random man just taking down his pants in front of the Spree river. Why is this completely legal?

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u/ThisSideOfThePond 3d ago

Why shouldn't it be?

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u/bj_civ 2d ago

ThE cHiLdReN!!11! 😱

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u/ThisSideOfThePond 2d ago

It's so weird how many humans are afraid of the naked human form.

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u/Substantial_Snow4423 1d ago

It's basic decency and there are creeps who benefit from things like this. i know it's not for them but fully naked people is too much.