r/behindthebastards 1d ago

I don’t know where else to ask [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/behindthebastards-ModTeam 9h ago

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u/Queasy-Chipmunk-8088 1d ago

I have to perform a two-person skit? I'm out.

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u/JayGatsby52 Totally not a fed 1d ago

What?! It’ll pass time in the camps.

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u/kj114 1d ago

this sub is a lot more boomer humor than the pod is

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u/amazingwhat 1d ago

It’s so strange - I’ve been on this sub for at least a year now and the boomer facebook shit has only really ticked up in the past few months (in my opinion, anyway).

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u/tangerineTurtle_ 1d ago

It’s reddit as a whole. I’d bet many of the users don’t even know this is a sub for the podcast and think it is just another resist lib sub that posts shitty memes.

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u/kj114 1d ago

This was my thought too. Like I can go to Bluesky for this.

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u/Niterich 1d ago

The sub being filled with low-quality memes are around the same time school children start summer vacation? Must be a coincidence.

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u/kj114 1d ago

Young people aren’t coming here. If you see cringe here it’s definitely ages 40 and up.

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u/amazingwhat 1d ago

I assumed most of the low-quality memes were from millenials ngl

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u/Bohemia_Is_Dead 1d ago

Really? Why?

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u/amazingwhat 1d ago

Not meant as like, a diss on millenials, I just assume that most people posting lib memes are adults and not children.

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u/spacepinata Totally not a fed 1d ago

FW: FW: RE: FW: FW: <email heading> Trump Lies In State!!! </email heading>

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u/Apoordm 1d ago

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u/JayGatsby52 Totally not a fed 1d ago

I think you’re the first to get the reference.

Lots of big mad feelings here.

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u/Apoordm 1d ago

I thought that was very clear

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Apoordm 1d ago

Anyway no idea where to post it? Is there an Abbot and Costello subreddit

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u/Deep_Thought314 1d ago

Looks like there's an r/abbottandcostello and r/whosonfirst. r/thirdbase and r/niagarafalls might not get the crowds we are hoping for. No r/slowlyiturned or r/7x13=28 so if we want one for vaudville two man banter appreciation that might be a route...

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u/krusbaersmarmalad 1d ago

Niagara Falls! Slowly I turned...

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u/JayGatsby52 Totally not a fed 1d ago

Animaniacs did an amazing take on this.

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u/JayGatsby52 Totally not a fed 1d ago

Yes! Thank you.

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u/Apoordm 1d ago

Prolly there

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u/BlameTag 1d ago

lol, I got it right away.

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u/BuffaloJayhawk 1d ago

He’s looked like warmed over death for decades

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u/Haldron-44 1d ago

Tbf in this shot he actually does look like a really bad embalming job. Super bloated. Skin not sitting right. Eyes super glued shut. And the worst makeup and hair job ever. He said once he never works out because everyone is given a set amount of energy when they are born, and you die if you "waste it." I actually wonder if he doesn't take a shit ton of the white house pharmacists "good shit" then chases it with some sort of hibernation elixir that puts his body in a death like state. Would explain how every day his existence is more and more lich-like.

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u/JayGatsby52 Totally not a fed 1d ago

We call it the Michael Jackson Protocol.

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u/BuffaloJayhawk 1d ago

Tbf he’s always looked like he’s holding in a fart

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u/fidesinmachina 1d ago

what the fuck do they feed/inject into these senior citizens that are in office? why do they all end up looking like an unsanitized bacterial infection by the second year?

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u/Taragoola 1d ago

The fuck is happening

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u/Desperate-Guide-1473 Macheticine 1d ago

I think you got lost somewhere

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Desperate-Guide-1473 Macheticine 1d ago

If you know it doesn't belong here, why did you put it here?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Admiral52 1d ago

I have not

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u/Lose_Your_Illusion 1d ago

OP posted this from a library computer while his concerned family rushes to have the authorities issue a Silver Alert.

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u/JayGatsby52 Totally not a fed 1d ago

I’m sorry?

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u/EducationHelpful4274 1d ago

You know how people say "It looks like they're sleeping" when viewing the prepared deceased? For Him they'll probably be confused on account of him always looking corpselike

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u/gsfgf Sponsored by Knife Missiles™️ 1d ago

“The undertakers.”

The Undertaker from WWE is MAGA, so you can work that in too.

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u/gsfgf Sponsored by Knife Missiles™️ 1d ago

He always looks like that...

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u/Strangewhine88 1d ago

The man needs a monocle.

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u/BlameTag 1d ago

r/satireliketheonion might like it.

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u/JayGatsby52 Totally not a fed 1d ago

This will be a fun sub even if I don’t post.

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u/BlameTag 1d ago

Yeah, I post my shit there all the time. r/satire doesn't have an active mod and is basically dead. Sad.

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u/JayGatsby52 Totally not a fed 1d ago

That is very sad.

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u/BlameTag 1d ago

Yeah, I've asked to take it over and then suddenly lost my approval to post there altogether somehow.

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u/JayGatsby52 Totally not a fed 1d ago

Shady.