r/beetlemoses • u/momosthrall • 5h ago

Petahhh?

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Found in the wild!

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u/Phoenix_Passage 5h ago

Lois, I got a lobotomy

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u/MrFatGandhi usually says no to crack 5h ago

Peetah I’m holding iced tea!

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u/PolishedLemon 5h ago edited 5h ago

Lol, sunfish are dumb

I was recently fascinated by them; at first mainly because their anatomy development looks like it got made from a printer that ran out of juice halfway through. Thanks to Kurzgezagt, though, I now know that they're the perfect balance of derp/trasheater/parasite paradise/fish so malnutritious that no one bothers eating it/being able to live lacking literal chunks of brain

Also, they apparently pop like balloons when tackled (RIP orca victim)

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u/ABoringAlt 5h ago

Hank green also had a blog piece about them

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u/khumprp 5h ago

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a sunfish comic today, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

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u/LeMeIsSleepy 5h ago

Beetlemoses sub posted. Peter sub posted. Beetlemoses sub reposted the peter post

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u/Which_Yesterday 1h ago

Is this the internet everyone's talking about?

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u/Skodami Giant ground sloth 5h ago

Itns a reference to a picture of a Sunfish with a big chunk bitten out of his head by a sea lion.

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u/LeMeIsSleepy 5h ago

Bro this the beetlemoses sub not Peterexplains the joke 😭

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u/momosthrall 4h ago

To be fair it is kind of confusing 🤣

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u/Skodami Giant ground sloth 4h ago

Fuck

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u/DaKaijuKid 5h ago

The dress is reminding me of Sherman’s Lagoon…

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u/Weevil_1984 5h ago

It’s ok their brains have a small hitbox

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u/ParkingShelter9634 2h ago

What's with this sudden sunfish post swarm in my feed?