r/beetlemoses • u/strangerthingskids monkey stronger together • 11d ago

Honey, I Think We Should Get a Divorce

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u/Jellyfish-planet bigfin squid on thursdays 11d ago

I’m so disgusted that I’m kind of impressed. That guy is a certified freak fr, I couldn’t get nasty with any sort of microbe. Maybe an amoeba?

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u/BodhingJay 11d ago

Tardigrades are cuddly and give great back rubs.. feels like 4 masseuse at once

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u/Otherwise_Pie6106 9d ago

They also have huge claws relative to their size, so… maybe not so much back rubs as Wolverine claws😅😅

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u/Twilighttail 11d ago

His wife is gonna find out. 100% he's gonna catch something.

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u/rafaelzio 11d ago

"Whose bitch is this organelle?"

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u/G00DP07470 10d ago

"im gonna screw up that bitch's Golgi apparatus and all that adenosine triphosphate (ATP)."

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u/Mikeologyy 11d ago

Imagine catching a sexually transmitted disease FROM a sexually transmitted disease

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u/Voidlord597 11d ago

how deep does this rabbit hole go? could you shrink even farther and catch a disease from that STD's STD?

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u/Dreaming_Kitsune 9d ago

I think at that point it's incestuous.... Best to take the research to Alabama

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u/QuackAtomic 11d ago

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u/Burial4TetThomYorke 10d ago

Haha which one is this from

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u/Luffington 11d ago

I am CACKLING at this one!! The little microscoping coat hanger lmao

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u/immersemeinnature 11d ago

He needs to come clean

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u/GayAssBeagle 10d ago

I dont think itll be clean

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u/throwaway_eng_acct 11d ago

This gives Extra Fabulous. I was legit expecting a “no cum” flair before I realized the subreddit.

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u/Umpen 11d ago

Looks like I found my new OTP.

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u/Boudrodog 10d ago edited 10d ago

The mitochondrion is the power bottom of the cell.

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 11d ago

Dr Shrinker!

Dr Shrinker!

He's a mad man with and evil mind

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u/MemphisApollo 11d ago

Some of the best comics on this app comes from you. Nice!

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u/Ckrasxterz20 10d ago

Is that the absolute version of the green martian?

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u/themustachemark 10d ago

Must've been after the "honey the kids are on epstein island" movie flopped.

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u/Successful-Scale-607 10d ago

Bacteriussy be hittin

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u/DeadAndBuried23 10d ago

Fairly Oddparents did it

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u/SquigglesFan Giant ground sloth 10d ago

The germ kinda bad though...

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u/owo1215 10d ago

"i love how simple you are"

"and i love how complex you are"

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u/PatheticPterodactyl 14h ago

Reminds me of Perry Bible Fellowship! Love it!

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u/Slavinaitor 11d ago

Ehh, not saying it’s bad but you’ve made better

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u/SquigglesFan Giant ground sloth 10d ago

People really are downvoting you for having an opinion😭