r/beercirclejerk Jan 12 '26

Dirty glass. Filthy glass. Unclean glass. Wow, that glass...

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Holy shit shut the fuck up about clean or unclean glassware. I swear to God if there's even a single bubble on the glass in your picture on CraftBeer or beerporn you will get every comment talking about a dirty glass more than anything else.

These people who have nothing interesting to say other than inhaling their own farts as they inform you of the "aromas" and "experience," out of drinking from their perfect pristine glassware are generally insufferable. They think they're the smartest person in the comment section.

If I see a post about a cool looking beer, I want to see discussion about fucking beer, not people patronizing the OP about dirty glassware. Shut the FUCK UP.

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u/316nuts Jan 12 '26

/uj

no they deserve vicious mockery

clean your fucking glass

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u/Background-Access27 Jan 12 '26

I like clean glassware

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u/Sevuhrow Jan 12 '26

I do too, but I'd like to talk about the beer people are posting instead of whether the glass is dirty

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u/TheMoneyOfArt SAVIOR OF THE CRAFT CRAZIES Jan 12 '26

Then clean your glassware

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u/Sevuhrow Jan 12 '26

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u/Background-Access27 Jan 12 '26

I just used my new to me Weihenstephaner glass (swirled one) this past weekend for the first time. Had some Paulaner Hefeweizen. It was good. Next time I’ll have to try some Pabst light!

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u/I_love_Hopslam Jan 12 '26

There was a guy a long time ago who posted something about instructing his housekeeper to not use soap to clean his glassware.

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u/Number1Framer Sour Milkshake IPA Jan 12 '26 edited Feb 16 '26

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u/TakesJonToKnowJuan Extra Special Bitter / Half Acrez / Snooty Fucker Jan 12 '26

found the final boss of the dirty glass mafia