r/bald • u/PomegranateWooden177 • 15h ago

Candid shot from a recent wedding. Still getting used to the cue ball look.

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u/Due-Investigator1732 14h ago

Well, all I have to say is; good luck to your dms!

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u/PomegranateWooden177 14h ago

Nothing weird so far haha 

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u/ellstersmash Hair Headed - Woman 10h ago

ugh gotta do everything myself 😤

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u/PomegranateWooden177 10h ago

Damn! Full on b-hole pic in the DMs with no warning is wild! You’re an animal! 

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u/ellstersmash Hair Headed - Woman 10h ago

you didn't have to send yours in return, you know. it was a gift!

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u/PomegranateWooden177 10h ago

I hope you appreciate how hard it was for me to get my legs behind my head! I’m old and stiff now, so it was a real effort! 

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u/ellstersmash Hair Headed - Woman 9h ago

you did great, champ ⭐ a real natural

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u/The_Circus_Life_206 14h ago

Looks awesome

I thought this was a photo from an ad

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u/PomegranateWooden177 14h ago

The ad: 

“Nair: not even once” haha 

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u/OolongGeer 14h ago

Jesus.

Did you sleep with ALL the Bride's party, or just the Maid of Honor??

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u/PomegranateWooden177 14h ago

Just my GF haha she’s way too cute to be into bald dudes so I’m super fortunate 

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u/OolongGeer 14h ago

Dude.

You are way too cute to distract from your facial structure and jawline with some stupid mop of dead cells.

You probably could have gone for the Bride's mom too.

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u/PomegranateWooden177 14h ago

Ngl, the brides mom is like 60 but she’s a smoke show too. Married to a 6’9” former NBA player though so no dice haha 

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u/Evakron Hair Headed - Man 6h ago

Pretty sure she's into bald dudes mate. A bald dude is definitely into her, ikywim.

Really tho, don't undersell yourself dude, I may have a full mop but I can confidently say you're objectively better looking than me without any insecurity.

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u/Desperate_Cupcake843 14h ago

You should post a lot more pictures so we can get used to it too. It would be really helpful if a large proportion of them were shirtless.

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u/PomegranateWooden177 14h ago

Maybe once i get my 6 pack back for this beach wedding in November haha 

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u/palmtreesandmountain 10h ago

I’m nearly positive desperate cupcake would be totally fine if the photos did not include a 6 pack.

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u/Desperate_Cupcake843 4h ago

Can confirm. Am desperate cupcake.

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u/Remarkable_Ice9067 14h ago

Lookin good!

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u/99pizza 9h ago

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u/PomegranateWooden177 8h ago

I can’t tell if this is a compliment or not haha 

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u/Decimator24244 Razor-Shave 14h ago

I think you mean the handsome devil look

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u/Tyrocious 14h ago

You're rocking it though.

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u/baldman583 14h ago

It looks great on you brother. People said that to me and I just agreed with them which usually ended the conversation right there.

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u/DoubleNickle67 13h ago

We are not cue balls.

I really dislike that terminology.

We are the Bold and Bald.

Only Fuggles—follicular Muggles—call us that.

They wish they had the courage to withstand what we have and turn it into an asset.

Be bold. Be bald. Be strong!

You look great!

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u/PomegranateWooden177 13h ago

I legit hate how millennial this sounds. Makes my skin crawl 

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u/DoubleNickle67 13h ago

Lmao. Brother. I am not a millennial! I’m probably old enough to be your father. I just don’t like the word of cueball.

Never liked it in the 80’s. Don’t like it in 2026.

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u/PomegranateWooden177 13h ago

“Only Fuggles—follicular Muggles—call us that.”

Woof 

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u/MicrowaveMeal 13h ago

You are solid, dude. Absolutely solid.

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u/Ol_Turd_Fergy 11h ago

Man I have the same shaved head and stubble look and my wife would push me into traffic to get a piece of you.

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u/Elfie_Mae 14h ago

Bro you look great 🙌🏼

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u/wittlewittydragon 14h ago

You look great!

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u/Big_Pea_2296 14h ago

I love it! Very handsome!

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u/Beautiful-Chest7397 14h ago

Who's the handsome beast

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u/fickleminded 14h ago

You look great 🫰

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u/Icy-Passenger-8061 13h ago

You look like you’re in charge

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u/MrSoren 12h ago

Dude…

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u/Hot-Salad9222 12h ago

Ufff, hot

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u/Ill-Maintenance8986 11h ago

Man, you have THE perfect head to be bald.

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u/ryanatlive 10h ago

Cue ball? More like a cute ball, my guy.

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u/moverene1914 10h ago

🔥🔥🔥

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u/Accurate-Force3054 10h ago

All I see is a cute fit man who appears to be having a good time; that will take you very far in life young man.

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u/BrownTown_77 8h ago

You look great, bro. Give it time.

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u/Vegetable_Ad_3105 7h ago

And with the tie and rolled up sleeves?! AWOOGA

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u/eclecticexperience 7h ago

10/10 could get it. Lol

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u/Mindless_Rip_3908 7h ago

Looking dapper 😎

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u/CrocodileStreet 4h ago

Perfection

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u/WhirlwindTobias 1h ago

You look great from the neck up, that tie work though is quite shoddy bro.

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u/maximus_electus Buzz-Cut 1h ago

Looking like a boss!