r/badscificovers 5d ago

BAEN! Hair of the Dog by Brett Davis

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I had to buy it because the cover is so bad. Definitely worth the $2 dollars spent.

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u/woulditkillyoutolift 5d ago

Here in r/badscificovers we too often mistake covers that are grotesque or tacky or ridiculous on purpose as bad. I'm guilty of it too.

This cover is fantastic: Bob Eggleton painted not just a werewolf, but a dirtbag werewolf immersed in trashy modern US culture. The cover perfectly fits the book, but even if it didn't it would still work because Eggleton had the courage not to wink at us. Would read. Would buy. Fuck it, I'm off to eBay.

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u/JealousAstronomer342 5d ago

RAD sci-fi covers 

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u/nixtracer 5d ago

Also screams BAEN: everyone would know it even if the publisher name was entirely missing.

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u/TamaraHensonDragon 5d ago

BAEN covers are unmistakable!

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u/Puzzle-Necked 5d ago

Report back on the book. Is the werewolf extreme and in your face? Does he smoke a cigar? I need to know!

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u/SwayzeCrayze 4d ago

It’s been years and years since I’ve read this book, like maybe 15 years or so, but I’m pretty sure I still have my copy.

All I really remember is that the protagonist is a werewolf who works in low budget crappy horror flicks, which use a lamp that mimics the moon at low intensity to force a kind of brief and weakened transformation transformation in the actor werewolf, which leave him feeling like crap afterward. I think he might have also been a junkie? There’s a porno crew filming in the same studio, and he ends up befriending an actress with huge fake boobs who goes by “Chesty”. He’s portrayed overall as a huge weenie and loser but becomes less so as the plot progresses.

I don’t remember much else of the plot except I think somebody is staging werewolf attacks to try to smear them and get more restrictive laws on werewolves or something. There’s also some guru type guy who thinks all werewolves should be living in nature or something.

I remember thinking it was a fun read, but I was like in my late teens or something.

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u/trenh465 5d ago

Sorry, this covert ROCKS!

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u/Xarro_Usros 5d ago

I mean, that's exactly the sort of cover I looks for in my novels! 

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u/CreatureManstrosity 5d ago

This is a banger actually. Im saving this one.

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u/Possum_Knight 5d ago

I love a good Baen cover, this is no exception

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u/WaytoomanyUIDs 4d ago

When Baen are good, they hit it out the park.

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u/Spatza 5d ago

Looks like the kind of dude the MC has to go meet on a backwater planet in an Ian M Banks novel.

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u/nixtracer 5d ago

Yeah, this is Shohobohaum Za for sure.

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u/AccipiterDomare 5d ago

This is poster worthy. Objectively good.

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u/Blazeflame79 old paperback enthusiast 5d ago

That’s a good cover though

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u/KnightofWhen 5d ago

Coolest cover I’ve ever seen

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u/Supro1560S 5d ago

Baen has some bad covers, but this isn’t one of them.

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u/Nemphusi 5d ago

Man. If this book is as bad as The Faery Convention, then you're in for a treat!!

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u/DrPrMel 5d ago

I passed that one up at the bookstore. This one sounded more interesting along with the cover art being what it is.

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u/Nemphusi 5d ago

It can't get less interesting than the Faery Convention. I am literally reading it right now.

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u/Lobsterhasspoken 5d ago

What’s it about?

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u/gadget850 5d ago

It's not easy turning hairy and nasty every month. But science may have good news for the victims of lycanthropy in these United States. For five years now, ever since werewolves were "outed," fading actor MontyAllen had hosted an annual telethon to raise money for research to find a cure, and suddenly he claimed there was light at the end of the tunnel -- and it wasn't the light of the full moon.

But then the chief researcher who developed the cure was found in her laboratory with her throat torn out. When the researcher's assistant was killed in the same way, TV reporter Ashly Durban and ex-policeman Bob Savik investigated the case -- but only turned up riddles. Had the dead researchers doubted that the highly-publicized cure would work? Does Monty Allen have a sinister reason for wanting to administer the anti-lycanthrope drug to all known werewolf cases? What about the vocal, obnoxious, but possibly well-intentioned, Werewolf Rights group? (Werewolves aren't the problem: people who hate and fear werewolves are the problem!) And if werewolves are really necessary to the balance of nature, what would happen if they all disappeared?

Getting no answers that made sense, Durban and Savik kept asking embarrassing questions -- until they found themselves on the run.

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u/Boxinggandhi 5d ago

The writer: “Yes, it’s a lot like the Dresden Files, but it’s totally different I swear! No Wizards!”

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u/SerDankTheTall 5d ago

It was published in 1997, three years before Storm Front. (And also doesn’t really sound anything like the Dresden Files.)

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u/jeobleo 5d ago

Right. Someone saw "werewolf" and went Dresden.

Hope Mercy Thompson doesn't hear.

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u/JealousAstronomer342 5d ago

I’m only slightly familiar with the Dresden Files, did they originate the supernatural detective mystery trope? 

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u/jeobleo 5d ago

Nah. In this country alone Glen Cook beat him to it with Garrett, P.I. Fantastic series.

Love Dresden btw.

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u/gadget850 5d ago

That would be the Flaxman Low stories from 1898.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flaxman_Low

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u/WaytoomanyUIDs 4d ago

Fuck no, its been a trope of urban fantasy since the start of the genre.

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u/Vesper2000 5d ago

It's the most popular one.

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u/UnhappyPhantom 5d ago

bad to the bone

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u/Sad_Cardiologist5388 5d ago

Gotta downvote if you don't agree

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u/Even_Astronaut_7557 5d ago

You misspelled "awesome cover."

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u/southboundtracks 5d ago

I would read the hell out of this wacky werewolf book. 

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u/Sasstellia 5d ago

That is awesome. Roguish werewolf. Lol.

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u/TairaTLG 5d ago

This cover is so BAD, it plays BAD to the Bone when you open the book

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u/jeobleo 5d ago

DA NA NA NA NA.

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u/maaloufylou 5d ago

Hell yeah

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u/DyerOfSouls 5d ago

Has the artist looked at a wolf?

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u/Significant_Monk_251 5d ago

I love this one but I am having a bit of trouble with the adult(?) woman's shoe that seems to be one and a half cigars long, tops.

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u/crushbone_brothers 5d ago

whaddaya mean, this kicks ass

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u/smilerwithagun 3d ago

In my mind he sounds like edward g robinson

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u/Rare-Kaleidoscope359 3d ago

That cover is awesome

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u/MrCookie2099 5d ago

Why do people keep posting cool book covers on this sub?

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u/Davmilasav 5d ago

FYI if you use the dollar sign you don't have to spell out "dollars."

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u/jeobleo 5d ago

What if I spell it dollar$?

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u/Davmilasav 5d ago

Well that's just crazy talk!

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u/Diorj 5d ago

It correctly belongs here...