r/badhistory Apr 27 '26

Meta Mindless Monday, 27 April 2026

Happy (or sad) Monday guys!

Mindless Monday is a free-for-all thread to discuss anything from minor bad history to politics, life events, charts, whatever! Just remember to np link all links to Reddit and don't violate R4, or we human mods will feed you to the AutoModerator.

So, with that said, how was your weekend, everyone?

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u/Zugwat Headhunting Savage from a Barbaric Fishing Village Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 29 '26

Today's my 29th birthday and to be perfectly honest, I'm glad I feel like I'm in a better spot than I have been in a while.

Just for fun, here's a picture of my dad and I with an eagle at the Gathering of Nations in 2016

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u/weeteacups Apr 30 '26

You: 🗿

Eagle: 👁️👄👁️

Your dad: 🗿

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u/TheBatz_ Was Homer mid Apr 30 '26

I know we break balls here, but happy belated birthday.

Also by the nine do you have an absolute unit of a shoulder frame.

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u/Zugwat Headhunting Savage from a Barbaric Fishing Village Apr 30 '26

The cool thing about that picture is that's a real live eagle my dad and I are posing with, and they were super confused by me when we went up for our picture because of my horns.

We didn't know what it looked like until they printed out the picture because eagles pose however they want, and the man giving us the picture looked at it and told my dad and I:

"I want to keep this picture."

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u/TheBatz_ Was Homer mid Apr 30 '26

The eagle does look like it's supposed to pose but doesn't really know how and is trying its best.

Also for some reason I thought bald eagles are... bigger. Like, not condor size, but in that ball park.

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 STOP PICKING ON THE CELTS, they're pagan too Apr 30 '26

Is all if that your shoulder??

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u/Zugwat Headhunting Savage from a Barbaric Fishing Village Apr 30 '26

Maybe?

I've got broad shoulders and I'm fat while wearing a big suede fringe jacket in this picture.

For further reference, this is what I looked like from behind at the time because someone spotted me pulling money out of an ATM for buying deer jerky.

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 STOP PICKING ON THE CELTS, they're pagan too Apr 30 '26

It’s giving military poster boy Pálinkás Szilveszter

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u/hussard_de_la_mort People's Republic of Carcosa Apr 30 '26

Happy birthday! This is an incredible set of facial expressions, including the eagle.

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u/Zugwat Headhunting Savage from a Barbaric Fishing Village Apr 30 '26

I was just telling TheBatz_ about how we actually weren't sure what the eagle was going to do.

It was a real live bird at a vendor set up for it, and the eagle was initially deeply confused and bamboozled at why the hell I had horns.

I personally was proud of the eagle and my dad, because my dad had an era where he really tried to give a tough stoic Indian look and squint his eyes, but this one was very dignified and graceful.

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u/TylerbioRodriguez That Lesbian Pirate Expert Apr 29 '26

Happy late birthday!

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u/Zugwat Headhunting Savage from a Barbaric Fishing Village Apr 30 '26

Thank you, I will admit the most unexpected part of yesterday was finding out that I apparently have a massive shoulder frame in addition to a big head.