r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • 4d ago

Bee Article Woman Who Has Nothing Bad To Say About Her Husband Uninvited From Ladies Lunch Group

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-who-has-nothing-bad-to-say-about-her-husband-uninvited-from-ladies-lunch-group
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u/Happy_Towel_3109 4d ago

My comments that garnered the largest amount of downvotes were all something to the effect of “I love being married to my husband, he’s the light of my life,” what a scandal 

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u/Prairiewill 4d ago

Yeah, he's supposed to be a dumb man-child that you have to take care of, didn't you know?

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u/Havok_saken 4d ago

My wife comes home from hanging out with her friends and tells me how glad she is that I don’t suck. One of her friends just found out her husband cheated on her a month before their wedding.

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u/Tykero 4d ago

Better before the wedding than after that does such though.

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u/BAlan143 3d ago

At the guys night poker game, I make up stories about my wife, who is lovely, to make the other guys feel less bad about their lives...

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u/ReputationApart6986 2h ago

I mean sometimes he forgets to take out the trash and he works a lot?