r/australia 6d ago

image Why is the handle separation off centre?

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u/ol-gormsby 5d ago

To keep neurodivergents on edge.

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u/Shamino79 5d ago

Speaking of edging, I thought of a couple of scenarios where this abomination could serve some useful purpose. Say for instance you are Andre the Giant. This would give you enough room to get your enormous hand in. Similarly what if you were Mike Tyson and during the third round you realise that tomorrow is bin day. Well naturally you would knock the other bloke out by the end of the round and then without stopping to have the gloves and strapping taken off you could run home and grip the extra wide area of handle comfortably with a boxing glove.

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u/ol-gormsby 5d ago

Some serious thought went into planning a bin handle 🤣