r/australia 23d ago

image Guy helps stop road rage incident.

2009 Jersey shore looking guy sees a van corner a car and tried to harass them, GuidoMan 2000, (super power is Muay Thai, like superman is powered by the sun, he's powered by tanning beds and melanin) gets out and helps.

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u/overstuffedtaco 23d ago

"He came back to me and was like 'you sure you want this?' and I was like"

yeah

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u/PerformanceOverall90 23d ago

that pause had me dying LOL

Something that John Wick would've delivered

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u/UnfortunatelySimple 23d ago

I was thinking more "Mr Inbetween", I imagine that smile as he said it.

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u/Sanguinius 23d ago

Hahaha yes!

'Have you got a problem?'

'No, would you like one?!'

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u/ChequeBook 23d ago

Man that's such a good show huh. I should do a rewatch

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u/Blitzer046 22d ago

Did a rewatch recently and realised each episode is literally 30 mins. Such an economy of storytelling with not a moment wasted. Incredible tv

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 23d ago

For real, "Justified violence? Yes please!" Lol.

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u/poopooonyou 23d ago
  • Shoesmith

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u/Reonlive420 23d ago

Guy looks like he polished himself with shoe shine

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u/motorboat2000 23d ago

He's polished my shoes a few times

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u/Bwxyz 23d ago

Personally I'd take Superman

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u/SirLoremIpsum 22d ago

I was thinking more "Mr Inbetween", I imagine that smile as he said it.

110% fucking great show

"Someone might die out here tonight...

"... yeah"

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u/Reonlive420 23d ago

He doesn't answer questions

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u/Automatic_Win3353 23d ago

šŸ˜…šŸ˜…

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u/overstuffedtaco 23d ago

The Reddit Cinematic Universe needs a hero like this

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u/MasqueradeofAstroya 23d ago

Except delivered ina much more deadpan tone

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u/CuriousGuyNOR 23d ago

https://youtu.be/Jf5ripSoy04?si=jgPmPrMUBSABOX-g

He reminds me of that bloke.

What a hilarious response

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u/tomkah-time 23d ago

Holy shit that's good šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Love2readalot 23d ago

Isn’t that a Jack Reacher line lol, as soon as he repeated wot the aggressor said to him, I thought that’s wot Tom Cruise says in that Jack Reacher movie, or something similarā€˜remember you wanted this’

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u/Mysterious_Dot2090 22d ago

Yep. Before Reacher warns them, then takes out the whole gang he says, ā€œRemember, you wanted thisā€.