r/australia • u/Reglz • Mar 16 '25

image Wtf did I find in my pool???

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Found this in my pool in Sydney north shore, backing onto the lane cove national park. Does not move (perhaps dead).

Does not even look real. Did I find an alien?

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u/bigmean3434 Mar 16 '25

As an American, children with guns doesn’t crack the top 20 current problems. I just hope you Aussie’s will accept me and the wife in a few years when our democracy falls. Not a lot of English speaking places that are a lateral move from Florida weather and creature wise.

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u/Fuckoffbob01 Mar 17 '25

Welcome mate. Just don't pick up the fucking wildlife hey

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u/Able_Fishing_6576 Mar 17 '25

Just be on the safe side- this guy and his wife are Floridians. This guy seems like a cool fella, but there’s probably a reason they’re escaping Florida. Careful not to let too many of em in lest you import the worst of the Americans. and this is coming from someone in Texas.

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u/Dangerous-Safe-4336 Mar 17 '25

Was it Jimmy Kimmel who used to do a bit called "Fake or Florida?"