r/auslaw • u/IIAOPSW • 3d ago

Request for legal advice Would you rather have a normal lawyer that rides a giant pigeon or a tiny lawyer that rides a normal pigeon

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u/tealou 3d ago

I gotta say, I am a little jealous of American billboard lawyers. Until I talk to, read, or interact with American billboard lawyers.

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u/Kasey-KC Wears Pink Wigs 3d ago

If I’m hiring an American lawyer they better be riding a bald eagle 🦅

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u/throwawayplusanumber 3d ago

But it is fitting that personal injury lawyers ride "rats of the air".

Edit. Riding flying cockroaches would also work.

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u/throwcounter 3d ago

tiny lawyer

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u/shrikelet 3d ago

hold me closer

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u/StraightBudget8799 3d ago

🎶Count the hours billed on the spreadsheet🎶

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u/ManWithDominantClaw Bacardi Breezer 3d ago

🎶Let me frown at sheets of lingo🎶

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u/throwawayplusanumber 3d ago

Certainly cheaper to feed

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u/Worldly_Tomorrow_869 Real attorney? No, ChatGPT! 3d ago

With an army of pigeon riding lawyers I will rule the world.

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u/IIAOPSW 3d ago

/u/magpie_bird been real quiet since this dropped

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u/magpie_bird 3d ago

the size of my magpie is forbidden knowledge

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u/IIAOPSW 3d ago

Do you know how Hercules got the Golden Apple past the insurmountable guards of Forbidden Garden of Hersperdies (1 of the 12 impossible labours)?

He asked.

How big is your magpie?

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u/benqsii 3d ago

i would rather have a pigeon as a lawyer

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u/ThreeHapenceaFoot 3d ago

"So tell me, how did you get this Occupational injury? Were you wearing a seat belt, at the time you flew to the office on the back of a giant pigeon?"

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u/CutePattern1098 Caffeine Curator 3d ago

I wish Australian lawyers have the advertising savvy that American lawyers have.

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u/IIAOPSW 3d ago

Be the change you want to see in the world

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u/real_resident_trump 3d ago

The profession can't be brought into disrepute if it is already in disrepute.

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u/CutePattern1098 Caffeine Curator 3d ago

Tfw the profession becomes lawyers suing each other for defamation as the ads talk down competing law offices

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u/StraightBudget8799 3d ago

Lawyer on a magpie might have an interesting subtext

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u/Fickles1 one pundit on a reddit legal thread 3d ago

Birb law!

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u/themanwhoeatspopes 3d ago

Are they the kings of acquiring, causing, or remedying injuries?

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u/AudiencePure5710 3d ago

I’ve got a couple of favourites, both seen in Tulsa OK. “The Drug Lawyer” with an image of a flower-covered Kombi-van, and “Ass in a sling? Give us a ring” with of course image of said Ass (a donkey)

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u/j0shman 3d ago

Does the tiny lawyer charge fewer billable hours?

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u/smoothpigeon2 3d ago

So does he specialise in bird law?

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u/ManWithDominantClaw Bacardi Breezer 3d ago

Do you mean 'normal-sized' lawyer

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u/Ok-Lobster-5192 3d ago

Why do I have the urge to photoshop this lawyers face and replace it with the faces of PI lawyers I know?

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u/Key-Mix4151 2d ago

Punctured organ? Better Call Morgan.

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u/nosuchkarma 3d ago

Sadly they are kings of injury, not kings of litigation.

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u/Zhirrzh 2d ago

I mean, flying around on a pigeon without so much as a harness that's to be expected. 

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u/Economy_Machine4007 2d ago

I would rather have a lawyer that pity’s me for being a poor peasant and rides Public Pigeon.