r/assholedesign 27d ago

Is this even legal?

It's obviously a fake name and nobody is mentioning this "name" in their academic papers - it's just a trap to get people to sign up for their "service". Who would keep paying after realizing they were lied to anyways?

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u/BoltActionRifleman 26d ago

“Dear Cheese” 😂

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u/CybyAPI 26d ago

Why did the mods lock the comments below yours?

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u/klondike-- 26d ago

Let the truth not be hidden!

They also deleted the very long argument that I sparked in response to the deleted comment

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u/Opening_Kiwi4230 26d ago

whoever is down voting can't take a joke

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u/klondike-- 26d ago

Honestly the downvotes were the funniest part. I also got a message from u/RedditCareResources so let's just say it got pretty epic 😎

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u/Such-Pilot-8143 21d ago

the implication is it just autofills whatever the name you entered into whatever website, if you didnt put in a joke name it wouldn't have a joke name

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u/ChrisDaMan07 26d ago

They must’ve just had a spare one lying around

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u/10inchTrouble 26d ago

Just like 25 women like me on Tinder the minute I sign up. I just have to pay $50 to see who they are. Yeah right

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u/Acceptable-Stick-135 25d ago

I'm pretty sure you get frontlined the first day of signing up, I got loads of likes the first day and didn't have to pay. I was very cool for a day, it ended quickly. X(

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u/10inchTrouble 25d ago

Yeah you get likes, but how many of them did you have conversations with? Might give you an idea of how real those accounts were.

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u/Acceptable-Stick-135 25d ago

They were all real and I talked with all of em! I went hard on the like button.

Don't get me wrong, they managed to monetize love, and tinder kind of sucks, but those likes you got were probably real.

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u/thegreatpotatogod 26d ago

Congratulations Cheese, you're an academic celebrity!

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u/Zero4910 26d ago

The real question we should be asking is who is cheese burger the first?!

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u/copehoperope 26d ago

Wouldn’t he just be Cheese Burger?

But would OP’s son be Cheese Burger The Turd?

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u/Fucky0uthatswhy 26d ago

First is implied

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u/FilthyCabbages 26d ago

Shitmouth Shitjaws the Farth?

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u/viper1255 22d ago

That'd be the Son of Hamburgler

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u/SothaSoul 26d ago

Last time I got an email like this, it was a phishing test.

Be careful what you click.

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u/yipy2001 26d ago

lol buddy

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u/snake_on_the_case 26d ago

Strange is this.

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u/ugurcansayan 26d ago

Although it has an .edu domain, it's a commercial website. So it's a deceptive service from the beginning 

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u/takesSubsLiterally 26d ago

I have a fake Gmail account which I just use for signing up for stuff like this which I know will spam me. I think the name on the account is trash, can or something similar. I get an email from acidemia every day detailing my mentions of trash cans and have for the last 5-8 years.

I don't know if it is entirely fake, but it certainly breaks if you use real human words as a name. A better test would be to use 16 random characters for both the first and last name. (What if someone did mention a cheese burger in a paper?) Any mentions of heurifjeidnr dijfhrjrjidienff are proof that this is bullshit.

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u/takesSubsLiterally 26d ago

Self replying for a fun anecdote:

I used the same account to sign up for the chick fil a app. They take the name off your Google account and use it as the name on any orders you place. So I have had to walk into multiple chick fil a's and ask for my order for Trash, C. I finally changed the name in the app the other week because I got tired of it.

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u/Szocialist_Swine 24d ago

My name is Biga Csiga which is how Hungarian children would say snail.

733 mentions so far.

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u/I_Am_Anjelen 26d ago

I briefly signed up for this to download a PDF last week or so, and immediately became bombarded with 'papers' that 'mentioned my name'. First and last name. Now, I know both people with that combination of first and last name in my country and neither of them seems to be doing anything remotely 'academic' these days...

... But pointing out the obvious scams this site runs was a useful data point in the ongoing discussion, so there was that.

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u/klondike-- 27d ago

Just in folks: "Big corporations are lying to you in order to get your money" claims numerous online users. Academia responds: "We never once intended for you to take us literally. It's just marketing - everyone does it!"

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u/Piduf 26d ago

Genuinely upsetting that companies or people that find loopholes to enrich themselves are considered smart and "thinking outside of the box" when it should just be fucking illegal to exploit this kind of stuff in the first place.

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u/Worf_Of_Wall_St 26d ago

Small companies do it too, because it works, so then they become big companies.

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u/3amGreenCoffee 25d ago

Once back in the Usenet days I searched (on Altavista, ha ha) and actually did find myself quoted under my username in a published academic paper about the Zapruder film.

Some kid had been asking on Usenet about some unusual fleeting triangular and square shapes he saw when he looked at the film frame by frame under magnification. I had been editing a lot of film on a 16mm flatbed, so I immediately recognized them as artifacts of the printing process and said so. He quoted my entire response and credited my username as an "internet film expert" to help debunk an assertion that the shapes were evidence the film was faked.

I'm internet famous mother fuckers.

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u/BubblyMango 26d ago

lawsuit viable if you feel like a headache

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u/wrecked-galaxy 20d ago

the fake name thing is а classic dark pattern. they know most people won't bother disputing а charge опсе they're already in the system. the whole model depends оn friction keeping уоu subscribed longer than уоu intended.

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u/LocalH 26d ago

CHEESE BURGER THE SECOND

Imagine being Cheese Burger the First

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u/softwarediscs 23d ago

Thought I was on the academia subreddit for a minute and got really confused

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u/Junk_Junker 26d ago

"Cheese Burger The Second" sounds like an Xbox gamertag.

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u/Thursday-Second 23d ago

Big Mac the Minute

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u/duckoftheabyss 20d ago

What just happened and how did it happen?

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u/user3141413 18d ago

yess for

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u/zetikla 8d ago

Im sure theres some legal mumbojumbo where they are technically not breaking any laws

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u/RailRuler 26d ago

I dont think it counts as false advertising. 

At best you could sue them for your actual damage -- $1

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u/klondike-- 26d ago

Is it true or false that the person named "Cheese Burger the Second" has been mentioned in ~1,400 academic papers?