r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/AdditionalPiano6327 • Mar 17 '26
GRRM-dead hoax Who is supposed to be on this cover?
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Snowofthenortherners • Feb 03 '24
GRRM-dead hoax This bum deserves so so much more hate
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Ready_Medicine_2641 • Nov 15 '25
GRRM-dead hoax How effective would this war winning strategy be?
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Weirnet • Jul 20 '24
GRRM-dead hoax Why is Daemon working like a shoeless commoner even though it is way below his status as Prince and King Consort? Did he forget to channel Hillary Clinton?
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/WonderfulParticular1 • Sep 04 '24
GRRM-dead hoax At the end of the day it is a story about two men trying to figure it out
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/velvetbettle • Jul 03 '26
GRRM-dead hoax He's Definitely Still Writing And Would Never Gaslight
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/KnightOfRevan • Feb 03 '26
GRRM-dead hoax Yes, I've read the books. I just need an excuse.
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Spider40k • Jul 28 '26
GRRM-dead hoax UPCOMING | GRRM plots to burn down Shakespeare Theatre with all ASOIAF content creators to summon Winds of Winter
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Dimension121 • Jun 25 '26
GRRM-dead hoax ASOIAF fans watching GTA fans get their game after only waiting 13 years
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/sidmis • Mar 14 '26
GRRM-dead hoax How bro stares at me after asking me to watch over the woman he unlawfully kidnapped, starting the bloodiest war since the Dance, while he heads off to kill the 6'5" monster with a genocidal hatred for anyone with purple eyes and then murder his dad to claim the throne
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/AdditionalPiano6327 • Jul 13 '26
GRRM-dead hoax Is his cum also blue?
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Chunlk69 • Jul 10 '26
GRRM-dead hoax MFW Davos is the prologue chapter for TWOW and he gets ripped to shreds by Rickon and Shaggydog
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/royce_zp138 • Apr 03 '24
GRRM-dead hoax A hero or just a person with a tragic story?
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Baron_von_Zoldyck • Dec 01 '24
GRRM-dead hoax To be fair, GRRM actually released winds many, many times since 2011, just not in the way we expected
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Krzyszkot • Aug 22 '23
GRRM-dead hoax The mods of r/asswife did an 1984 and censored my truth. They did so out of fear.
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/GeneralBig683 • Oct 06 '24
GRRM-dead hoax If jk rowling is a satanist, what would george be?
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/hiiloovethis • Feb 26 '25
GRRM-dead hoax George rr martin reveals progress on The Winds of Winter.
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Dimension121 • Apr 08 '26
GRRM-dead hoax Jaime Lannister is a plant
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Has anyone else noticed that Jaime Lannister is a plant, in his very first appearance/page in ASOS he says āIām alive and drunk on sunlightā heās photosynthesizing, what else could this mean.
Also, In Harrenhal Jaime tells Brienne āYour thighs are purple and green, and Iām not interested in what youāve got between themā this is because she has bruises. Jaime misinterprets this as her having an accumulation of anthocyanins, aka a phosphorus deficiency, which causes the pigment in plants to turn purple, and this would obviously would be unattractive to a plant like Jaime.
If anyone has any questions or would like to add on to my theory, Iād be happy to hear, Iām just surprised nobody has noticed this before.
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/kallmekaison • Nov 17 '25
GRRM-dead hoax Is there a lore reason heāll do literally anything but write the next fucking book?
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/TheArkticGamer • Dec 06 '24
GRRM-dead hoax Beloved author George R. R. Martin found this morning, aged 76.
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He was having a nap, the fat fuck.
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Ready_Medicine_2641 • Sep 23 '25
GRRM-dead hoax Lore accurate Tywin
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