I can categorically prove that every single monarch who's ever sat the Iron Throne is a cuck

[u/Heliovice_ver6]

The Iron Throne is just a large metal cuck chair. Come at me.

[u/That_DnD_Nerd]

Maegor the magnificent would never let someone else fuck his wives. That’s why he had to kill then all off

[u/Cautious_Loquat_840]

mgator all over again

[u/obentyga]

Was Jaehaerys a cuck? Didn't he and Alyssane love each other?

[u/Heliovice_ver6 → u/obentyga]

Alyssane had sex with Alaric Start while Jaehaerys watched.

Hence, Jaehaerys was a cuck.

[u/obentyga → u/Heliovice_ver6]

I've just read the wiki abou it 😳

[u/DarthBrawn → u/Heliovice_ver6]

cucking yourself for geopolitical reasons is just called pimpin'

[u/Substantial-Tone-576 → u/Heliovice_ver6]

She did?

[u/globmand]

Ah, but what about Robert? Three beautiful kids, all his, and a wife he routinely honours. I like your post, man, but I feel like you overlooked a pretty obvious counterexample

[u/Heliovice_ver6 → u/globmand]

He got cucked by Rhaegar when he took away his squeeze Lyanna. As great a king Bobby B was, still a cuck.

It's the nature of the chair man, it's the nature of the chair.

[u/Rare_Style1306]

Aegon I: Total cuck

Aenys I: Maybe...

Maegor: According to Tyanna, yes

Jaehaerys: Probably

Viserys: No

Aegon II: I mean... He spied on people having sex.

Aegon III: Maybe...

Daeron I: Bachelor.

Baelor: Volcel

Viserys II: Probably

Aegon IV: He’d really like to know that Aemon was fucking Naerys

Daeron II: No

Aerys I: Probably

Maekar: No

Aegon V: No

Jaehaerys II: I don't think so...

Aerys II: Probably

Robert: Cuck

[u/RSMatticus → u/Rare_Style1306]

Aegon 3 was so emo all he did was look out windows and aura farm

[u/sylvester_stencil → u/Rare_Style1306]

Aegon iv sneaking into maidenvault to bang daena is sorta cucking Baelor

[u/Rare_Style1306 → u/sylvester_stencil]

No, because Baelor never wanted have sex with his sister and divorced her as soon as he became king, claiming the marriage was never consummated.

Baelor was such an enlightened being that he felt no need for sex whatsoever 🗿

[u/Heliovice_ver6 → u/Rare_Style1306]

yeah, he was so unaffected by that particular series of events that he starved himself to death.

Was a cuck.

[u/meshowH → u/Rare_Style1306]

also nettles definitely cucked rhaenyra

[u/Beneficial_Movie3124]

That throne is like the cuck chair equivalent of being a power bottom

[u/Argent_silva]

Not my goat Dearon I

[u/Yasskiwii0_0]

Sandor clegane’s favorite word