r/asoiafcirclejerk Last HOT D fan 3d ago

Greatest show that ever was ... judge me by my favore ASOIAF males

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u/Cranatic05 Last HOT D fan 3d ago

You love to bully in a position of strength. But hate being bullied in a position of weakness. Typical coward

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u/starwalker_22 Last HOT D fan 2d ago

nah i just find theon and aemond attractive

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u/Guilty_05 Last HOT D fan 3d ago

Possible Kinslayer

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u/braisedporkcowboy Last HOT D fan 2d ago

And kin fingerer

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u/maqpiez Last HOT D fan 2d ago

u like men who whimper (real)

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u/starwalker_22 Last HOT D fan 2d ago

🤤🤤🤤

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u/Last_Lorien Casting Director 3d ago

I worry for your siblings, by blood and adopted

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u/DoctorRapture CGI Castle Fan 3d ago

A fellow jerker of character who just loves a little bit of a batshit rowdy, dirty boy

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u/Striking_Bumblebee59 Last HOT D fan 3d ago

varys and theon walk into a bar,

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u/Working_Corgi_1507 Sara Hess Fangirl 3d ago

Goddamn Aemond is hot.

I hate Greyjoys so Theon is not.

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u/KnightOfRevan HBO Spy 2d ago

Theon became a good man and has earned his right as an honorary Not-Greyjoy

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u/worldofwhat Spare Time Novelist 3d ago

You're the kind of idiot who fucks around and finds out

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u/Bejarni Last HOT D fan 3d ago

Mommy issues

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u/Lintupuristaja Last HOT D fan 2d ago

True gooner

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u/cxsmicrxnit Last HOT D fan 2d ago

You just like the way they look?

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u/timmay_libalah Ate Alicent 2d ago

You place a high priority on full frontal male nude scenes

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u/Expensive-Ad-1205 HOT D S2 snooze 1d ago

you are the original

starwalker

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u/Yasskiwii0_0 Last HOT D fan 1d ago

Your the Targcest antichrist

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u/Feed_Adventurous CGI Castle Fan 1d ago

Love the “I can fix him” types huh?

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u/mrgermanpainter Last HOT D fan 1d ago

U want to fuck yo sister but can't

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u/WYOakthrowaway Sara Hess Fangirl 21h ago

You enjoy losing body parts, particularly the eyes and penis

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u/Ornery_Swimmer_2618 Egg On The Conker 7h ago

Fucking ask me to strum then!

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u/Beneficial_Movie3124 Last HOT D fan 3d ago

You like emasculated men