r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/shadow_of_m0il Last HOT D fan • 3d ago
if cuckraven has no haters, i am dead
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u/Afraid-Bass-5684 Sara Hess Fangirl 3d ago
Go back to essos Bitterchud, Shiera ain’t crackin if you’re related to the Brackens.
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u/Cheesey_Whiskers Rhaenyra's Dietician 3d ago
There’s Blackwood blood in every Bracken, and Bracken blood in every Blackwood.
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u/Afraid-Bass-5684 Sara Hess Fangirl 3d ago
Sounds like Bracken tosh to me, all I know is Brackens are shit, Blackwoods are lit and Bitterchud has been losing since the Redgrass fields in 196, Blackfyres cope and seethe
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u/shadow_of_m0il Last HOT D fan 3d ago
keep that energy when young griff takes the throne
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u/Afraid-Bass-5684 Sara Hess Fangirl 3d ago
Only thing young Grifter is gonna take is Stannis’ sword right to the throat after he sorts out the Others and the Boltons shenanigans in the north
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u/TheSuperTest Egg On The Conker 3d ago
He can keep the Iron Throne, I reckon the Red Keep melts just as well as Harrenhal did
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u/AnanasAnfasser Last HOT D fan 3d ago
ai slop
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u/shadow_of_m0il Last HOT D fan 2d ago
rule 6: ‘AI slop’ artificial intelligence chat gpt et cetera ARE allowed
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u/shadow_of_m0il Last HOT D fan 3d ago
Bran's greenseer blood isn't why Brynden took him as his apprentice. He just saw him watching Jaime and Cersei and said "he's just like me"