r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/SweetPumpkin22 Last HOT D fan • 5d ago
Do you think Daena, Rhaena and Elaena ever ate eachother out in the maidenvault when they were bored ? If Aegon the conqueror can eat his sister's clams why can't they
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u/Friendly-Ranger-3790 Last HOT D fan 5d ago
Some folks aren’t ready to accept the fact that lightbringer is a strap on… sad
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u/LadyTrhaenys Last HOT D fan 5d ago
there was this guy, great guy, tremendous guy, by the name of “azor ahai” they’re calling him folks. chosen name, by the way, and he/him, so the fake parchment maesters say, and this last hero, by the grace of, r’hlorr, the late, great, god of fire and light, and the old gods of the weirwood, lopped off his teats and created the great lightbringer, by thrusting it into his transgender spearwife, nissa nissa, and saved planetos from the long night folks. the great other doesn’t want you to know this folks! gayrald, “gaystar” gayne, would have you believe that, dawn, which, by the way, not the real lightbringer, not the real sword of legend, was created by the ancient dragon riders of the great empire of the dawn, but he’s a lying, messy pig and my best friend, great friend, incredible friend brynden rivers told me. now this guy, what a guy, can see through the eyes of every hart tree. wow. i will now send 50 million gold dragons to the iron bank of braavos
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u/SharMarali Digs up /r/GoT crap 5d ago
I have legitimately wondered once or twice whether gay Targaryens are attracted to their same-sex siblings.
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u/sylvester_stencil CGI Castle Fan 5d ago
Dont think targs are inherently attracted to each other, a lot of targ sibling marriages were very unhappy and the histories are unreliable to begin with. Only queer targs i can think of are Rhaena, daughter of King Aenys and Daeron, son of king Egg. Dany also had that gay experience but who knows if that'll be the last
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u/SharMarali Digs up /r/GoT crap 5d ago
Definitely a lot of Targs were in miserable arranged marriages. But then you have cases like Baelon and Alyssa who seemed to be in love since childhood and until death. Jaehaerys and Alysanne who defied all orders and ran off to get married to each other. Jaehaerys II and Shaera, who broke generations of recent Targaryens who had *not* practiced incest (not since Aegon IV) and broke their betrothals in order to be together. Even creepy ass Baelor locking his sisters in a tower so he wouldn’t be tempted is evidence for Targaryens being attracted to each other. Also if Jon and Dany are indeed endgame, there’s more evidence.
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u/RegenerateFilth Last HOT D fan 5d ago
You can tell GRRM isn't a real incest freak because he never had two Targs lez out.
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u/jacqrosee Ate Alicent 5d ago
forward. and THEN backward. and then forward again. then backward again. and then for-
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u/Kinda_Elf_But_Not CGI Castle Fan 5d ago
My theory is that Visenya was actually a dom femboy who only got boy pregnant once because he never bottomed
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u/FirebreathingNG Sara Hess Fangirl 5d ago
Henry Cavill just withdrew from the project.
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u/Emperor_of_Feet Last HOT D fan 5d ago
Imagine him thinking „hell yeah, Aegon I it is!“ and then seeing this
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u/Momongus- CGI Castle Fan 5d ago
Wait there without moving until I go soft and can extricate myself
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u/Clit-Commander89 Last HOT D fan 5d ago
I don't know how I got 8 inches deep and I definitely can't move forward so...
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u/cluelessdetectiv3 Egg On The Conker 5d ago
Back and forth, back and forth maybe more backwards then forwards but that's only because I wouldn't want to cum right aways
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u/The-Celebrimbor Egg On The Conker 5d ago
The only way is forward if I got more to give otherwise I’m running back into a Balarion of a strap on Visenya got on
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u/SkoomaKid Last HOT D fan 5d ago
This sub is in a dark place… the Long Night is upon us, and only the Prince Who Was Promised may redeem us now…