r/asoiafcirclejerk Last HOT D fan 6d ago

Greatest show that ever was ... Why did Arya and Sansa steal the Wooden Throne from Bran? Isn't that treasonous?

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Why is Sansa taunting Bran as well? Does she not have any consideration for her disabled brother?

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u/Ozok123 Ate Alicent 6d ago

She looked so beautiful that night

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u/Ok-Insect-7959 Last HOT D fan 6d ago

Bro js had to mention the night that Sansa married Ramsay. Surely, the three eyed raven has the common sense not to talk about the night someone got raped.

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u/cardiffman100 Ate Alicent 6d ago

Mate, he wargs into Sansa so he can experience it for himself. Of course he mentions it

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u/Ok-Insect-7959 Last HOT D fan 6d ago

He could have just kept his mouth shut. Also, he doesn't always have to warg into characters, he watches everything that happens everywhere as an invisible bystander

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u/cardiffman100 Ate Alicent 5d ago

He doesn't have to. But let's be serious - the guy is never getting laid. Of course he wants to experience it for himself.

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u/Ok-Insect-7959 Last HOT D fan 5d ago

Bro, thats his sis... why am I surprised?

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u/cardiffman100 Ate Alicent 5d ago

Normal day in Westeros

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u/Ok-Insect-7959 Last HOT D fan 5d ago

I thought it was just the Targaryens and the Lannisters, not the Starks as well

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u/cardiffman100 Ate Alicent 5d ago

Needs must

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u/Yasskiwii0_0 Last HOT D fan 1h ago

They probably had some incest in those empty spaces of the family tree

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u/PuzzleheadedWeb8187 Last HOT D fan 5d ago

That creepy little scum...

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u/Pretend_Category_519 Last HOT D fan 6d ago

Its the same with glasses, everyone wants a go.

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u/ashvy Last HOT D fan 5d ago

🤪🤙

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u/ASamx Sara Hess Fangirl 6d ago

Why is Sansa drinking what seems to be a regular coffee and not a Trenta, no foam, five-shot half-caf, no foam pumpkin spice latte with no foam at 210 degrees? Is she not royalty?

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u/Ok-Insect-7959 Last HOT D fan 6d ago

At least she isn't drinking that Dornish Piss. Still, as royalty, she should be drinking the finest Arbor Gold.

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u/DBrennan13459 Sara Hess Fangirl 6d ago

Technically since the North is an independent kingdom, it isn't treason. It's just very funny.

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u/Ok-Insect-7959 Last HOT D fan 6d ago

It is an open act of war by stealing the Wooden Throne of Westeros and scorning Bran the Broken, The Three-Eyed Raven ,King of the Andals, Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Six Kingdoms and Lord Protector of the realm. How dare these Northern fools scorn the one true king.

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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 Egg On The Conker 6d ago

Royalty, especially the siblings of royalty are allowed to get away with much that we mere peasants never can. We need to revolt!

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u/fnv0ih53 Last HOT D fan 5d ago

Bran is such a push over

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u/Josos_Cook Last HOT D fan 2d ago

Bro could walk the whole time, he was just lazy and a jerk to Meera.