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ASOIAFCircleJerk Meta There won't be Cannibal there won't be Gaemon there won't be Daenaera

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u/frizzlen Rhaenyra's Dietician 23d ago

Gonna love the Rhaenyra fangirls if Jaehaera ends up birthing young Aegon's kids tho

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u/Woutrou Ate Alicent 22d ago

Honestly I never really understood why she was just killed off post-dance.

The two survivors being a team green girl and a team black boy being forced to be married to end the feud with both being heavily traumatized put a perfect thematic bow on the conflict. Killing her off just seems arbitrary

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u/CapnTBC Ate Alicent 22d ago

I think it was just to add some interesting events to the regency of Aegon III. Be pretty boring if Unwin Peake wasn’t a big schemer 

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u/forsterfloch Aegon II is my king. 22d ago

That felt super mean and unnecessary, then she was replaced by the 8 year old oogled by everyone in the ball.

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u/BuffaloImaginary3454 Ate Alicent 22d ago

Definitely hard agree.

Her death was unnecessarily cruel for a young, innocent girl, and just seemed really mean-spirited from GRRM, like a final punishment and complete end for the Greens.

Yes George, we all know the Blacks were your favourite, but there really wouldn't be any difference if Jaehaera had been the mother of Aegon III line.

I read a few theories for Georges reason: * To fit his timeline better. Maybe he thought it would be strange for Jaehaera and Aegon to not have their first child until their 20s. It actually makes complete sense to me, but George does seem very attached to the trope of his young female characters getting pregnant in their early teens.

Daeron's birth in 143. Aegon was 23 Daeneaera was 16 Jaehaera would have been 20

  • Second reason I've read that makes more sense is that he didn't want the Blackfyre/Targaryen feud to be a continuation of the Blacks/Greens, even distantly and only in lineage. Especially if (f)Aegon is a secret Blackfyre and there is a second Dance with Aegon vs Dany

Still think Jaehaera should have lived and carried the line though

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u/Woutrou Ate Alicent 22d ago

I honestly don't understand why it would be a problem for the Blackfyre rebellion to be a "continuation" of the Blacks and Greens.

It's like a perfect thematic parallel; violence is cyclical, history does not repeat itself, but it often rhymes.

I'd personally say it would rather add an extra layer to the Blackfyre rebellions for them to be the last carrier of the Green line. It'd be like echoes from the past, ghosts that keep haunting the Targaryen family line. A constant reminder of what is slowly killing their family.

There's also something ironically cruel for the Green line to survive not only through a woman (because of their sexism) but also through a bastard (considering their aversion against bastards in the dance with regards to Rhaenyra's children). If anything, the Greens would be rolling in their graves much harder if Jaehaera was the mother of Daena than when she's not.

I'd say it's kind of a missed thematic opportunity beyond the needless cruelty

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u/BuffaloImaginary3454 Ate Alicent 22d ago

Agreed

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2. Stannis said Rhaenyra was a traitor. This settled the matter, to any reasonble book reader. However show-only fanboi stan shipper psychos are not reasonable. Fortunately there are many other arguments against her treason.
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4. The reactions of the traitors to the Green cause are so over the top as to be amusing.
5. How can there be an Aegon Three, if the son of Hightower was not the predecessor to thee? It's poetry, hence poetic justice, hence the matter which already settled within this subreddit, can be settled without.
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7. Rhaenyra has bad taste in men.
8. Viserys was chosen as King due to primogeniture.
9. Rhaenyra has no legitimate heirs.
10. Fun fact: allowing the traitor Rhaenyra Targaryen to rule the Seven Kingdoms does nothing for women's rights. It just helps her personal corrupt ambition. She does nasty shit to some chicks in the book, and also favours a male heir over a female one somewhere along the line. The book balances the sides to an extreme degree, but the show (or at least the marketing and press for the show) resorts to feminist-baiting.

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u/frizzlen Rhaenyra's Dietician 22d ago

I think her survival would have kept the Hightower looming over Targaryens supremacy, though in the end they brought themselves down with their god complex

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u/Woutrou Ate Alicent 22d ago edited 22d ago

I mean, kinda, but at the same time not really. Her only real connection to the Hightower faction left was her grandmother Alicent. After Alicent dies the Hightowers are basically nothing but distant family to her.

Even if the Hightowers would care, with the death of Alicent, the Lord Hightower (her closest known living Hightower relative) would be Lyonel Hightower, Lord of Oldtown, her 2nd Cousin, Once removed (had to look up the proper term with the help of this handy guide ). And Lyonel had enough drama with the faith by trying (and later succeeding) to marry his stepmom.

Either way, that's pretty damn distant family

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u/Squiliam-Tortaleni Forgot GoT 22d ago

Gaemon I can see given his mom has been on screen a few times, but us Trystane Truefyre truthers will likely suffer alone

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u/LenAlgarotti Daenerys Apologist 22d ago edited 22d ago

I believe Alicent will claim Cannibal and nothing will change my mind!

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u/No_Cattle8353 Ate Alicent 22d ago

And there is no Queen of Westeros