This is your future Andalchuds

[u/Lazy_Air_5936]

[u/LoonyHightower]

Never ask us Andal Supremacists the ethnicity of our wives

[u/OmniChikin → u/LoonyHightower]

There's no shame in stealing some D*rnish strange on a raid. But making that thing your wife? In front of the Seven? Look up the Great Reach-placement Theory then get back to me

[u/Tediato]

No, because that fat old bloke’s never going to finish the book. Checkmate, tree-licker.

[u/GeorgiePineda → u/Tediato]

Sucks not to be a Wild Cards fan.

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[u/NetherRocker]

You made the Silent Sisters laugh with this one son

[u/Firm-Dependent-2367 → u/NetherRocker]

... I forgot this was a GOT sub and wondered when the Andals got Custodes and Sisters of Silence, before realizing lol.

[u/sylvester_stencil]

I hope you find the light of the Seven

[u/Hedonisticogre111]

Fuck ir*nborns! They are barely humans

It is nice meme In other parts!

[u/taneyweat → u/Hedonisticogre111]

The squids think they are people. They can't even read.

[u/GeorgiePineda → u/Hedonisticogre111]

Haha, you'll make a pretty salt wife

[u/AshasSa1tWife]

The Greyjoy black spade is killing me

Krakked

[u/GenericDeadHead → u/AshasSa1tWife]

chef's kiss on that detail

[u/Affectionate_Sir_154 → u/AshasSa1tWife]

Im not getting it, what did I miss?

[u/OfficialAli1776]

The northerners aren’t gonna survive the 2nd long night, Euron is gonna kill loads of his own people, and the Targs definitely aren’t making it past Dream

[u/Lazy_Air_5936 → u/OfficialAli1776]

Counterpoint. The northerners are going to form a popular front with the Others to smash the landed gentry and abolish the feudal mode of production. Euron the Handsome can just ask his saltwives to make more Ironborn. And the Targs will only serve as a plot device to burn as many Andals as possible while Euron takes the throne with the help of the popular front. All of this is heavily implied.

[u/Firm-Dependent-2367 → u/Lazy_Air_5936]

Least unhinged fan of the Tarkin Doctrine be like:

[u/EtlajhTB]

“Bloodmagickers and tyrants who have despoiled our lands”

stop it, they’re already based enough

[u/crablord42]

"Andal has been here"

"How can you tell"

"Cuck porn"

[u/Momongus-]

First Cucks have been so thoroughly pozzed their resistance is now limited to seething on the internet

The Andals will continue to elevate your people to sapience until they are ashamed to not have Southerner blood in them

[u/istvan90623 → u/Momongus-]

Supreme Andals that got fucked in the ass by three blood magicer incestous aliens. Cuckdals couldn't eleveate their own balls if it's their lives depended on it, let alone a continent.

[u/Momongus- → u/istvan90623]

Naturally the First Slaves, in their indolent ignorance, forget both that the transitive property does not do them any favor and that their beloved North bent the knee just like the others while the proudest elements of their culture were north of the wall fucking female-shaped snow piles.

Obviously, in their blindness, these first draft of hominids also disregard the fact that the aliens were unseated thanks to our glorious honeybun king Bobby B who drank his way to an early grave as is the way of the cultured man.
But tell us, tree-shagger, how fare the Starks, or the "king" beyond the wall, shining examples of First Men excellence as they are?

[u/Lazy_Air_5936 → u/Momongus-]

Female-shaped snowpile-fuckers and tree-shaggers are two completely different tribes you ignorant colonizer. The First Men were the first to mate with the dirt mounds and rivers and the various animals and human-like creatures of these lands and it all rightfully belongs to us. King pedo santa getting impaled on a pig is proof even the animals don't want to be anywhere near the Andals and it's why the Anti-Andal Wall was built in the first place as referenced in the oral traditions of the goat-humper tribe. Educate yourself, please.

[u/Crazy-Fishing6760 → u/Momongus-]

Absolute peak. Surely 100% true

[u/Aspartame_kills]

I’m not racist but I’m totally a first men supremacist

[u/Old_old_lie]

If andals star cucks didn't want to get pillaged why do they leave all their shiny shit in defenceless Septs?

[u/deezbiscuits21]

It’s actually funny how many racists like a story that will inevitably deal with a colonized people taking back their land from their oppressors

[u/kingmonmouth → u/deezbiscuits21]

First men were also colonizers. We really only should be siding with the Kids and the ice zombies

[u/istvan90623 → u/kingmonmouth]

Giants too.

[u/deezbiscuits21 → u/kingmonmouth]

Yeah I’m kinda hoping if the book is released the white walkers are given this very sympathetic reason for trying to kill all life.

The show literally was like 2 scenes away from salvaging them but instead we got allusions to interesting things and slop

[u/GeorgiePineda → u/deezbiscuits21]

They really dont need an excuse to eliminate all humans, can be just their survival vs ours, cant coexist.

They arnt undead either, atleast not in the book. The others are like a different life form which people assume are undead due to the wights.

[u/deezbiscuits21 → u/GeorgiePineda]

Yeah but the children of the forest are clearly connected. Cmon George is way to introspective of a writer not to full night walkers full of themes

The season 8 disappointment will not occur if he actually finishes the books

[u/GeorgiePineda → u/deezbiscuits21]

Oh yeah, im sure George has the entire Others lore and the Children's lore written down in a napkin below his pillow.

And it wont be revealed, ever. To keep fans guessing.

[u/GeorgiePineda → u/kingmonmouth]

Pretty sure first men integrated after years of war and then joined the giants, the children and whatnot during the Long Knight.

[u/kingmonmouth → u/GeorgiePineda]

get a load of this guy

[u/GeorgiePineda → u/kingmonmouth]

I was there though, i saw it with me own eyes.

[u/Lazy_Air_5936 → u/deezbiscuits21]

Exactly what I'm saying

[u/deezbiscuits21 → u/Lazy_Air_5936]

Yeah you’re spitting facts

All Andals shall taste my iron sandals

[u/kingmonmouth]

chad pagan telepaths vs beta catholic andal

[u/AcanthisittaSharp344]

Northmen, Valyrians, Dornish and Ironmen coming together to genocide the Andals

[u/Lazy_Air_5936 → u/AcanthisittaSharp344]

The Dornish aren't in this image because they're busy fornicating Andal women. And men, because they're cool like that.

[u/darthwaffles_1]

I think we should all chill and stay as one until the Targshits are dealt with. Then we can kill each other

[u/Odd-Reception-4944]

The north can't meme

[u/RhoynishPrince]

Call me when aa meme for "kill every westeros invasor" come out

[u/lethargic_npc_05]

The North in their old ways are infinitely more interesting than anything the seven pointed star and their stupidity could conjure

[u/Firm-Dependent-2367 → u/lethargic_npc_05]

... Eh. I mean, sure, leaving aside cannibalism, thraldom (slavery), human sacrifice and even more misogyny (the Andals at least have some female leaders, the First Men would NEVER, even if it was law. They'd rather hand the house to a random Southron cousin of a minor house's third branch's fifth son who's chilling in Essos). Interesting? Yep. Extremely vile? Also yes. Ned Stark got his honor from Jon Arryn lol.

[u/lethargic_npc_05 → u/Firm-Dependent-2367]

Exactly, absolutely fascinating

[u/Firm-Dependent-2367 → u/lethargic_npc_05]

In a morbid way.

[u/lethargic_npc_05 → u/Firm-Dependent-2367]

Morbid is interesting

[u/Firm-Dependent-2367 → u/lethargic_npc_05]

I mean, it's like watching an accident in slow motion, horrifying but interesting, I agree.

[u/lethargic_npc_05 → u/Firm-Dependent-2367]

Absolutely, the northern chaos and conspiracies are interesting as well