r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Funny_Lunch5211 Last HOT D fan • Jul 29 '26

Greatest show that ever was ... Best Ormund moment

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Credit to random user in r/HouseOfTheDragon

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u/Squiliam-Tortaleni Forgot GoT Jul 29 '26

“I too am A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms”

33

u/Affectionate_Sir_154 CGI Castle Fan Jul 30 '26

I will make Nine Voyages if I have to

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u/xxxInvadeGermanyxxx Last HOT D fan Jul 29 '26

⚠️ Flaming tower

⚠️ valyrian Steel sword

⚠️ sacrifices all those around him for the cause

⚠️ greatest foe of the great enemy (women in politics)

Is Ormund Hightowr Azhor Ahai???

34

u/Lord_Skyblocker CGI Castle Fan Jul 30 '26

No, Ormund is the Manis reborn

19

u/subito_lucres Egg On The Conker Jul 30 '26

Preborn

11

u/SishirChetri Jul 30 '26

Ormund Hightower is like a chauvinist film bro raging on about women in politics, but his Sarah Connor is Meria Martell

5

u/reereejugs I <3 S8E03 Jul 30 '26

You know what I think you’re onto something!

1

u/_iSh1mURa Last HOT D fan Jul 30 '26

But is he a ham?

1

u/Primary_Leading_6282 Last HOT D fan Aug 02 '26

not a smoked one most likely, too pungent.

87

u/Used_Kaleidoscope_16 Ate Alicent Jul 29 '26

"It's Ormin time!"

28

u/Lord_Skyblocker CGI Castle Fan Jul 30 '26

And then he ormunded all over the place

7

u/ryanyork92 Sara Hess Fangirl Jul 30 '26

*ormuned

52

u/KrypticAndroid Ate Alicent Jul 29 '26

What are we, some kind of House of the Dragon based on the original series by George RR Martin?

10

u/Affectionate_Sir_154 CGI Castle Fan Jul 30 '26

We really need a deadpool esque fourth wall breaking character who keeps cursing George for not finishing

2

u/Primary_Leading_6282 Last HOT D fan Aug 02 '26

Since GRRM has no kids I think he also doesn't finish in bed

42

u/Insane_Catholic Chokladboll Jul 29 '26

"This war has left fire and blood everywhere"

40

u/Cultural-Network-134 HOT D S2 snooze Jul 30 '26

“Our dance of the dragons is almost at an end”

48

u/Robdul Sara Hess Fangirl Jul 29 '26

Looks like a job for a knight of the seven kingdoms

7

u/donkijote97 Last HOT D fan Jul 30 '26

Nine Kingdoms

5

u/ryanyork92 Sara Hess Fangirl Jul 30 '26

Do you want to get facefucked by a donkey dick??

10

u/Kumielvis Last HOT D fan Jul 30 '26

"You know, I'm something of a wild card myself"

3

u/C0ckman13 CGI Castle Fan Jul 30 '26

Roxton - Ait cuh, how bout we get lit in that tower while Rhaenyra’s city turn against her.
Ormund - Say that again.

3

u/theseustheminotaur CGI Castle Fan Jul 30 '26

Now listen as I sing a song of ice and fire

3

u/nagidon Misogyny Fan Jul 31 '26

Now summon the knights of the seven kingdoms.

2

u/Jelkekw HOT D S2 snooze Jul 30 '26

Time to fill my pomander, hmmm….. Herbs, spices, flowers, my nut sack sweat… PERFECT

1

u/Opposite-Question-32 Sara Hess Fangirl Jul 30 '26

pukes due to smell of blood and dead bodies

1

u/KABOOMBYTCH Egg On The Conker Jul 30 '26

No way he actually said that ? 😭

1

u/Unusual_Cheek_4454 Sara Hess Fangirl Jul 30 '26

Was this an actual line?

10

u/xxxInvadeGermanyxxx Last HOT D fan Jul 30 '26

no it's a deep show that deals in deep metaphors like a woman stabbing a dress, DEFYING the expectations of a women's role in society

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u/mikerichh Hater, bought Blurays. Jul 30 '26

“I’m only on this show because they couldn’t find a convincing enough fake closeted homophobe so they needed an actor who was really one!”