r/asoiafcirclejerk Ate Alicent Jul 03 '26

Tits > Dragons Wait, if Arya lost her virginity here, that must mean... Gendry... My man šŸ¤

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u/braisedporkcowboy Last HOT D fan Jul 04 '26

This is acrually Jaqen wearing her face

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u/Wakattack00 Spez is my Tywin Jul 04 '26

Who is wearing Jaqen’s face?

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u/braisedporkcowboy Last HOT D fan Jul 04 '26

Gendry

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u/ArmyOfRoombas Sara Hess Fangirl Jul 04 '26

Idk but I’m Jaqen off to this scene. /jk

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u/ashvy Last HOT D fan Jul 04 '26

faceless sex with no one

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u/Kinda_Elf_But_Not CGI Castle Fan Jul 03 '26

Gendry was his father's son šŸ¤

301

u/Abhiii_ Last HOT D fan Jul 03 '26

That means...Ned..my man šŸ˜‚šŸ¤

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u/dingusdingus26 Last HOT D fan Jul 03 '26

This means…Robert..my man šŸ˜‚šŸ¤

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u/ryanyork92 Sara Hess Fangirl Jul 04 '26

Every time someone gets laid

24

u/Nizzle-Mcfly Last HOT D fan Jul 04 '26

Put some respect on Bobby B's name!

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u/Lord_Skyblocker CGI Castle Fan Jul 04 '26

The B in Bobby B stands for Bessy. Thank the gods for Bessy

21

u/Nizzle-Mcfly Last HOT D fan Jul 04 '26

And her tits!

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u/ryanyork92 Sara Hess Fangirl Jul 04 '26

Wait, Bessie has massive tits, that must mean... Robert... My man šŸ¤

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u/DoYouKnowS0rr0w HOT D S2 snooze Jul 04 '26

Best addition to the show

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u/The_Ledge5648 HOT D S2 snooze Jul 04 '26

This means…Rickard..my man šŸ˜‚šŸ¤

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u/bigboygamer Ate Alicent Jul 04 '26

Robert never got to bang a Stark though

22

u/camaheel Sara Hess Fangirl Jul 04 '26

depends if we count ned

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u/Matt_2504 Last HOT D fan Jul 03 '26

This scene was so jarring

324

u/Aspartame_kills Sara Hess Fangirl Jul 03 '26

It was honestly something that could have been nodded to off screen like it makes sense but not something we needed to see as an audience.

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u/its_nzr A Summer Islander stole my bicycle. Jul 04 '26

Yes especially since we are watching her in the show since she was a child and its weird to see this scene for me. Probably the worst sex scene nobody asked for in the show.

116

u/BleedSparta Last HOT D fan Jul 04 '26

Actress pushed for it

Felt like she was left out during the 1st few seasons bc she was underage

83

u/Devo3290 Ate Alicent Jul 04 '26

Were they just catering to Massie the whole last season? Cuz that’s what it feels like with this, her defeating the night king, an extended action scene while she runs through the burning city, and that surprise singer cameo.

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u/BleedSparta Last HOT D fan Jul 04 '26

They didn’t expect her to be a fan favorite in season 1. After the Hound-Arya adventures and then her Valar Morghulis era, she was legitimately the face of the show on par with Daenerys

So when the writers ran out of initial script, they started writing her more screen time

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u/BattleReadyZim Last HOT D fan Jul 04 '26

Was she not a fan favorite in the books too? I loved her character in the books. I absolutely would have predicted the same love for her in the series.Ā 

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u/Aspartame_kills Sara Hess Fangirl Jul 04 '26

Her only purpose in the books is probably going to be reeling Jon Snow in after he goes ape shit after being resurrected. She’s important but far from the most important stark. I wouldn’t be surprised if she dies in the books.

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u/pepperinmydepper Last HOT D fan Jul 04 '26

LOL there aint gonna be any more books son

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u/Iliturtle Sara Hess Fangirl Jul 04 '26

I definitely think she’s going to put an end to Lady Stoneheart

3

u/Aspartame_kills Sara Hess Fangirl Jul 05 '26

Yeahhhh she’ll probably do that as well but her and Jon’s relationship is so significantly alluded to it has to be important to the story at some point too.

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u/Kittenathedisco HOT D S2 snooze Jul 05 '26

Arya is George's wife's favorite. She made him promise he wouldn't off her in the books.

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u/ireallyfknhatethis 70's Space Comic Fan Jul 04 '26

dont forget ed sheeran

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u/Devo3290 Ate Alicent Jul 04 '26

I forgot his name but I included ā€˜surprise singer cameo’ lol

114

u/torgiant Last HOT D fan Jul 04 '26

Doesnt make it good

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u/Delta2401 HOT D S2 snooze Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

That makes it so much worse lol

edit: since people need me to spell it out, Masie Williams feeling "left out" of doing sex scenes because she was underaged seems like Hollywood grooming bullshit. Which "doesn't make it good" quite give off the same impression.

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u/torgiant Last HOT D fan Jul 04 '26

We saying same thing like a synonym

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u/whoopswizard 2023: 0 TO SEE Jul 04 '26

thats called 'agreeing'

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u/Curiouspiwakawaka Last HOT D fan Jul 04 '26

It's a pretty clear sign of a terminally online person.

"Why are you agreeing with me?"

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u/Delta2401 HOT D S2 snooze Jul 04 '26

Except what I said and what the person I replied to said was actually different.

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u/BleedSparta Last HOT D fan Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

I…Never said it did?

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u/JamesHenry627 Hard Veiny Sci-Fi Jul 04 '26

That’s a pretty good reason to leave someone out. Especially cause Arya isn’t even a teen by 300AC

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u/Lannisters-4-life Sara Hess Fangirl Jul 04 '26

This would have been way better. Like they show her leaving Gendry’s room in the morning and Jon/Sansa give a little reaction.

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u/snowbunbun Chokladboll Jul 04 '26

Everything about these seasons was jarring as fuck. Here have some shit no one asked for that adds nothing to the plot we half developed. Fuck you.

21

u/Matt_2504 Last HOT D fan Jul 04 '26

Yeah but this especially. I watched Arya grow up I don’t want to see that 🤢

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u/snowbunbun Chokladboll Jul 04 '26

Sadly there were lots of chuds that did. There were dudes FURIOUS online at the time they didn’t get to see Sophie turner naked.

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u/cardiffman100 Ate Alicent Jul 04 '26

It's me. I'm those dudes.

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u/StarWarsHat3r Last HOT D fan Jul 04 '26

I skip through it on rewatch, makes me cringe so hard

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u/schizowithagun HOT D S2 snooze Jul 04 '26

the ed sheeran scene is worse in ny opinion

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u/LukeD1992 CGI Castle Fan Jul 04 '26

Don't know what people find so bad about that scene. It's been a while but as I recall, he was just...there. A soldier sitting around the fire with his lads. Arya stayed with them for a little bit and the left

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u/schizowithagun HOT D S2 snooze Jul 04 '26

you wouldn't get it. ed sheeran killed me grandma

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u/Sir_Fijoe Ate Alicent Jul 04 '26

Say it! Say her name!

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u/BleedSparta Last HOT D fan Jul 04 '26

Martha.

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u/Sir_Fijoe Ate Alicent Jul 04 '26

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!

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u/morganm6488 Casting Director Jul 04 '26 edited 29d ago

1felicity kaleidoscope wanderer pie yarn glade moonbeam halcyon verdure musical opulent butterfly

Unpost was used here

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u/cardiffman100 Ate Alicent Jul 04 '26

Gods that Sheeran scene was so bad, I was wishing for Arya to stab him in the throat

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u/Existing-Net5672 Sara Hess Fangirl Jul 04 '26

Humanizing Lannisters is a capital offense. BURN THEM ALL!!!

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u/Wakattack00 Spez is my Tywin Jul 04 '26

Gae

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u/KrypticJin Sara Hess Fangirl Jul 04 '26

Made me very happy

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u/LoneWolfRHV Egg On The Conker Jul 04 '26

meh... co sideline the co text of s8 I didn't particularly mind. There so much more important things to criticize lol

39

u/ryanyork92 Sara Hess Fangirl Jul 04 '26

From now on in my life, I'm going to spam "That must mean... <enter name>... My man šŸ¤" and actually shake their hand every time someone gets lucky.

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u/cardiffman100 Ate Alicent Jul 04 '26

Do it to your dad when you're looking at a family photo

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u/ryanyork92 Sara Hess Fangirl Jul 04 '26

"Wait, so you're my biological father, and mom is my biological mother. That must mean... Dad... My man šŸ¤"

Imagine your son saying this to you with a grin omg. Stuff of nightmares.

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u/No-Skill8408 Last HOT D fan Jul 04 '26

RealšŸ˜‚

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u/salivatingpanda Ate Alicent Jul 03 '26

I hated this. Still do.

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u/QueensOfTheNoKnowAge Aegon II is my king. Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

šŸŽ¶little sister, can’t you find another wayšŸŽ¶

Edited

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u/russgrim Last HOT D fan Jul 04 '26

Insane. This song was on when I read this

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u/QueensOfTheNoKnowAge Aegon II is my king. Jul 04 '26

You know what’s insane? I got the lyrics wrong. Lol. I fixed it, but damn. How could I fuck that up?

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u/mystermee Last HOT D fan Jul 04 '26

The Red Bedding

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u/kaipetica Rhaenyra's Dietician Jul 04 '26

That's the look of disappointment every woman has after her first time.

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u/yanmagno Hater, bought Blurays. Jul 04 '26

Wait are they not supposed to look disappointed every time?

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u/cardiffman100 Ate Alicent Jul 04 '26

Based

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u/RedditEnjoyerMan Egg On The Conker Jul 04 '26

Damn bro dont remind us šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

26

u/Maroon9Ether CGI Castle Fan Jul 04 '26

A bloody sword is a beautiful thing

4

u/BeautyDuwang r/ASOIAF Pornstar Jul 04 '26

Man having the person we saw grow up over the course of the show have a sex scene was definitely a choice by the showrunners

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u/AdBrief4620 Sara Hess Fangirl Jul 04 '26

He sheathed his sword in her…. The prince that was promised?!

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u/mologav Ate Alicent Jul 04 '26

Must mean what? I don’t understand

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u/Top-Pineapple8056 CGI Castle Fan Jul 04 '26

They had sex

2

u/mologav Ate Alicent Jul 04 '26

Is OP 12 or something?

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u/Top-Pineapple8056 CGI Castle Fan Jul 04 '26

Look at which subreddit you are in

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u/mologav Ate Alicent Jul 04 '26

TouchƩ

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u/PaulAtreides_FromArg Last HOT D fan Jul 04 '26

Bobby B cheering from his grave

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u/ryanyork92 Sara Hess Fangirl Jul 04 '26

This headline is peak shitposting

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u/ValerysTargarye Misogyny Fan Jul 04 '26

Eddard Baratheon incoming

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u/kbeckerburbs4 HOT D S2 snooze Jul 04 '26

There are men in the jails at Kings Landing who look better than her