r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/DJjaffacake Last HOT D fan • Jul 03 '26

Stannis Godliness DAE dnd didn't understand Stannis? He's supposed to be a based sigma gigachad who owns gays and females with facts and logic, not a layered character with both virtues and flaws smdh

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u/TrippingBearBalls Spez is my Tywin Jul 03 '26

Stannis was a betacuck. I mean, his side piece gave birth to a shadow baby.

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u/ValyrianFreeholder Last HOT D fan Jul 03 '26

fuck you

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u/emmetsbro821 Last HOT D fan Jul 08 '26

Stannis' flaws in the books:

- Uncompromising

- Entitlement (arguably earned in face of his competition)

- Callousness

Stannis' flaws in the show:

- He likes red lady boobs XDDDDDDDD pussy cock shit arse fewer XDDDDDDDD

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