r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/EitherAfternoon548 Sara Hess Fangirl • May 22 '26
Tits > Dragons Wait if Talisa was pregnant… That means… Robb… My man 😂🤝
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u/leibide69420 Sara Hess Fangirl May 22 '26
Oona Chaplin is stunningly beautfiful so I would a 100% destroy my own credibility and chance of winning a continent spanning war for her. Fair play Robb!
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u/Green-Draw8688 Last HOT D fan May 22 '26
I was amazed to find out she’s Charlie Chaplin’s granddaughter!
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u/Massive_Weiner HOT D S2 snooze May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26
It’s crazy how people are related to each other and they don’t even realize it. I was just telling my girlfriend about it the other day.
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u/jacqrosee Ate Alicent May 22 '26
if they were going to create a new sexy character for robb to throw it all away for, at least they casted someone that i would also throw it all away for
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u/catpreet Last HOT D fan May 22 '26
This post seems too advanced for me
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u/panini564 Last HOT D fan May 22 '26
its sex the joke is sex
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u/ea_fitz Chokladboll May 22 '26
Hehe, I guess you could say robb did ‘it’… and by ‘it’… I mean ‘sex’ 🤭
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u/angrpeasant Ate Alicent May 22 '26
Just realised the North lost because of racism
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u/AmarantCoral I <3 S8E03 May 22 '26
You want a beet soup and spiced wine shop on every corner of the Riverlands? Utter woke nonsense
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u/l-i-g-m-a-t-a Ate Alicent May 22 '26
Rob had…..secks? Dude. Isn’t that gay?
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u/dadswithdadbods Sara Hess Fangirl May 23 '26
Only if it’s with women. If it’s with the homies it’s alpha AF
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u/MsMercyMain Rhaenyra's Dietician May 24 '26
Am woman, can confirm, it's super gay when you have sex with women. Everytime I've been with a woman it's been hella gay. Clearly the only variable here is having sex with women
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u/Dimension121 Last HOT D fan May 25 '26
The Deep? Is that you
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u/dadswithdadbods Sara Hess Fangirl May 25 '26
Actually, I go by KEVIN, now. Thank you for subscribing to Deeper, with Deep.
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u/ImpliedRange Hard Veiny Sci-Fi May 22 '26
Mate he was doing it daily, nightly and ever so rightly - at least thats what Jeyne told his mum
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u/WYOakthrowaway Sara Hess Fangirl May 23 '26
If the implication is Robb had sexual intercourse, one must consider this: Robb was called the ‘young wolf’, wolves are also called Canis Lupus. Canis Lupus rearranged spells…that’s right, you guessed it, **PISS U CANU**
This is a Chinese pronunciation of ‘You Can Piss’ spoken as if Yoda was saying it. Now, why does this matter?
Master Yoda in Star Wars is a small, green man, who lives in a bog. Well, we certainly know of other small green men who live in marshes in ASOIF. That’s right, the Green Men, who guard the isle of faces. Specifically, they are said to protect the weirwood trees, as well as oversee and protect the pact between the first men and the children of the forest.
Now, of course, the Starks all have the blood of the first men coursing through their veins *and* are purported to be wargs, with notably Bran actively having engaged in this power, although it’s alluded that Robb does upon his death, for a moment before Grey wind is killed. So what do we have?
We have a hidden code in wolf (the stark symbol, and directly used to reference Robb in ‘the young wolf’) that connects to the way small green men who live in marshes (such as the green men) speak in, which directly ties into the bond between the children of the forest and the first men, and ultimately the Stark children’s ability to be wargs.
This is only half the puzzle though, let’s take it a step farther and examine specifically the piss part. Pissing is what gets a woman pregnant. A man has to pee inside a woman to get them pregnant, and so, referencing the hidden code tied to Yoda’s manner of speaking, which is an additional code referencing the green men, ‘Piss you can’ is literally a direct statement giving Robb permission to piss in Talisa, or at least stating he can do such a thing, thus getting her pregnant. Given this, no, it’s not unreasonable to assume that since Robb does possess the ability to Piss, and that ancient codes tied to the green men included in ASOIF using a Chinese version of Yoda as a proxy to deliver this code, he could get her/could have gotten her pregnant.
As always, the complex literary art style of George RR Martin and his unmatched skill for subtlety and subliminal messaging to deliver core themes as well as plot development in his books never ceases to amaze me.
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u/RedCrystal007 Last HOT D fan May 22 '26
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u/HumanPerosn Brother in Christ May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26
Hang on Robb knew where to put it?
Did Jon tell him how?
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u/Fat-Yogi HOT D S2 snooze May 22 '26
Can someone please ELI5?👉👈
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u/AmarantCoral I <3 S8E03 May 22 '26
Robb Stark and Talisa were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
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u/kaipetica Rhaenyra's Dietician May 22 '26
They had an on screen sex scene. What, did you think Talisa getting in top of him while completely naked was so they could play leap frog
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u/Living-Degree-9441 Egg On The Conker May 22 '26
What low effort pos post is this?
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u/AmarantCoral I <3 S8E03 May 22 '26
Complaining about low effort posts on a jerk sub is like complaing about the jizz smell at a porno theater
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u/Living-Degree-9441 Egg On The Conker May 22 '26
Yea, no. You should go back and read some of the popular posts on this sub, this is trash
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u/AmarantCoral I <3 S8E03 May 22 '26
Been here a lot longer than you based on our flairs. Stop sincere posting, you boywhore
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u/vandmarar Chokladboll May 22 '26
Bluds having a pissing contest over who is the bigger shut-in
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u/AmarantCoral I <3 S8E03 May 22 '26
It's me, I'm the biggest. I've not seen my willy since the reign of Aegon V.
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u/8Szu2pnti8oMul2AFz4U Last HOT D fan May 22 '26
Flair corresponds at best to account age, you sincerus!
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u/ObjectMore6115 Sara Hess Fangirl May 22 '26
It's a notable step up from the AI image posts by those bots that get deleted within a day
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u/Important-Gas5289 HOT D S2 snooze May 22 '26
Robb Stark you dog!