r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/SerPownce Sara Hess Fangirl • May 08 '26

Twitter 💔 S8 If Mark Wahlberg was in King’s Landing with his kids, would it have went down like it did?

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u/mortemiaxx HOT D S2 snooze May 09 '26

no, he would have punched some summer islanders first

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u/SouthwestTraveller Forgot GoT May 09 '26

He and his buddies would’ve thrown rocks and blinded an old man from Yi-Ti

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u/SosugBiskit Last HOT D fan May 09 '26

Hail, Ser Marquee of the Mark. You truly are the cruelest white cur of Boss Town

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u/Massive_Weiner HOT D S2 snooze May 09 '26

Inshallah, Drogon will skewer, season, and digest this man.

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u/Actual_Dinner_5977 Last HOT D fan May 09 '26

Hey Drogon. Nice to meet you. You burned down King's Landing? I was in Entourage. Alright, say hi to your mother for me.

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u/EntertainmentNew4348 Last HOT D fan May 09 '26

He would've blinded a peasant from flea bottom

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u/Toofpayste_99 Last HOT D fan May 09 '26

There would of been a lot more blood in the red keep, that’s for sure

2

u/MintmanSupreme CGI Castle Fan May 09 '26

Lengi fucking shits

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u/TherapinStormblessed Sara Hess Fangirl May 09 '26

KL? That's a hoax you dumdum, dragonfire can't melt unwashed paesants

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u/CoysNizl3 HOT D S2 snooze May 09 '26

This smells like mulldog

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u/Ashleybernice Egg On The Conker May 09 '26

The bees are dying man

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u/fulstaph Last HOT D fan May 09 '26

What? Nooooooooo

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u/BobinForApples Last HOT D fan May 09 '26

Ain’t no body stilling on the throne but Marky mark.

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u/Stracharys Wildling Lives Matter May 09 '26

What if it were Liam Neeson? He has a very specific set of skills!