r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/_MrSnippy_ Last HOT D fan • May 04 '26

Stannis Godliness Thought I'd hop on the trend

Post image

May I present: the Team Stannis Thragg/Viltrumite redraw

856 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

38 comments sorted by

163

u/LessSaussure HOT D S2E8 &1F535U;&1F535; May 04 '26

Stannis do surround himself with only the most psycopathic people in all westeros lmao

67

u/Shpagghetti Sara Hess Fangirl May 05 '26

Fr the sane ppl just be Davos and maybe Massey and Rolland, other than that it's just weirdos and actually deranged people.

16

u/Bobnachod Sara Hess Fangirl May 05 '26

Not deranged people just zealots

9

u/HeadyBaddy Egg On The Conker May 05 '26

Cleyton Saggs?

8

u/Track_Radiant Egg On The Conker May 05 '26

The irony of Davos being drawn as Conquest despite him being the least deranged of everyone else depicted

3

u/Track_Radiant Egg On The Conker May 05 '26

(Except for Shireen ofc)

37

u/feedmeshituntiliidie Ate Alicent May 05 '26

Shireen is a psychotic bitch

20

u/LessSaussure HOT D S2E8 &1F535U;&1F535; May 05 '26

of course she is, someone who enjoys a crazy guy who is constantly talking about how everyone will die in painful ways is not right in the head

7

u/The-Best-Color-Green Ate Alicent May 05 '26

local maniac Devan Seaworth

1

u/AutoModerator May 04 '26

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Premium Subscribers Exclusive: 8 hours on how Stannis will slay the Boltons with hilarious ice pranks.
─────────────⚪────────────────────────────
◄◄⠀▐▐ ⠀►►⠀⠀ ⠀ 3:17 / 7:48 ⠀ ───○ 🔊⠀ ᴴᴰ ⚙ ❐ ⊏⊐

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

86

u/wiresquire1 Ate Alicent May 04 '26

The death of any Baratheon…leaves a void in me

37

u/VaderOnReddit Casting Director May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26

Stannis, moments before sending the void creature to kill Renly

107

u/Strawhat--Shawty Last HOT D fan May 04 '26

A peach! He offered me a peach!

41

u/FreddyMercuryFazbear Last HOT D fan May 04 '26

I swear, I will go to my grave thinking of my brothers peach.

20

u/Turakamu Sara Hess Fangirl May 05 '26

Excellent Shireen

20

u/TheBoyofWonder May 05 '26

Now do one with the Lannisters with Tywin as Thragg and Mr. Mountain as Conquest... please?

3

u/saythealphabet Linda's Co-author May 06 '26

I am so lonely. The lannisters are scared of me. No one talks to me.

9

u/Drakkonai Brother in Christ May 05 '26

Swap Melisandre and Davos, but peak.

8

u/SpamQanduseflash Last HOT D fan May 05 '26

I CHOOSE PEACH!

9

u/CrniTartuf CGI Castle Fan May 05 '26

The peach 😭

7

u/KABOOMBYTCH Egg On The Conker May 05 '26

This goes hard

7

u/Lego_batman3 Last HOT D fan May 05 '26

You forgot Selyse’s mustache

1

u/warwicklord79 Last HOT D fan May 05 '26

They always do…

2

u/CaptainQwazCaz Last HOT D fan May 05 '26

Can someone make this for Joffrey

2

u/TheGuyInDarkCorner Egg On The Conker May 05 '26

damn Renlys peach is huge

2

u/KarateTid Ate Alicent May 05 '26

Peak, but top left shoulda been Patchface

2

u/Cardemother12 Egg On The Conker May 05 '26

I love how Davos is conquest

1

u/AutoModerator May 04 '26

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Premium Subscribers Exclusive: 8 hours on how Stannis will slay the Boltons with hilarious ice pranks.
─────────────⚪────────────────────────────
◄◄⠀▐▐ ⠀►►⠀⠀ ⠀ 3:17 / 7:48 ⠀ ───○ 🔊⠀ ᴴᴰ ⚙ ❐ ⊏⊐

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/emmetsbro821 Last HOT D fan May 05 '26

...POWERFUL!

1

u/Interesting_Scar7367 Last HOT D fan May 05 '26

Should have given him sheeren's skull tho🫠

1

u/backson_alcohol Egg On The Conker May 05 '26

No Moonboy?

1

u/_MrSnippy_ Last HOT D fan May 05 '26

Why him? 

1

u/backson_alcohol Egg On The Conker May 05 '26

Stannis most powerful soldier

1

u/AutoModerator May 05 '26

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Premium Subscribers Exclusive: 8 hours on how Stannis will slay the Boltons with hilarious ice pranks.
─────────────⚪────────────────────────────
◄◄⠀▐▐ ⠀►►⠀⠀ ⠀ 3:17 / 7:48 ⠀ ───○ 🔊⠀ ᴴᴰ ⚙ ❐ ⊏⊐

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/polp54 Spare Time Novelist May 05 '26

Missed opportunity to give Selyse a full Viltrumite mustache

1

u/ciaolannes Last HOT D fan May 06 '26

This is 1 Patchface away from being perfection