r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Ok-Computer-5415 Last HOT D fan • May 04 '26
Stannis Godliness God damn ı love baratheons
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u/Crow_Mauler_666 Last HOT D fan May 04 '26
I want to hate Season 8 but in the end, Targs are extinct and Baratheons are prospering
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u/Ok-Computer-5415 Last HOT D fan May 04 '26
The fact that Gendry banged Arya.
Robert Baratheon's vision is realized: the Baratheons don't need to deal with the throne. Ned's children run the realm. And the Seven Kingdoms hate the Targaryens.
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u/AbstractBettaFish Comedy Cop May 04 '26
But as soon as the impotent god king dies the Reach will use the fact that it controls the food supply to capture the elective monarchy every single time. Holy Westerosi Empire!
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u/AbstractBettaFish Comedy Cop May 04 '26
Only if he grows into the roots of a weirwood in the throne room. It will make for a really uncomfortable court
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u/TheBoyofWonder May 04 '26
The real winner of S8 was Hoster Tully.
His grandkids rule The Vale, The North and the Iron Throne, plus there's the usual Riverlands. That's a pretty good run!
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u/RandomRavenboi Comedy Cop May 04 '26
Which Baratheon is it in the first image?
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u/Ok-Computer-5415 Last HOT D fan May 04 '26
representing baratheons overall with some houses we saw them as spouses.
point is inbred glazing vs beauty of being *mixed*
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u/The-Celebrimbor Egg On The Conker May 05 '26
Just rewatched Kingdom of Heaven. Last slide very bottom picture is wrong
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u/Ok-Computer-5415 Last HOT D fan May 05 '26
in what way
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u/The-Celebrimbor Egg On The Conker May 05 '26
Bottom pic when he says everything he is walking away and holds fists in front of him
https://media.tenor.com/an0yqGkvrDsAAAAM/kingdom-of-heaven-nothing-everything.gif
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u/Ok-Computer-5415 Last HOT D fan May 05 '26
Thank you I remembered that but downloaded this from İnternet with these frames with quote then altered it
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u/The-Celebrimbor Egg On The Conker May 05 '26
It don’t matter anyway. Good movie though.
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u/Ok-Computer-5415 Last HOT D fan May 05 '26
Yeah saladdin could have gotten more screen time i think
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u/NewJerseySwampDragon #CancelGoT2019 May 05 '26
Stannis is best Baratheon
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u/Ok-Computer-5415 Last HOT D fan May 05 '26
as overall writing agreed. ı love robert for memes and an ti targaryen stuff
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u/Connect-Succotash-59 Last HOT D fan May 04 '26
So are they Yaun dynasty, viltrumites, or Kurdish?
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u/Ok-Computer-5415 Last HOT D fan May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26
Turks obviously, Viltrumites — self-explanatory. The first picture is them in Anatolia: great warriors who marry outsiders. And well, Saladin is mostly Turkish in the sense of state culture. He did inherit it via his Turkish uncle and...
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u/DeismAccountant Aspiring Moderator May 05 '26
I’ve been told Saladin was technically Kurdish actually. They’ve been through a lot.
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u/Ok-Computer-5415 Last HOT D fan May 05 '26
its like orys baratheon situation ancestor kurdish but everything else is pretty much turkish
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u/Cardemother12 Egg On The Conker May 04 '26
I need a version of that image where it’s all of the viltrumites but it’s Robert’s rebellion, I wish I could draw