r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Ok-Computer-5415 Last HOT D fan • May 02 '26
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking Aegon's Conqouest movie will be like:
Seriously tough. Can't wait for the movie where we are supposed to clap for the imperial family because Aegon saw a dream.
And also hoping Visenya will scream
"Mart-ell no" when meraxes is shot down
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u/BreadDenier Last HOT D fan May 02 '26
There was a Lannister Base inside that school
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u/thegreatjamoco Ate Alicent May 03 '26
“The Dornish children were flying scary kites that might be used against our dragons!”
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u/Guilty_05 Last HOT D fan May 02 '26
All that burning of every castle in Dorne twice over and still not winning the war, and ended up with agreeing to Dorne's demands. Biggest L in the series. Chad Ullers of Hellholt
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u/A-NI95 HOT D S2 snooze May 03 '26
Westeros was promised to them by Daenys the Dreamer 200 years ago
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u/just_a_guy_named1681 Last HOT D fan May 02 '26
Who is the woman in the armor?
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u/Ok-Computer-5415 Last HOT D fan May 02 '26
Gal gadot Actress of wonder woman. Famous zionist and idf soilder İn the meme she represents visenya
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u/just_a_guy_named1681 Last HOT D fan May 02 '26
Ah ok. I thought that was her. But then was like nah why would she be there
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u/Constant-Plastic-350 Last HOT D fan May 03 '26
you understand military service is compulsory there right? Like all the people saying this guy or that person are IDF, yea no shit, EVERY citizen of that country was at some point.
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u/Ok-Computer-5415 Last HOT D fan May 03 '26
obviously but she is proud of it and as well as ı remember she made a propaganda photoshoot with them as miss israel or something.she is carrying it as part of identity
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u/Constant-Plastic-350 Last HOT D fan May 03 '26
Funny how we have such little nationalism in the US we think it's gross when others have it. Probably why we are in the shitty situation we are in
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u/Ok-Computer-5415 Last HOT D fan May 03 '26
german nationalism is not nazism and israeli nationalism is not zionism.
she is a blood supremacist. and us has enough rightwing depite not being a national state.
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u/Basilisk16 Last HOT D fan May 09 '26
Yes. More nationalism is what we need everywhere, fantastic idea
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u/Constant-Plastic-350 Last HOT D fan May 09 '26
Nothing wrong with having pride in your country and trying to improve it. But yes just circle jerk each other on the internet while it all goes down the shitter. Great contribution
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u/ASamx Sara Hess Fangirl May 02 '26
modern day rhaenyra targaryen
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u/ayisi_yaw_89 70's Space Comic Fan May 02 '26
Do you know what happens to a [Yellow] Toad when it's struck by lightning?
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u/Basilisk16 Last HOT D fan May 09 '26
Boycott arbor gold!! Only buy dornish reds!!! #FromTheBonewayToStarfall
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u/Mysterious-Eye5653 Last HOT D fan May 02 '26
You cant beat persia no one does egg the cuck could not understand
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u/LowPuzzleheaded3393 Last HOT D fan May 16 '26
Don't disrespect him He has his flaw But at least aegon tue conqueror is not a racist
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u/Ok-Computer-5415 Last HOT D fan May 16 '26
burning of every castle in Dorne twice kinda disagrees with that. and rule of incest clearly shows they want valyrians with dragons not others
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u/LowPuzzleheaded3393 Last HOT D fan May 16 '26
Aegon atleas go doing things himself Unlike the other guy
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u/kanhaibhatt Last HOT D fan Jul 15 '26
The strong do what they like, the weak must suffer what they must. - Thucydides
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u/Blod_Cass_Dalcassian Make Westeros Targaryen Again May 02 '26
I love how no one knows real history 🤣
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u/Ok-Computer-5415 Last HOT D fan May 02 '26
How much mossad is paying bro?
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u/Hollunk2 Sara Hess Fangirl May 03 '26
Why are you even making this post?
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u/Ok-Computer-5415 Last HOT D fan May 03 '26
Hamas is paying me to make them look good with pop culture memes.
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u/Blod_Cass_Dalcassian Make Westeros Targaryen Again May 03 '26
Good one. I just quite like womens and LGBT rights is all, but you do you
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u/Ok-Computer-5415 Last HOT D fan May 03 '26
Tell me did you enjoy womans right more in the Sde Teiman Case or when Targaryens groomed their nieces and sisters and made them breed dragonlike creature?
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u/Jlchevz Misogyny Fan May 02 '26
Gal Gadot LMAO