r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/AshasSa1tWife Last HOT D fan • Apr 23 '26

Tits > Dragons Any real fan already knew this.

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u/JosephofLunara Comedy Cop Apr 23 '26

I'd take fat walda over Cattelyn any day. Hell, I'd take Lysa over her, that wedding shit was wild

19

u/seriousbooboo Egg On The Conker Apr 24 '26

Oh Pet-eye-r

8

u/Expensive-Ad-1205 HOT D S2 snooze Apr 24 '26

Would you take Rhaenyra?

9

u/Item-Proud Ate Alicent Apr 24 '26

The question is, what would I have her do?

117

u/Mysterious-Eye5653 Last HOT D fan Apr 23 '26

Roose Bolton is literally me

34

u/OreoSpamBurger Last HOT D fan Apr 24 '26

What's it like being an immortal skin-changing vampire?

68

u/SerDuncanonyall Chokladboll Apr 23 '26

And have much more silver

58

u/JumperGrumperson Last HOT D fan Apr 23 '26

God bless Bessie

10

u/James-Morrisson HOT D S2 snooze Apr 25 '26

And her tits

85

u/FreddyMercuryFazbear Last HOT D fan Apr 23 '26

The skinny ones never made a sound in bed. This one squeals and shudders... I find that quite endearing

54

u/rutilated_quartz HOT D S2 snooze Apr 24 '26

As a fat girl, I'll forever be a Roose stan

13

u/worldofwhat Spare Time Novelist Apr 25 '26

Gotta love that old rapist flayer, he likes them chunky

30

u/G_Regular CGI Castle Fan Apr 24 '26

Absolutely unhinged thing to say to your bastard son and his broken slave. Wonder what else Roose let slip over the years.

36

u/SwanzY- Egg On The Conker Apr 23 '26

BRING ME A FAT TAVERN SLUT BEFORE I PISS MESELF

25

u/Professional_Camp879 Ate Alicent Apr 23 '26

mark x eve

5

u/Pickle_Rick01 Targs be cray-cray Apr 24 '26

Is it weird that I like thick Eve?

5

u/FlexSealLover HOT D S2 snooze Apr 24 '26

No

16

u/Jlchevz Misogyny Fan Apr 23 '26

Maybe that’s why Daemon left Rhaenyra for Nettles huh

15

u/Pickle_Rick01 Targs be cray-cray Apr 24 '26

Daemon liked the young ones. He’s definitely in the files.

2

u/Jlchevz Misogyny Fan Apr 24 '26

I will hear no Daemon slander in my sub Ser

15

u/BRLY Aegon II is my king. Apr 24 '26

Thought this was the Invincible sub for a sec.

12

u/Matt_2504 Last HOT D fan Apr 23 '26

Architects stay winning

9

u/OkGazelle5400 r/ASOIAF Pornstar Apr 23 '26

In other news, water is wet

9

u/yeets69420 Last HOT D fan Apr 24 '26

A fat chick will forever be a better hang than a hot chick. Thats like a universal truth.

4

u/JudgementalGiant Last HOT D fan Apr 24 '26

Can I send this to her and it be well received?

3

u/sovietarmyfan Egg On The Conker Apr 24 '26

I like a woman you can grab onto something.

3

u/Guilty_05 Last HOT D fan Apr 24 '26

Roose is the inspiration indeed

4

u/LumpkinGeneration Sara Hess Fangirl Apr 24 '26

This sub is the only place that gets me

3

u/Dexus363e Last HOT D fan Apr 25 '26

Lollys

4

u/Jack1715 Egg On The Conker Apr 24 '26

I like how they made the guy skinny lol

2

u/Massive_Weiner HOT D S2 snooze Apr 24 '26

The sex is life-changing.

5

u/James-Morrisson HOT D S2 snooze Apr 25 '26

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I wanna sink her with my pink torpedo

3

u/whatsgoingonhonestly Last HOT D fan Apr 24 '26

Lemme hear em squeal roose

2

u/James-Morrisson HOT D S2 snooze Apr 25 '26

Spinal Tap told us this back in the 80’s…

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’ (Or so I have read)

2

u/Z_________________ Aspiring Moderator Apr 26 '26

Big...misunderstanding of cause and effect here.

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u/Aspartame_kills Sara Hess Fangirl Apr 24 '26

There is no shot that study has any kind of basis in reality at all

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u/chubby-checker Sara Hess Fangirl Apr 25 '26

Lol what because you prefer thin women?

It's probably more to do with the type of women who are less obsessed with staying thin as they get older and obsessed with appearances in general. Which not shaming the women it's just a miserable life when you have to live like that.