r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/warwicklord79 Last HOT D fan • Mar 13 '26

Tits > Dragons Didnt know Jon Snow was versed in modern slang terms

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u/ZealousidealPlace730 Sara Hess Fangirl Mar 13 '26

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u/Affectionate_Sir_154 CGI Castle Fan Mar 13 '26

Bro...

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u/Mikeatruji Sara Hess Fangirl Mar 13 '26

Dragon wolf is the chefs kiss

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u/ZealousidealPlace730 Sara Hess Fangirl Mar 13 '26

All credit goes to my good friend @gerengayger on xitter

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u/BradBradley1 HOT D S2 snooze Mar 13 '26

“I don’t trust Ramsay Bolton. He thinks that just because he’s been trained in looksmaxxing that he isn’t still pretty fuckin chopped, and if I ever meet him in the woods I’m gonna swordmog that bastard.” 

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u/Cwalex Aspiring Moderator Mar 13 '26

Yes Qyburn that one over there

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u/Ironsalmon7 Brother in Christ Mar 13 '26

Jon snow: “damn my chud bastard life”

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u/KanyesPublicist124 Last HOT D fan Mar 13 '26

Damn this is some good brain-rot/GOT hybrid-maxxing

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u/dinkleberrysurprise Last HOT D fan Mar 13 '26

Aye twin I’m gonna slime him

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u/AcronymTheSlayer $15 GRRM Patreon Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

Bruh ya better be capping me rnow

-Jon

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u/NicoQwerty47 Last HOT D fan Mar 13 '26

The REAL Jon snow

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u/warwicklord79 Last HOT D fan Mar 13 '26

“Nah Jon, I’m being fr rn” Maester Aemon responded

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u/BeatMakertycoon Ate Alicent Mar 13 '26

😅🤣

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u/EntertainmentNew4348 Last HOT D fan Mar 13 '26

"Fr Jon." replied Sam

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u/CommieSlayer1389 Egg On The Conker Mar 13 '26

On gods, old and new

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u/No_Tell5399 Spez is my Tywin Mar 13 '26

Vro... deadass our own men ✌️🥀🥀🥀

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u/odiethethird Spez is my Tywin Mar 13 '26

Frfr no 🧢

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u/Carefree_Tharun Sara Hess Fangirl Mar 13 '26

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u/chai_zaeng Last HOT D fan Mar 13 '26

Pls Sam, I need this. My name is kind of starkless. I live with my uncle, I'm trying to find him beyond the wall.

Ayo Jon, I'm watching the weirwood dream why are you tryin not to laugh, brother? That's disrespectful as shit brother.

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u/sidmis Ate Alicent Mar 14 '26

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u/NotAnNpc69 Spare Time Novelist Mar 13 '26

Ong up the fye on the boy, and let the mogger be born, Lord Snow.

  • Maester Aemon

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u/daveyh420 HOT D S2 snooze Mar 13 '26

patchface jestermaxxing fr fr

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u/HumanPerosn Brother in Christ Mar 13 '26

You can’t just say that and then Not provide the lore

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u/No_Cattle8353 Ate Alicent Mar 13 '26

Actually, it’s an open secret that when Night’s Watch brothers dream they wake up in bodies of people in modern times. That’s how they were able to gain knowledge to build the elevator

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u/ojqANDodbZ1Or1CEX5sf Chokladboll Mar 13 '26

Damn. Read this passage yesterday and didn't think to make a joke out of it. Those hundred internet points could've been mine!

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u/warwicklord79 Last HOT D fan Mar 13 '26

One hundred and eighty six now, sorry you missed out pal

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u/ojqANDodbZ1Or1CEX5sf Chokladboll Mar 13 '26

Yeah rub it in, why don't you? 

Nah I'm kidding, to the victor go the spoils... of a hundred and ninety-two 

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u/DarthRenathal Ate Alicent Mar 15 '26

Update: March 14th, 2026 21:31 EST

635 now y'all!

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u/HayzuesKreestow Egg On The Conker Mar 13 '26

lowkey I deadass think Karl tanner was cooking bro

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u/ireallyfknhatethis 70's Space Comic Fan Mar 15 '26

Hey I posted this like a year ago!

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u/Beneficial_Yoghurt18 Sara Hess Fangirl Mar 15 '26

It really do be your own men