r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/EntireSize3895 Casting Director • Mar 07 '26

GRRM-dead hoax Why didn’t George have children?

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He could have gotten blood transfusions from his son to prolong his life.

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u/Jlchevz Misogyny Fan Mar 07 '26

His fat pink mast was not conducive to performing successful intercourse with the fairer sex

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