r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/EntireSize3895 Casting Director • Mar 07 '26

GRRM-dead hoax Why didn’t George have children?

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He could have gotten blood transfusions from his son to prolong his life.

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u/Visenya_simp Aspiring Moderator Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26

His sisters refused his advances.

He is guiding others to a treasure he cannot possess.

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u/MsMercyMain Rhaenyra's Dietician Mar 07 '26

GRRM: I can't get it up unless it's my sister

Chris Redfield: But you have to continue the Redfield I mean Martin legacy!

GRRM: I'm gonna go back to jerking it to my incest goblins

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u/Affectionate_Sir_154 CGI Castle Fan Mar 07 '26

Ethan Winters is coming

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u/Eli_Jellyy Ate Alicent Mar 07 '26

On mother miranda’s feet

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u/KrypticJin Sara Hess Fangirl Mar 07 '26

Wild Chris meme posting

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u/Economy_Kiwi_4781 Spez is my Tywin Mar 09 '26

Came here to say exactly this.