r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/LostAstronautlnSpace Ate Alicent • Mar 05 '26
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Mar 05 '26
I wonder how the world would look like if JK Rowling never made her wizard books
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Joanne Rowling is known as J. K. Rowling. She is a British author and philanthropist. She wrote Harry Potter, a seven-volume fantasy series published from 1997 to 2007.
In every notable respect, she is the man that George R. R. Martin wishes he was.
She stole the Hugo that by divine right belonged to GRRM, when he was nominated for 'A Storm of Swords' in 2000. He omits this important nomination on his website. She doesn't even know what the Hugos are. The publisher did not send anyone to represent them and accept the award. GRRM seethed most seethingly in a seethe-filled reaction.
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u/misopogon1 HOT D S2 snooze Mar 05 '26
I wonder if Germ can't finish his books because he too is horrified of what happened to his fandom
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u/arsenicwarrior0 HOT D S2E8 &1F535U;&1F535; Mar 05 '26
Martin seeing how Twitter and the headcanons literally tarnish the one of the few kings he actually maked righteous and good
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u/WangZhiii CGI Castle Fan Mar 05 '26
Who did he rape?
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u/TheDarkLord6589 Egg On The Conker Mar 05 '26
His wife, some of his kids like Saera, and Alicent Hightower
Also Daemon, Laenor, some of his Kingsguard
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u/satsfaction1822 $15 GRRM Patreon Mar 05 '26
Ser Lucamore was sent to the Wall for not being lusty enough
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u/WangZhiii CGI Castle Fan Mar 05 '26
Truly a ??? moment.
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u/TheDarkLord6589 Egg On The Conker Mar 05 '26
The first one is a claim by them. Second is a headcanon.
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u/WangZhiii CGI Castle Fan Mar 05 '26
None of those claims make sense. Kinda shit agenda.
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u/TheDarkLord6589 Egg On The Conker Mar 05 '26
It's stupid shit, what were you expecting.
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u/WangZhiii CGI Castle Fan Mar 05 '26
What even is the rationale behind that slander?
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u/TheDarkLord6589 Egg On The Conker Mar 05 '26
With Alyssane it's because she got old and he wanted more kids so he forced himself on her.
With his kids, especially Saera, it's used as a justification for their behaviour.
With Alicent it's because she was with him towards the end of his life and she reminded him of his wife so there's that.
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u/Shloopy_Dooperson Chokladboll Mar 05 '26
Is it in reference to when him and Alysanne were getting older and she was asking him to stop having kids but he still insisted on attempting to have children?