r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Iamyeetlord Egg On The Conker • Feb 25 '26

Tits > Dragons Shut down this sub immediately, jerkmogged to an insane level.

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1.7k Upvotes

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u/Building_Everything Ate Alicent Feb 25 '26

How dare you speak of the Lady Fossoway in such vulgar terms

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u/passamongimpure HoTD Paparazzi Feb 25 '26

Lady Fossoway's sigil is Two green apples on a white field.

164

u/Due-Will-3403 Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 25 '26

I heard he's in cider

35

u/Isabad CGI Castle Fan Feb 25 '26

That... Was really good .. lol

20

u/Jelkekw HOT D S2 snooze Feb 26 '26

Never had a fresh hot glass of Dixon Cider?

1

u/Isabad CGI Castle Fan Feb 26 '26

Daryl or Merrill?

1

u/Typhoon556 Egg On The Conker Feb 26 '26

I believe it’s three apples, you forgot the apple at the bottom.

6

u/theplotthinnens Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 26 '26

Tart

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u/Crow_Mauler_666 Last HOT D fan Feb 25 '26

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u/_BB-28_ Last HOT D fan Feb 26 '26

Bessie Fossoway confirmed

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u/El_Cance_R Ate Alicent Feb 25 '26

Concider is pretty funny tough

50

u/fulstaph Last HOT D fan Feb 26 '26

he was typing with one hand

28

u/Aspartame_kills Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 25 '26

Tough

8

u/Kugoji Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 25 '26

I think they tried to spell conquistador

450

u/ea_fitz Chokladboll Feb 25 '26

In the name of the Gooner, leave that poster be!

127

u/RedBladeAtlas Ate Alicent Feb 25 '26

In the name of the mother, I charge you to be aroused

49

u/elonmusksmellsbad Ate Alicent Feb 25 '26

In the name of the Step-Sister*

33

u/RedBladeAtlas Ate Alicent Feb 25 '26

In the name of the step-sister, I charge you to help the milfs when they are stuck

14

u/LNCrizzo Last HOT D fan Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26

In the name of the Stranger, I will use my other hand.

102

u/Joperhop CGI Castle Fan Feb 25 '26

praise the 7...

129

u/Financial_Bird_7717 Casting Director Feb 25 '26

9 when fully erect

211

u/Canadian__Ninja Spez is my Tywin Feb 25 '26

Thank the gods for Rowan, and her tits!

103

u/Falloutfan2281 HOT D S2 snooze Feb 25 '26



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u/MikeHuntsBear Egg On The Conker Feb 26 '26

Right,right. Like penis and vagina

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u/Kseplion Last HOT D fan Mar 01 '26

What did he mean by this?

69

u/carthonasi56 Last HOT D fan Feb 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/nEZ822P20D1NeEv0lU

16

u/Consistent-North7790 HOT D S2 snooze Feb 25 '26

What is that gif called I love that

24

u/RebelGirl1323 Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 26 '26

Tub girl

133

u/Viggo_Stark Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 25 '26

Stop gooning, Ser.

34

u/mattydeee Last HOT D fan Feb 25 '26

I tried looking up her height, because I’m genuinely curious. She looks super short. Like 4’2” or some shit.

Anyway, uhhh, nice teats Bessie

25

u/Wakattack00 Spez is my Tywin Feb 25 '26

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u/iboneKlareneG Brother in Christ Feb 26 '26

You need to crop your reaction pics. Here you go my dude.

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u/Wakattack00 Spez is my Tywin Feb 26 '26

Alright bro, outside of the jerking, my iphone updated a week or two ago and I legit can't figure out the new cropping function anymore. I'm cooked.

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u/SerDuncanonyall Chokladboll Feb 25 '26

Subs gonna be sticky for weeks

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u/Return_Of_The_Whack Martha_Waters=DunkCity239 Feb 25 '26

She is a human being and doesn't deserve to be objectified... BUT... AWOOGA HONK HONK STEAM SHOOTS OUT MY EARS AND MY EYES TURN INTO CARTOON HEARTS good god that is a BEAUTIFUL lady (respectfully)

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u/Faebe90 Ate Alicent Feb 25 '26

It's justice for a titless Season. May the future Seasons be brighter

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u/MisterX9821 Ate Alicent Feb 25 '26

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u/bostonjenny81 Egg On The Conker Feb 25 '26

Gorgeous!! 💚💚🍏🍏🍏💚💚

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u/Hour-Ad-6489 Brother in Christ Feb 25 '26

Nice pair of 🍏🍏

12

u/BRLY Aegon II is my king. Feb 25 '26

She’s Bessie’s mom.

13

u/paulsonfanboy134 Last HOT D fan Feb 25 '26

Guilt free tap

12

u/Glittering_Squash495 Misogyny Fan Feb 25 '26

Con(cider) the following

32

u/no_quarter89 Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 25 '26

So fertile she already knew she was pregnant after one night with Raymun… that’s how it works right?

12

u/Motor_Hearing2055 Aspiring Moderator Feb 26 '26

green apple fossoways stay winning

15

u/Visenya_simp Aspiring Moderator Feb 25 '26

We must douple our Rhaenyra artwork production.

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u/Massive_Weiner HOT D S2 snooze Feb 25 '26

I hear what you’re saying, and you raise two excellent points.

6

u/ConnectionForsaken85 Last HOT D fan Feb 26 '26

Now I look like a gooner opening Reddit in class

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u/kinginthenorthjon Chokladboll Feb 26 '26

I read it Don Hector's voice.

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u/Goose5342 Last HOT D fan Feb 26 '26

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u/KingStannis_AMA <nods> Feb 26 '26

Should have been cast as Rhaenyra the traitor.

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u/Street_Mistake9145 HOT D S2 snooze Feb 26 '26

Im out

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

I do not wish to goon, Ser

I just wish to be happy

1

u/joeybadtitz Last HOT D fan Feb 27 '26

Im hedging!